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Freethinkerland
04.05.2021 07:11:05
sxcg0rl

lol does anyone else just play on bimbo land in the middle of class? zoom classes r so boring sometimes lol and i care more abt my bimbo than class sometimes which is soooo silly

04.05.2021 07:11:05

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Freethinkerland
04.05.2021 13:07:31
Anna Lena

I do the basic tasks during webinars as well

Also just waiting for someone to turn up to a Zoom meeting that was scheduled for 1pm.. and got postponed to 2pm.... now 7 minutes late 

04.05.2021 13:07:31
Kawaii Mew
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Atheista
04.05.2021 15:57:18
Mona Elizabeth

CinnamonSugar wrote:
Oh, Mona! 
That's not your fault. I took a business etiquette course in, oh, probably 2006 (eek! I'm so old). I had no work experience then, either, but I think I was allowed to put "babysitting" on my resume assignment. The instructor should realize that not everyone has work experience prior to attending university; I certainly didn't!
Aw thank you, Cinnamon! It makes me feel a lot better to know that I am not the only person who's ever entered college without having work experience :D 


04.05.2021 15:57:18
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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Reasonopia
05.05.2021 05:16:05
BarbieIa

I actually played BIMBO land over my phone at work, makes a lot more sense to assign tasks in the morning to speed up progression.
the format vs the web layout is slightly different however

05.05.2021 05:16:05
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Atheista
06.05.2021 02:12:38
Queerla

It's my mom's birthday today, she would have been 65. I had a fraught relationship with her that healed somewhat in her last few years, but there were some unhealed things as well. She died 11 years ago and still feel complicated about our relationship, but I miss her. 

06.05.2021 02:12:38
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
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Atheista
06.05.2021 04:20:21
Lei X

I won 200 diamonds in the spin-the-wheel. I couldn't figure out whether or not to buy an extra slot for my artifacts or 4 extra slots for my closet (I had 100 diamonds at the time.)
I'm not sure why, but I impulsively spent them all on the wheel. All I got was superficiality and sex appeal. You know, the things you get from minigames? Yeah, those.
Liv Slusher o_slusher - Profile  Pinterest
I'm unironically really frustrated with myself for doing that. I kinda want to punch the screen. Obviously I'm being hyperbolic here, I'm not actually going to punch the screen, but holy shit, the B in BPD is for Bimbo, and boy do I feel like one right now. I really wanted a new artifact slot.
Miku Dance GIFs  Tenor 
TL;DR: Unironically ruined my own day by wasting viddy game money. 




06.05.2021 04:20:21
     
 
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Freethinkerland
06.05.2021 23:06:30
CinnamonSugar

Public Service Announcement: Be respectful to cashiers & other retail workers. 
Also, be realistic with your requests. 

******
I am tired of customers with unrealistic demands.
Today's example:
Customer came in with vitamins & the packing slip from her online order. She claimed she had been sent the wrong item. I said, "Let me check the UPC code." The packaging slip matched the item she'd received.  "Let me pull up your online order to double check." The item she'd ordered matched the packing slip & the item.
So, I told her I could process it as a return. 
But getting her money back wasn't enough for her. She said I was "being impossible" & that it was not her fault she'd ordered the wrong item. She claimed it was the company's fault. In addition to the refund of what she paid, which I gave her in full despite the vitamins being OPEN, she wanted a 20% off coupon because she claimed she had used one even though it was not marked on the packing slip nor the online lookup. (Not to mention, it's not like I can just create coupons on demand, nor do we have any in store.)




06.05.2021 23:06:30
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Reasonopia
07.05.2021 02:43:55
BarbieIa

Lei X wrote:

I'm unironically really frustrated with myself for doing that. I kinda want to punch the screen. Obviously I'm being hyperbolic here, I'm not actually going to punch the screen, but holy shit, the B in BPD is for Bimbo, and boy do I feel like one right now. I really wanted a new artifact slot.
Bad things happen when you punch screens.    TRUST ME

07.05.2021 02:43:55
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Atheista
07.05.2021 04:17:26
THAT bitch

why does medical marijuana have ro be so expensive jfc

07.05.2021 04:17:26
   - hugz <3



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Secville
07.05.2021 05:05:50
StarshipLemon

We got 3 baby chicks today <3 <3 they are so cute and their names Daisy, Minecraft, and Henry :))))

07.05.2021 05:05:50
    

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