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~ Never have I ever ~

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Created
22.05.2016
Author
Nia
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28543861
Reputation: 281301
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
02.11.2017 19:29:02
Sandi Lut

omg neither have I. That would be despicable

Never have I ever been outside of Europe

02.11.2017 19:29:02
Happiness is inside yourself

Lolly Pop
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3780
Reputation: 2068
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
02.11.2017 20:15:44
Lolly Pop

ive never even been to europe!
never have i ever been stung by a bee :o

02.11.2017 20:15:44
8='''',D ~
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
02.11.2017 22:16:03
vivi bambi

i have. twice. as child. it hurts. really bad... i got baldy injured. SHOULD GET DEATH PENALTY!
just kidding. sometimes i was playing in a garden ten meter away from a nation of a neighbour who was beemaster.
surprisingly i was only stung twice in the round about seven years playing there from time to time.
and the honey was really excellent.

never have i ever got a love bite from a cat into the septum of my nose.



02.11.2017 22:16:03
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
02.11.2017 22:48:34
Pia Margrethe

Never.

Never have I ever been stung by a dead bee (unlike Walter Brennan in some movie from the 1940s or 1950s, but it had Bogart and Lauren Bacall).

02.11.2017 22:48:34
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28543861
Reputation: 281301
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
03.11.2017 10:00:57
Sandi Lut

I didn't know a dead bee could still sting but no neither have I bene stung by one. And I love those old movies.

Never have I ever been able to hold a job for more than 2 years

03.11.2017 10:00:57
Happiness is inside yourself

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
03.11.2017 12:14:12
Pia Margrethe

It's the one where she says 'If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You put your lips together and blow'. Wow!

Never, unless one thinks of school as a job.

Never have I ever seduced a man over the internet.


03.11.2017 12:14:12
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Tionisha
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10678
Reputation: 4464
Posts: 36
Atheista
05.11.2017 10:48:08
Tionisha

Me neither.

Never have I ever gone line-dancing

05.11.2017 10:48:08
Your name or face here
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
05.11.2017 11:58:15
Pia Margrethe

Me neither.

Never have I ever bought perfume that got sprayed in my face as I entered a department store.

05.11.2017 11:58:15
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116899
Reputation: 38353
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
05.11.2017 20:09:31
vivi bambi

never
never have i ever finished a relationship via an electronic text messenger system (whatsapp, sms, chat, whatever).

05.11.2017 20:09:31
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
05.11.2017 22:04:49
Pia Margrethe

Does email count? For the others... never.

Never have I ever voluntarily been with someone more than 25 years older than I.

05.11.2017 22:04:49
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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