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16.02.2020 02:21:51
honorscollege

Juggalo Rights wrote:
i'm honestly surprised bimboland isnt a passion project of his considering how committed he is to the roleplaying? like. why
there's no passion for bimboland. there's only passion in between miss bimbo and the president's masseuse 

16.02.2020 02:21:51
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
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Atheista

holy shit

16.02.2020 04:45:18

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Atheista
16.02.2020 06:35:22
Juggalo Rights

maybe he really just has a bimbo fetish but like. only a little one. just a little bit

16.02.2020 06:35:22
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16.02.2020 08:50:15
LunarAurora

Dude I have no idea what's going on anymore 

16.02.2020 08:50:15

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16.02.2020 09:53:16
craigslist-stripper

mmm here's a few more silly things i found. less about chris and more about just.. the site


i got my silver archaeologist achievement today :)) was looking at it and noticed it looked a little different than older badges, it lacks the same heavy line art. so i googled and found this in a few seconds. just think it's kind of funny



team bimbo probably have permission to use that stock image. probably.. maybe not the image for the bimboland constitution artifact, though ;)


you can see the official, live png image here, in all its watermarked glory so long as team bimbo don't update it.. that link is the asset, where the constitution image is pulled from every time it is shown on bimboland. the image for the constitution is also way bigger than the other artifacts for some reason??

and you can see all the artifact images here. linking because there's some interesting stuff in this little index, scrapped artifact ideas or artifacts to come in the future? things like "mysterious chest" and "silver safety pin" and "time portal" 
also the constitution artifact - which gives you 2x superficiality in the library - the asset is called "book of shallow" which is actually a brilliant pun and i would like to high five whoever did that. not cringe at all, it made me giggle a lot 

16.02.2020 09:53:16

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16.02.2020 11:11:22
ted_cruz_real

he takes himself really seriously for somebody who runs his website in just the absolute most embarrassing way possible lol

16.02.2020 11:11:22

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16.02.2020 11:11:57
ted_cruz_real

the more i poke around on this site the more embarrassed i am by the dude in charge

16.02.2020 11:11:57

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16.02.2020 13:20:43
lesbimbo420

this is. hands down. the funniest exposé i have ever seen. this is so cringe and i witnessed a dude pretending to be gerard way and somehow leaking his solo stuff and THEN being exposed as a reddit hacker. and somehow this is funnier. this dude does not like women huh

16.02.2020 13:20:43

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Freethinkerland
16.02.2020 17:54:12
prolapse

chris vs yandaredev lets go

16.02.2020 17:54:12

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16.02.2020 18:25:58
Ulvhild

This thread is very destructive and it has gone as far as it can go, I'm shutting it down now. Please don't make new ones like it, there are other threads you can comment in if you feel the need to, but please try to keep it constructive.



Even if the owner works against us, we as the Bimboland community can still choose to be kind. <3

16.02.2020 18:25:58
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