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26.02.2022 17:02:04
ButterfIy

Side note, please do not use Allah’s name in vain. No-one found it funny and it’s ridiculously offensive to Muslims.

26.02.2022 17:02:04
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Freethinkerland
26.02.2022 17:17:05
LillyAnn

misogynist wrote:
Just working through sanitizing all of the things I brought back from my parents place this morning. it's hard work especially since I have to sit outside in the sweltering fucking heat to do it T__T I just don't want to risk there being anything alive in there (spiders, cockroaches) so it's a necessary precaution. halfway done though!! It's really cathartic. also it sucks because there is just.. that stench... I'm sure won't go away for a good long while, hopefully after enough time in a clean environment and after enough cleaning with lysol wipes it will dissipate. if you've ever been inside an animal hoarders house you know exactly the smell I'm talking about. I showed my roommates video of what my mother did to my room as well as the rest of the place and they were all like "you should call animal control on her" :sob: well they are probably right I just know that usually when an animal hoarder is raided the animals get put down :(((( I love them all and I don't want that to happen so I'm hesitant to do so. 

well anyway I've got my entire dice collection now for dnd and very happy about that ^_^ 

I hope everyone has a good weekend !! <3
Can you somehow evacuate the animals? I am sorry you are going through this.

26.02.2022 17:17:05

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26.02.2022 17:28:45
Milkkycathy

Butterfly, I was raised in a half-muslim household, can you at least look up what's actually haram before making a statement of what's offensive or not, I can tell you at least the teachings of the branch my family is from did Not apply the "deity's name" rule the way Christians do. If you're from a different branch that does, then that becomes a theological debate that I frankly don't care to have on ximbo dot land of all places...
It's also arguable that me praying to become more resistant to provocation classifies as "in vain" but once again, I'll take that to an authority on the matter, not a player on a forum.

26.02.2022 17:28:45
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Agnostica
26.02.2022 17:41:32
SpermLover

Immortality, darling wrote:
i'm literally boosting my rank in league of legends by being a heal slut
i feel so dirty lol but hey at least i'm almost plat or something </3


atleast you’re not instalocking Yasuo lmao 



26.02.2022 17:41:32
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26.02.2022 18:00:33
ButterfIy

I was raised in a full Muslim household, so don’t give me that drivel darling. If you could read well enough, you would realise that I didn’t say it was haram. I said it was offensive. I’ve been a suni Muslim for 24 years and it’s nowhere accepted that you can mention Allah or Muhammad SAW’s names with levity. You attempting to justify it as making a dua to harden you against provocation is an embarrassing attempt at you trying to absolve yourself from any wrongdoing.

Apologise for offending me and move on.

26.02.2022 18:00:33
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Reasonopia
26.02.2022 18:34:05
Unwilling Hucowcat

on the topic of russia and ukraine, i suggest everyone who does not live in the region to keep your opinions to yourself and just wish safety and wellness to the citizens of both countries. it’s very insensitive to insert your unwanted opinion in a matter that does not personally affect you. this is not pointed at anyone directly, but for future reference!


to any bimbos/himbos/thembos living in either country, i hope you all stay safe and well during these times <3

26.02.2022 18:34:05

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26.02.2022 18:55:44
Milkkycathy

I'm sorry for hurting you then, we were obviously raised on different rules when it comes to faith, and my justification came from a habit I see of people to immediatly jump at the mention of any thing attached to Islam, as well as trying to "catholicise" it if that makes sense. I understand that the teachings you received were different than mine though, and so in that case I do apologise. I hope you can also understand in the same way where my defense and view of the matter is.
Once again, I'm truly sorry.

26.02.2022 18:55:44
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26.02.2022 20:08:29
ButterfIy

I accept your apology.

26.02.2022 20:08:29
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Atheista
26.02.2022 21:39:33
misogynist

LillyAnn wrote:
misogynist wrote:
Just working through sanitizing all of the things I brought back from my parents place this morning. it's hard work especially since I have to sit outside in the sweltering fucking heat to do it T__T I just don't want to risk there being anything alive in there (spiders, cockroaches) so it's a necessary precaution. halfway done though!! It's really cathartic. also it sucks because there is just.. that stench... I'm sure won't go away for a good long while, hopefully after enough time in a clean environment and after enough cleaning with lysol wipes it will dissipate. if you've ever been inside an animal hoarders house you know exactly the smell I'm talking about. I showed my roommates video of what my mother did to my room as well as the rest of the place and they were all like "you should call animal control on her" :sob: well they are probably right I just know that usually when an animal hoarder is raided the animals get put down :(((( I love them all and I don't want that to happen so I'm hesitant to do so. 

well anyway I've got my entire dice collection now for dnd and very happy about that ^_^ 

I hope everyone has a good weekend !! <3
Can you somehow evacuate the animals? I am sorry you are going through this.
I could try to organize something to get them out of there but then there would be the issue of getting them all up to date on shots and making sure none of them are sick and then trying to rehome them.. though honestly it's a better idea than just letting it be as it is now, I've never really thought about it before. Maybe there's something I could do. thanks LA

26.02.2022 21:39:33
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26.02.2022 22:03:18
kimdracula

I hate in vampire movies when they waste all the time on the vampire hunters talking about how to destroy vampires and exposition or whatever i'm here to see nightgowns and vampires so show me the nightgowns and the vampires!! 

26.02.2022 22:03:18

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