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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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130
Created
20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
bpdmachine777
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3442
Reputation: 2622
Posts: 17
Atheista
30.04.2024 07:19:43
bpdmachine777

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
Fuck teh police coming straight from teh presidents massuer a himbo got bad cause hes fashionable icon and not a ugly ximbo police think they have teh authority to jail teh patriotics fuck that shit cause us nut brothers aint teh ones for some...
absolutely no bars detected

30.04.2024 07:19:43

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
30.04.2024 15:18:27
SweetasNuts parody

Some needs to take your ugly baboon ass face back to teh zoo

30.04.2024 15:18:27
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12707
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
01.05.2024 02:00:52
Slayyyocrates

I did not detect any bars either…and I always look for them.
If Fashion Minister CarCrash gets to keep her job for another month because of the election SNAFU
She is going to <redacted> this guy’s <redacted> <redacted> all the way to the <redacted> moon.
….is what I overheard her say a few moments ago from behind the Senate Bar…

…where Abu, Dean and me are doing double shots of Xod knows what these two guys order some weird beverages.

01.05.2024 02:00:52
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
01.05.2024 23:19:59
SweetasNuts parody

You wont. teh election is between halo and sandi since SweetasNuts or you Catie are not liked that much

01.05.2024 23:19:59
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112259
Posts: 3404
Secville
02.05.2024 00:50:18
KatieBoutique

#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!



02.05.2024 00:50:18

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
02.05.2024 01:12:45
SweetasNuts parody

#ShutUpAndGetToStepping! you know you are not wanted by them or they do not want to deal with your level of crazy.

02.05.2024 01:12:45
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
02.05.2024 01:52:15
StrangeSnow

You’re seriously one to talk SANP 
No one likes you. No one wants to deal with you. You’re just wasting time and fresh air honestly 

02.05.2024 01:52:15

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
02.05.2024 13:52:07
SweetasNuts parody

Teh difference is i dont try to get people to like me because i could careless about online uglies. you know what poeple do when it comes to you? they dont waste their time on looking at you and your profile because they are so meh. do people have to pay admission to see your profile for teh ugly ximbo you are. then again how many actually want to visit you by looking at you from teh head shot we can see on teh forum.
you follow me around teh forum to respond to me to try and be relevant but still no one cares enough about you.


02.05.2024 13:52:07
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
02.05.2024 16:17:31
Bimbo Pimp

I like SweetP, I like everyone. If we have a heated argument on a thread, does not mean I won't want to engage with you on a different thread. No need to hate others, I was raised right.

02.05.2024 16:17:31
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
02.05.2024 20:23:29
SweetasNuts parody

Thats because you have common sense and not some wokie who jumps on trendy protests without knowing what it really is and not doing research on it before joining. you are also not brainwashed on social media like teh rest of these weak minded snowflakes that follow like sheep.
you have a true bimbo strong mind!

02.05.2024 20:23:29
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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