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Atheista
24.02.2022 15:11:35
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misogynist wrote:
Got a call from a debt collector today because of something my mother put in my name and didn't pay off... I guess the worst part is that I'm not even surprised. I have so many complicated feelings about her, I think this year is probably the one where I cut her out of my life completely. I'm tired of being saddled with all kinds of ridiculous problems because of her and having to clean up the messes she makes. I can't keep living like this lmfao!!!!! genuinely soul sucking

Hope everyone has a better day than I am >_< love yall
Spoke with my mother just 30 minutes ago and I'm still quite mad... she called to tell me she won't be home until 8pm because her and my father are moving furniture for someone apparently. Glad she waited until the day of to call and let me know -_- couldn't've texted me about it when she made those plans or anything, called me days ago, or literally asked them to do it any other night. Apparently she is going to pay $50 a month for this bill, it will be a while since she let it get up to $450 lmfao but whatever. 

Again hope everyone has a better day than I surely will :/

24.02.2022 15:11:35
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Secville
24.02.2022 16:30:30
ButterfIy

The UK’s Department for Education is the biggest joke; they propose to reduce student loan payments and implement a system wherein students which fail GCSE English/Maths are barred from Student Finance England loans. That basically means students from disadvantaged backgrounds who live in poverty and don’t have access to an ‘exemplary’ education at an ‘exemplary’ establishment. What a joke.

24.02.2022 16:30:30
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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Freethinkerland
24.02.2022 16:46:07
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PlushKlavier wrote:
My cat pissed on the bed UNPROMPTED and then used the litterbox afterwards to shit, pissing the bed was completely unnecessary

He better not do it again or his balls are GONE (vet wanted to wait until April because he's so small still but if he's going to act macho and mark shit with his piss I WILL get his balls chopped off earlier)
Please don't do it if he is under 6 months. He is not even sexually mature at that young age. It's possible he peed just because, for no reason, not because of macho trip. No vet recommend it before 5-6 months, for some even that is too early. There are reasons for it. It especially applies for female cats unless they get pregnant, tho chance to get pregnant at that age are not as big as normally.
One of my cats used to pee on my clothes sometimes while she was little when she smelled something foreign, like something I wore when visited someone and similar. Or when she was mad, like that time when she peed on my suitcase while I was preparing to travel. Another one peed in my bag right after I came back from a road, foreign smells again, and bag smelled probably of dogs and my mom's cats. 
So it could be marking, but for other reasons. Good thing, their pee smells way less while they are little :)

24.02.2022 16:46:07

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Reasonopia
24.02.2022 18:38:05
PlushKlavier

Oh yeah he's supposed to turn 6 months old at the end of this month so naturally he would have been getting neutered then, he just was sick for a little while before I could pick him up so he probably didn't grow as much because of that, vet recommended getting him neutered at 7 months instead

I guess marking to get rid of a foreign smell would make sense, since I did eagerly pet a dog earlier that day and then visited my parents, still sucks because those were BOTH duvets he peed on so I had to sleep in a sleeping bag last night, obviously he was not allowed in the bedroom for a while after that

24.02.2022 18:38:05

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24.02.2022 19:03:53
morguegirl

as we say in brazil, eu virei uma arara (i became a macaw) because some guys were cutting down a tree in front of my building (illegally, but even if it was legal i would have made a fuss too). i think they didn't finish the job, because they left half the tree with branches and the other half bald, lol. but if i hadn't screamed like a gorila it could have been worse. that tree is beautiful, when it gets big enough it joins with the tree across the street and creates a tunnel or an archway. you have to be a fucking bastard piece of shirt little tiny dish son of a bridge to destroy it. my mom will report the scandal to my therapist but i believe i did the right thing!!!!!!!!!! i'm just a little bit out of control

24.02.2022 19:03:53
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24.02.2022 19:42:46
PlushKlavier

The app I use for takeout apparently changed my address to that of my neighbors and I didn't notice until the delivery boy told me, apparently my other last order also was on their address so that means this happened two times now, how embarrassing! Sure wish the app would tell you when they change your address based on your location rather than go with the address you put in yourself, at least it's fixed now and it's not the worst thing in the world but still suuuuuper annoying

24.02.2022 19:42:46

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Freethinkerland
25.02.2022 00:38:58
Marihn

unrelated obviously, rp is such a thankless, selfish hobby jfc. 

25.02.2022 00:38:58

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Atheista
25.02.2022 14:57:55
misogynist

well after the call with my mother yesterday I felt so sick and upset I took off work early and went to their apartment to get the rest of my things that I could salvage. I was able to get most of the things I cared about, there were some things that were unfortunately destroyed and unsalvageable which really sucks because they had a lot of sentimental value... but for the most part I got everything important. now the things that were "contaminated" (see: cockroach and spider infestation) are sitting on my balcony in plastic bins. I'll clean everything off tonight after work :) really excited about all of the things I was able to get back, like my vintage polaroid, decorative stuff, a signed vinyl, polyhedral dice sets, etc.

the physical items that I had left behind at my parents place were really the only ties I had to them and were weighing on me heavily, just causing me a lot of undue stress and anxiety. I feel free now finally. 

hope everyone has a great day today!!!!! <3 xoxo

25.02.2022 14:57:55
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25.02.2022 15:05:38
ButterfIy

Was about to eat 30g of oats but I can't find my weighing scale, guess I'm not eating today.

25.02.2022 15:05:38
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
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Reasonopia
25.02.2022 18:27:39
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any1 else just havin an absolute shit week :/

25.02.2022 18:27:39
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