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Atheista
26.01.2022 22:28:03
viscerae

PlushKlavier wrote:

:3¢

^ kittycat passing you the joint

thank you for the offer, kitty. alas, i must turn down the offer because i took an anti-drug program with a buff lion mascot, and therefore cannot partake in such activities. :( 


26.01.2022 22:28:03
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Secville
26.01.2022 22:43:41
Immortality, darling

alexa play "dramatic" by britney spears

26.01.2022 22:43:41
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Atheista
26.01.2022 22:59:20
peeslurper69

is it just me or are the ads getting much larger? at least on mobile, they seem to take up quite a bit more of the screen

26.01.2022 22:59:20
your reluctant optimist 
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Reasonopia
26.01.2022 23:26:28
Iowa



26.01.2022 23:26:28
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
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Reasonopia
27.01.2022 00:01:33
Unwilling Hucowcat

just popping in the forums and skimming around,,, not even macbeth was this dramatic jfc guys </3 

27.01.2022 00:01:33

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Reasonopia
27.01.2022 00:51:25
CommunityVerified

PlushKlavier wrote:
No way that these people at the pubquiz didn't use Google and Shazam to look up the answers there's no way they got ALL 50 questions right, lamerrrs
bitch wtf.... i hate when ppl do that. just be stupid like the rest of us. 

27.01.2022 00:51:25
 
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Freethinkerland
27.01.2022 01:01:44
Muffy Mynxxx

just watched a Lucille Ball documentary because I'm obsessed with her and they really had to end it so sadly like  ):  now I'm just sad ffs lol

27.01.2022 01:01:44
 


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Reasonopia
27.01.2022 02:02:04
PlushKlavier

What the fuck is UP with these weird bot-like accounts on Vinted selling expensive as shit Nike shoes and using like pretty much the same pictures?? There will be like 3 listings of the same Nike shoes next to each other using near identical pictures by 3 different accounts who all have no profile picture and very bot-like names like jameshugh459 or something, the hell is up with that?? I just wanna thrift some cute shoes not buy overpriced Nikes from scalpers

27.01.2022 02:02:04

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Atheista
27.01.2022 03:49:19
peeslurper69

Unwilling Hucowcat wrote:
just popping in the forums and skimming around,,, not even macbeth was this dramatic jfc guys </3 
LMAO ok this made me chuckle

i just realized how much lyrics in the form of questions always hit different for me .. i like to put my discord status as random lyrics a lot and i just realized how many of them are questions..idk what about someone singing a question as opposed to a statement is so much more powerful to me

even one direction .. 'does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?' *crying*

27.01.2022 03:49:19
your reluctant optimist 
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Reasonopia
27.01.2022 05:40:06
Iowa

u say 'even one direction' like night changes doesnt fuck u up 2 hell n back /lh

27.01.2022 05:40:06
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game

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