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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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Created
20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
25.04.2024 23:46:36
CarCrashBimbo

Yes we are both in the same roll as Tash by her permission.
Your posts are safe.  Do you trust me?
So you feel better, as Minister of Fashion, I believe I am also Head Fashion/Forum Cop.
I am not going to edit any of your posts. 
Neither is anyone else...do you believe me?

We are all getting along pretty nicely right now.
SweeasNuts, Katrynah, Tash, and me.  That should cheer you up.
Let me know if it does.  Cheer you up. <3 ccb

Love, Crashy
MoF and ACAB Forum Cop

25.04.2024 23:46:36

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 01:21:02
SweetasNuts parody

No i dont considering you have roles neither of you should have considering they wasnt what you applied for. Tash is one of SweetasNuts accounts so it doesnt really count. Kat she is a spy. why work with someone she most likely has never backed and is suddenly interested when she backed teh quitter goverment. if your not moderating teh forum like claimed only to "pin/unpin" why do you need all tools. cant just get that 1 tool for it. nor should we trust a idiot that cant handle different opinions and labels them as transphobes and blocks people. we should trust this? no

its also funny how we now have to fashion police and our muslim brother abu is jailed.

26.04.2024 01:21:02
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
26.04.2024 01:34:41
CarCrashBimbo

So you are not cheered up.  Ok then.

26.04.2024 01:34:41

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 01:38:10
SweetasNuts parody

What do you have teh tools for to "pin/"unpin"? suree because that can be trusted wont be editing your own posts or anything after xitizens of out nation of posted after you. what you hiding.

26.04.2024 01:38:10
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
26.04.2024 01:42:16
CarCrashBimbo

No one in our Ministry jailed Abu.
I’ve given you a clue…in another thread.
i will have a question for you in a bit.
Because I know you have bought and read The Book.

It will be an easy one.

26.04.2024 01:42:16

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 01:55:38
SweetasNuts parody

Really like we would believe you. someone is jailed after we now have 2 fashion police which we are not supposed to have and niether of you applied for it.
Lets talk about clues and about how no one cares that you are minister of fashion and that it looks like no one cares to take part in yout topics about it

26.04.2024 01:55:38
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201249
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
26.04.2024 03:25:35
Bimbo Pimp

Brother Abu will be okay. It is nice to see you asking questions on his behalf SweetP.

26.04.2024 03:25:35
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 15:14:22
SweetasNuts parody

Its funny that katmeh who is now out minister of foreign affairs and who shouldnt be fashion police did not get jailed for talking about assassination because it was deemed "roleplay" yet Abu roleplays about locking up his wife yet gets jailed. double standard from teh wokie ass senistive trans pushing of all ministers.

26.04.2024 15:14:22
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11631
Posts: 605
Agnostica
26.04.2024 15:23:31
CarCrashBimbo

Bring your arguments to The Quibitch Stage SweetP.

Bring them yourself, or I will bring one of my own against you
the second Katie's Quibitch ends and her verdict is rendered.

Remember...you must bring an outfit to the stage along with your "bitch" (argument)



26.04.2024 15:23:31

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
26.04.2024 23:34:52
SweetasNuts parody

Of course you want me too since you cant get anyone else to get involved with your lame topics. failing at teh role much bitch

26.04.2024 23:34:52
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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