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Atheista
05.04.2021 18:09:21
bigiron

same here bimkko :\ i have one caesar coin but its really not enough

05.04.2021 18:09:21

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Atheista
05.04.2021 19:12:13
Bimkko

Dye96 wrote:
At least you didn't start selling the dresses with 5 artifacts on for the craze that starts in 23 hrs :) :)
I ONCE DID THAT GFDHGDFGFD hence why im out of coins this time

05.04.2021 19:12:13
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Atheista
06.04.2021 00:22:23
Mona Elizabeth

A few years ago I had really excruciating, grinding pain in my right knee whenever I moved it. It felt really stiff and horrible to the point where I almost cried walking from class to class. I was in high school at the time and had to go up and down stairs in between classes, which made it even worse. It stopped right before I planned to go to the doctor so I figured maybe it was the weather or whatever, but now it's starting again and I'm so upset because I want to get back into roller skating :(( I really hope it isn't arthritis or anything like that 

06.04.2021 00:22:23
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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Antitheocra
06.04.2021 00:51:47
Amber Ice

I would die for Lindsay Lohan

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Atheista
06.04.2021 06:57:23
LizardKiwi

I wish my life was a coming of age movie

06.04.2021 06:57:23
Call me Ezra pls :)
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Atheista
06.04.2021 08:07:21
Juggalo Rights

FunnyValentine wrote:
Juggalo Rights wrote:
thats a symptom of clinical depression babes
wait HUH really??!??!?! 
yes. feeling like you're constantly crying or on the verge of bursting into tears is a symptom of depression. last year i tried going off my antidepressant and this started happening to me within a few weeks (i got back on a different one)

06.04.2021 08:07:21
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Atheista
06.04.2021 09:11:57
mizzery

DON'T you swear at me, you little shit! Don't you EVER raise your voice at me! I am your mother! You understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed! Well, now your sister is dead! And I know you miss her and I know it was an accident and I know you're in pain and I wish could take that away for you. I WISH I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did, but you're sister is dead! She's gone forever! And what a waste... if it could've maybe brought us together, or something, if you could've just said "I'm sorry" or faced up to what happened, maybe then we could do something with this, but you can't take responsibility for anything! So, now I can't accept. And I can't forgive. Because... because NOBODY admits anything they've done!

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this monologue from Hereditary feels especially relevant now that I know what's been going on with the shop workers and certain admin on this site :(


06.04.2021 09:11:57

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Secville
06.04.2021 10:01:51
Immortality, darling

ugh anson chen was so fucking hot during the last episode of "history4: close to you". THAT BODY. i'd kill to be such a skinny legend.

06.04.2021 10:01:51
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Freethinkerland
06.04.2021 13:55:38
floridaawatts

( so close to the next noisy badge dont mind me just want more money <3 )

06.04.2021 13:55:38

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Antitheocra
06.04.2021 14:35:15
Vlad

F in chat for my work ethic this year. Like at first lockdown and covid was just me getting to stay home and focus on coursework but as the awfulness of being cooped up inside actually hit, I took a complete crash :/

06.04.2021 14:35:15

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