lets be real here

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Freethinkerland
07.12.2021 03:31:46
melodysungjae

Okay? I guess

07.12.2021 03:31:46

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Secville
07.12.2021 13:42:03
Immortality, darling

lily allen really sang “forget your balls and grow a pair of tits” and i honestly think that made me more trans back in the day

07.12.2021 13:42:03
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Reasonopia
07.12.2021 16:28:56
heartmarch

Laynee wrote:
I don’t know how to feel? A guy gifted me a Nintendo subscription for my switch and like, I feel like I’m indebted to him or something… we’re not dating or anything… as far as I know?? And like, we only started talking more often again because he got a switch for himself and he knows that I also have one. Maybe I should’ve kept my guard up or something, I don’t know how to receive gifts.
I would just accept it and move on. It was his choice to give you something, you didnt ask for it you know? 

07.12.2021 16:28:56

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Freethinkerland
07.12.2021 19:16:01
melodysungjae

Yeah I agree~ people shouldn’t expect anything in return for gifts

07.12.2021 19:16:01

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Atheista
07.12.2021 19:43:15
misogynist

melodysungjae wrote:
I mentioned how I dumped my gf in another thread but I’m pissed off thinking about her.
I tried learning about her special interests which were Homestuck, SCPs, and Touhou! Which were all horribly boring to me, but I read the freakin three page thing she wrote on Homestuck so I’d understand BUT whenever I talked to her about a kdrama I was watching or a kpop group I liked, she’d ignore me or talk about something else!!! 
And when it was my birthday, she LITERSLLY had been counting down some anime girls birthday but totally forgot about mine EVEN THO I repeatedly mentioned my birthday cause my birthday means a lot to me but NOOO she remembers anime girl but not her partner and she still doesn’t know WHY I dumped her cause I blocked her lol
I'm sorry, she sounds like a terrible partner :( 

07.12.2021 19:43:15
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Posts 1074
Reasonopia
07.12.2021 20:15:53
Iowa

interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater

07.12.2021 20:15:53
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
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Atheista
08.12.2021 02:29:07
peeslurper69

hmm today i will play overwatch. *antis enemy rein and he dies quickly, my rein refuses to 'push' until AFTER he's been resurrected..by charging straight in and dying* ... *closes overwatch* 

08.12.2021 02:29:07
your reluctant optimist 
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Reasonopia
08.12.2021 04:57:18
Bunnae

you want it to be real? A lot of the time due to the puritan social structure of America restricting sexual education, estrogen bodied people tend to be shamed when engaging in a natural process of breast development during teenage years. The sex hating culture decided that since massaging developing breasts could induce pleasure as it alleviated growing pains. Without realizing that the sensations in the area are evolutionarily adapted to encourage the massaging of the tissue, as a way to assist in the growing and maturing process of the developing cells in the area. Without massages breast shape can be impacted, breast cancer risk can be increased (to not over sensationalize, this is just slightly but statistically significant), and the area's sensory connectivity to your nervous system is greatly reduced. 

08.12.2021 04:57:18
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Atheista
08.12.2021 16:40:32
misogynist

happy wednesday ^_^

08.12.2021 16:40:32
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Reasonopia
08.12.2021 23:16:24
PlushKlavier

Told my mom today I had an appointment tomorrow to get my eyes checked and she was so unsurprised like she was legit just fucking waiting for me to be like "yeah my eyes r fucked" dkjhgkjhdf

08.12.2021 23:16:24

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