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Make a list of EVERYTHING you'll do if you won the lottery.

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Created
30.01.2016
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.03.2016 22:57:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Phuckinbimbo
Phuckinbimbo: [quote] I would find the rural town with the lowest tax rate and buy the smallest house possible that would be livable for me. I would buy fruit trees and bushes that wouldn't have to be replanted every year to feed me. Put in strawberry fields. I'd buy chickens and rabbits. Plant a maple tree and sugar bushes. A windmill or waterwheel would follow. Then I'd hide the rest of the cash to pay my taxes and leave the human race to devour it's self as depopulation crashes down around the rest of the 75%'ers.  [/quote] *

Are you sure you not my next door neighbor, NOW?  You just described a common local.
  I'm the nasty real life bitch with a common life....   Aughh
   What can a real princess dream to have?
I want an underwater sea garden with dolphin's, whales, sting-rays and sharks and corals, and all the little rainbow fish they can eat.
(and) 
My bimbo-wife, IslandDream having identical twin's with me. Each carrying one child.  ( can you buy that? Our shared DNA would be so Beautiful. ) 

* PS:  I accidentally damaged your original reply but I had it saved as a quote.  I apologize for the edit.


15.03.2016 22:57:43
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neurazhenschina
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 238
Reputation: 903
Posts: 24
Agnostica
15.03.2016 23:27:46
neurazhenschina

1. Give my mom a flat in the city.
2. Move from Russia.
3. Buy a little house somewhere in Scandinavia.
4. Live there for the rest of my life, scaling fish for money and not thinking about anything else.

15.03.2016 23:27:46
We’re all made of light and dust 
Even ghosts, flowers and stars, 
the prison is not the body, the prison is the soul. (Plateau Sigma)
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880514
Reputation: 129482
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
15.03.2016 23:52:55
Mindy

I would put it into a charitable foundation I already have established.  I am in a fortunate enough position that I have more than enough money to do as I please.

15.03.2016 23:52:55
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Lilliandra
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5220
Reputation: 5263
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
17.03.2016 05:26:56
Lilliandra

Depends how much it is lol. If it was a jack pot win and I got say 1 million...

* Pay off my mortgage and my parents

* Pay off my student loans and credit cards

* Gift 10 000 to each of the following (since 10 000 is the cap for tax free): Each of my nephews, Each of my parents, My Ex Fiance

* Send my parents on a vacation, send my brother and his girlfriend on a vacation

* Take myself and my best friend on a vacation

* Keep 10 000 "play money" and ...

* Bank the Rest for retirement! Which hopefully would be an early one ;)


17.03.2016 05:26:56
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
17.03.2016 06:09:39
Phuckinbimbo

My 2nd choice, buy willy wonka's chocolate factory.

17.03.2016 06:09:39
One can not feel when they have no soul.





maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8076
Reputation: 8933
Posts: 3620
Atheista
18.03.2016 10:21:28
maniatica

give some money to family and friends
give some money to charity and for political projects
prefinance the next record and the next tour of my brothers band
open my own practice (and be able to plan my worklife like i need it and put myself in a position so that i can get a dog again!)
get some further education (all my life long i hope)
... and then keep on going i guess

18.03.2016 10:21:28

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 15:46:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

Start a space program to paint a smiley face on the Moon visible from Earth. :oD

18.03.2016 15:46:33
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 15:54:01
Phuckinbimbo

~whispers to HLB~ Paint a butt on it~

18.03.2016 15:54:01
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 15:57:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

Secondary space objective : Paint an ass crack, on the backside of the moon for the aliens to admire and kiss.

18.03.2016 15:57:55
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 16:00:51
Phuckinbimbo

If you promise to do it, I'll build you a ladder.

18.03.2016 16:00:51
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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