New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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SweetasNuts
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Agnostica
28.04.2024 16:13:37
Daphnee_Mino



28.04.2024 16:13:37

Senator

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Posts 749
Reasonopia
29.04.2024 05:09:03
CarCrashBimbo

This is a heads up to SweetasNuts Parody:

You have until midnight tonight XL time to prove you have 

1. Bought The History Book
2. Read The History Book

…by answering the following question, which is the third and final time I will ask you it:
What is the name of the person who runs The School For Bimbos?

if you do not answer the question correctly by the above deadline
I will refer you to the Prime Himbo for trial, at the acting or Future Prime Ximbos discretion.

That is All.

CarCrashBimbo
Minister of Fashion and Forum (qui) Bitch
ACAB Union Organizer

29.04.2024 05:09:03
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Citizen

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Reputation 7761
Posts 563
Atheista
29.04.2024 14:47:32
SweetasNuts parody

Teh chill pill you took this morning appears to have been a placebo.
How can we be the most fashionable and beautiful nation ever known to human kind when we have a minister of fashion with no fashion taste and is always ugly. you should be put on trial for not improving the fashion of out great nation

29.04.2024 14:47:32
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reputation 16359
Posts 1044
Reasonopia
29.04.2024 14:59:19
Slayyyocrates

Mr. Parody, I have been ordered to place you under arrest at Midnight if you fail to answer the question correctly.

By Order of The Ministry of Fashion
Miss CarCrashBimbo

The Bodyguard.
Slayyyocrates.

Tick Tock…

29.04.2024 14:59:19
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Citizen

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Reputation 7761
Posts 563
Atheista
29.04.2024 17:59:54
SweetasNuts parody

Fuck teh police coming straight from teh presidents massuer
a himbo got bad cause hes fashionable icon and not a ugly ximbo
police think they have teh authority to jail teh patriotics
fuck that shit cause us nut brothers aint teh ones
for some bitchass ministers with titles and tools
they abusing tools and throwing xitizens in jail
we can go toe to toe in teh middle of a trial
and people stil will find you annoying and wont like you

29.04.2024 17:59:54
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Citizen

Level 43
Sex Appeal 63259
Reputation 24540
Posts 654
Secville
29.04.2024 18:02:11
StrangeSnow

SANP
more people find you annoying and don’t like you by any means 
you insult anyone who isn’t SAN with bad insults 
Please 
for the love of xod 
Shut up already 

29.04.2024 18:02:11

Citizen

Level 23
Sex Appeal 9210
Reputation 7761
Posts 563
Atheista
29.04.2024 18:05:26
SweetasNuts parody

You would be surprised! I dont insult everyong just UX like yourself and catie.
woah is that your face or did you neck just throw up?


29.04.2024 18:05:26
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Citizen

Level 43
Sex Appeal 63259
Reputation 24540
Posts 654
Secville
29.04.2024 18:11:25
StrangeSnow

Oh wow I am surprised you don’t insult everyone 
I guess I forgot you don’t insult Abu 
but god damn I’m more offended that you can’t seem to come up with a good insult 

29.04.2024 18:11:25

Citizen

Level 23
Sex Appeal 9210
Reputation 7761
Posts 563
Atheista
29.04.2024 18:30:00
SweetasNuts parody

I only insult UX so they know they are ugly.
i guess you dont know how to be pretty
but god damn are you offended by what nature did to your face in making you so ugly

29.04.2024 18:30:00
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Citizen

Level 43
Sex Appeal 63259
Reputation 24540
Posts 654
Secville
29.04.2024 19:19:27
StrangeSnow

I had to check to see if it was snowing out because god damn that was actually a good one. Totally gonna use that to someone. 

29.04.2024 19:19:27

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