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26.02.2022 22:09:08
PlushKlavier

@kimdracula I bet u would LOVE the movie What We Do In The Shadows and the series of the same name, it's a dumb slice of life fake documentary comedy about vampires in their daily lives and it's hilarious, I 100% recommend it if you haven't seen it already

Anyway I got out of bed today like an hour before leaving work as I usually do and messed up making my "breakfast" so shit was nasty, left for work without eating anything and only a few sips of WKD, got myself a pizza and hotdog with a can of coke after I got done with my 4 hour shift, shit feels good when you can finally settle down at home and eat a good pizza after not having eaten anything all day

26.02.2022 22:09:08

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26.02.2022 22:36:46
ambercrystals

the movie what we do in the shadows has been my favorite movie for literal years nothing has surpassed it it's SO funny and the aesthetics are so good i would recommend it to anyone. i make all my friends watch it with me
every time i look at my profile i want to add viago's "hello, ladies" gif i am so close to doing it
i havent seen the tv show bc i dont have a hulu subcription screaming crying but i bought the movie so i can watch it as many times as i like (o´ω`o)ノ

26.02.2022 22:36:46

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26.02.2022 22:41:45
Immortality, darling

SpermLover wrote:
atleast you’re not instalocking Yasuo lmao 


i would NEVER, pretty girls only ✨

26.02.2022 22:41:45
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26.02.2022 22:44:11
Muffy Mynxxx

PlushKlavier wrote:
[...] shit feels good when you can finally settle down at home and eat a good pizza after not having eaten anything all day
meeee omg idk why its pizza that just hits so good
speaking of coke too, I got the new starlight coke today and it was....? interesting lolol

26.02.2022 22:44:11
 


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26.02.2022 22:56:54
Milkkycathy

I had to google that, is it really some mystery flavour? I'm pretty sure we don't get this product around here (or I may just not be informed on it i'm not so up to date with sweet drink news)

26.02.2022 22:56:54
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26.02.2022 23:09:58
kimdracula

PlushKlavier wrote:
@kimdracula I bet u would LOVE the movie What We Do In The Shadows and the series of the same name, it's a dumb slice of life fake documentary comedy about vampires in their daily lives and it's hilarious, I 100% recommend it if you haven't seen it already

Anyway I got out of bed today like an hour before leaving work as I usually do and messed up making my "breakfast" so shit was nasty, left for work without eating anything and only a few sips of WKD, got myself a pizza and hotdog with a can of coke after I got done with my 4 hour shift, shit feels good when you can finally settle down at home and eat a good pizza after not having eaten anything all day
Yesss I DO love it!! I used to watch wwdits and Interview with the vampire over and over again in 2019 xD... I really like the tv show too, I'm obsessed with Nandor lol

26.02.2022 23:09:58

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26.02.2022 23:41:49
Muffy Mynxxx

Milkkycathy wrote:
I had to google that, is it really some mystery flavour? I'm pretty sure we don't get this product around here (or I may just not be informed on it i'm not so up to date with sweet drink news)
To me it tasted like cereal, specifically like rice krispies, or marshmallow!

26.02.2022 23:41:49
 


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27.02.2022 00:03:21
misogynist

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
PlushKlavier wrote:
[...] shit feels good when you can finally settle down at home and eat a good pizza after not having eaten anything all day
meeee omg idk why its pizza that just hits so good
speaking of coke too, I got the new starlight coke today and it was....? interesting lolol
I tried it today!! I like it tbh

27.02.2022 00:03:21
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Freethinkerland
27.02.2022 00:49:50
Marihn

no, random youtube commenter guy, i am not going to get into an argument with you about courtney love. because you will be wrong and i will be right and you will try to troll it your way and we are just not about that.

27.02.2022 00:49:50

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27.02.2022 01:31:53
Muffy Mynxxx

God forbid.

27.02.2022 01:31:53
 


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