hello fellow bimbo and himbo and thembo citizens. long post ahead, very long. i have done my due duty, as a senator here in bimboland, to dig up a little cringe from our beloved site owner Chris Evans (no relation to the actor). i am including this imgur link which has sources for all these, if you care. this isn't that deep but if you want full context for the forum posts the links are here: https://imgur.com/a/VKy6pyJ
for context: chris is a british male who owns this site, he has two accounts here that he uses, Miss Bimbo and SweetasNuts. and he talks to himself
for in depth context, check out these threads. chris is a very rude guy who doesn't care about the citizens:
https://bimbo.land/forum/post-election-update-concerns/t3591
https://bimbo.land/forum/constitutional-crisis/t3605
anyways let's start at the begining. chris, introducting chris
"the pertest breasts and bum" he says about miss bimbo "obama tried to kop a cheeky feel"
and what's that about her in hiding because of a threat to her make up? what type of threat? cum? thieves? can she not buy more? why can't she be seen without it, is she that horrific to look at??
next we have miss bimbo introducing herself
miss bimbo worked for facebook? lmao ok
also again with the "threat to my make up" stuff. all jokes aside, the fact that the only reason a middle aged man could come up with for why his female character would be in hiding is a threat to her makeup is very sad
next up we have the same stuff, chris introducing chris!! isn't this redundant? SweetasNuts introduced Miss Bimbo and now Miss Bimbo is introducing SweetasNuts after introducing herself. i get the feeling chris likes hyping himself up. too bad none of these posts got any attention. two likes on a presidential announcement yikes
and of course miss bimbo has sex with him and his penis is huge
and then he replies to himself a week later, after no one else says anything to Miss Bimbo's announcement. dead post, better log into my alternate account and talk to myself, make it seem like people care about me
up next is more of chris roleplaying with himself
sorry for only logging in three times a year, i've been off pretending to talk to world leaders. i am making this post and replying to myself a few times before i disappear for another several months
though this time he didn't take any chances, he replied to himself right away to feign interest in what he has to say. also lmao at a grown man writing to himself "my hands are ready and awaiting to serve the royal bimbo butt cheeks"
more roleplaying as an important person who talks to world leaders
like i get that he's into the commonwealth of nations or whatever other alliance of countries but this is embarrassing.. "they are jealous that our boobies and penises are way bigger than theirs!" are you actually nine years old chris? no self respecting slut talks like that, only bimbo fantasies from straight men do
lastly i have some screenshots that i just.. really wanted people to see, for perspective. chis is very adamant that this website is an internet republic, and therefore is the same as the united states or norway or whatever other country. you don't choose to pay taxes to your nation, so shut up and buy some bimbo dollars
chris if this was a real country the citizens would have risen up and beheaded you a long time ago and you know it.
you are an absent president who sits at the top and collects a paycheck at best, and a dictator at worst. your political game is worth nothing when there are only six states with very little difference in platform between them and no way for them to evolve- the only pro gun state is reasonopia, which is anti abortion. why can't i have all my civil liberties afforded to me when i immigrate? why do i have to choose between protecting myself via gun or protecting myself via bodily autonomy?
but none of these points matter because nothing the citizens want is ever acknowledged. there are complaints that have been repeated time and time again, why is the boob job feature broken, why does blocking inform the blocked person who they have been blocked by, without even a space to explain it? why can't i type a full length post on mobile? the prime bimbo is elected to bring these types of concerns forward and they are always ignored. and then you piss and moan because no one wants to step forward and take the prestigious job when it's really just a formality and pays like $200 a month to be head moderator, receiving and responding to everyone's questions and problems while the president is off sucking dick and shoving lipstick up her vag or whatever chris's bimbo character occupies her time with.
whoa whoa whoa what is that?? this is a game? i thought it was a country, a republic. and not a fashion game. that's why the only consistent updates we get are to the clothing shops, and why the politics are fucked up, right. because it's a democracy game, not a fashion game.
anyways that's all i got. but feel free to dig through SweetasNuts forum posts and put anything else here. it is just a plethora of cringe. or comment on any of these, there is.. a lot to unpack here
please be careful when replying, though. this is a long post with a lot of images so quoting the whole thing will quickly devolve into hell forum
for context: chris is a british male who owns this site, he has two accounts here that he uses, Miss Bimbo and SweetasNuts. and he talks to himself
for in depth context, check out these threads. chris is a very rude guy who doesn't care about the citizens:
https://bimbo.land/forum/post-election-update-concerns/t3591
https://bimbo.land/forum/constitutional-crisis/t3605
anyways let's start at the begining. chris, introducting chris
"the pertest breasts and bum" he says about miss bimbo "obama tried to kop a cheeky feel"
and what's that about her in hiding because of a threat to her make up? what type of threat? cum? thieves? can she not buy more? why can't she be seen without it, is she that horrific to look at??
next we have miss bimbo introducing herself
miss bimbo worked for facebook? lmao ok
also again with the "threat to my make up" stuff. all jokes aside, the fact that the only reason a middle aged man could come up with for why his female character would be in hiding is a threat to her makeup is very sad
next up we have the same stuff, chris introducing chris!! isn't this redundant? SweetasNuts introduced Miss Bimbo and now Miss Bimbo is introducing SweetasNuts after introducing herself. i get the feeling chris likes hyping himself up. too bad none of these posts got any attention. two likes on a presidential announcement yikes
and of course miss bimbo has sex with him and his penis is huge
and then he replies to himself a week later, after no one else says anything to Miss Bimbo's announcement. dead post, better log into my alternate account and talk to myself, make it seem like people care about me
up next is more of chris roleplaying with himself
sorry for only logging in three times a year, i've been off pretending to talk to world leaders. i am making this post and replying to myself a few times before i disappear for another several months
though this time he didn't take any chances, he replied to himself right away to feign interest in what he has to say. also lmao at a grown man writing to himself "my hands are ready and awaiting to serve the royal bimbo butt cheeks"
more roleplaying as an important person who talks to world leaders
like i get that he's into the commonwealth of nations or whatever other alliance of countries but this is embarrassing.. "they are jealous that our boobies and penises are way bigger than theirs!" are you actually nine years old chris? no self respecting slut talks like that, only bimbo fantasies from straight men do
lastly i have some screenshots that i just.. really wanted people to see, for perspective. chis is very adamant that this website is an internet republic, and therefore is the same as the united states or norway or whatever other country. you don't choose to pay taxes to your nation, so shut up and buy some bimbo dollars
chris if this was a real country the citizens would have risen up and beheaded you a long time ago and you know it.
you are an absent president who sits at the top and collects a paycheck at best, and a dictator at worst. your political game is worth nothing when there are only six states with very little difference in platform between them and no way for them to evolve- the only pro gun state is reasonopia, which is anti abortion. why can't i have all my civil liberties afforded to me when i immigrate? why do i have to choose between protecting myself via gun or protecting myself via bodily autonomy?
but none of these points matter because nothing the citizens want is ever acknowledged. there are complaints that have been repeated time and time again, why is the boob job feature broken, why does blocking inform the blocked person who they have been blocked by, without even a space to explain it? why can't i type a full length post on mobile? the prime bimbo is elected to bring these types of concerns forward and they are always ignored. and then you piss and moan because no one wants to step forward and take the prestigious job when it's really just a formality and pays like $200 a month to be head moderator, receiving and responding to everyone's questions and problems while the president is off sucking dick and shoving lipstick up her vag or whatever chris's bimbo character occupies her time with.
whoa whoa whoa what is that?? this is a game? i thought it was a country, a republic. and not a fashion game. that's why the only consistent updates we get are to the clothing shops, and why the politics are fucked up, right. because it's a democracy game, not a fashion game.
anyways that's all i got. but feel free to dig through SweetasNuts forum posts and put anything else here. it is just a plethora of cringe. or comment on any of these, there is.. a lot to unpack here
please be careful when replying, though. this is a long post with a lot of images so quoting the whole thing will quickly devolve into hell forum
