Next Big Bimbo Top Race | S01E04 - The Drama Queen

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24.06.2020 05:00:53
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Welcome to Next Big Bimbo Top Race, your first reality show of Bimboland! In this competition, 12 contestants compete against each other week after week in order to snatch our great prize: 1 month free senatorship or 500 diamonds! In the last weekly elimination pool, both Fawn and Countess Ungoliant receive the same amount of votes, which results in no one being eliminated. However, Pixie announces her departure, since she got a call for that other show named Project Runaway!

Want to watch from the first episode? Just go to  https://bimbo.land/forum/next-big-bimbo-top-race-s01e01-best-frenemies-4ever/t4073 and have fun! However, if you just lose the last chapter, you may watch it here:  https://bimbo.land/forum/next-big-bimbo-top-race-s01e03-once-upon-a-time/t4148 

You're done?! Great! Because this week is all about... *add dramatic pause here* Drama! It's like they say... If you don't cry, them you don't get any, which means that sometimes you need to throw a tantrum to get what you want! I hope you all have some waterproof eyelashes for this mini-challenge because everyone knows that on television, there's room for only one queen. ;) And it is the drama queen!

So, for this weekly mini-game, everyone needs to pick the most insignificant, superficial subject and turn it into the biggest problem of your life and complain loudly about that! The bimbo that makes me cry... of a laugh, of course, will be the season's official drama queen! And since the competition is about to be really, really hard, this person will receive the most valuable advantage that someone could receive. Immunity in this week's main challenge.

So, let's start the drama and... Please, don't make me wait anymore for these beautiful fake tears! I mean, do you know who I am?! No, you don't. Because you don't wanna know. And now, after all the things I've done for you, I need to... wait for your entry for a perfect reasonable time that I stipulate on my own, which is until 06/26, at midnight in Bimboland?! Don't you dare to take me like that regular, pedestrian bitch who waits in line and are able to behave like an adult for five minutes, because I'm not!

Start your engines and... Let the most dramatic bimbo win!

24.06.2020 05:00:53


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
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24.06.2020 13:50:57
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"As most of you folks should know by now, I'm not dramatic at all... Unless there's competition in that department, in which case I can be more dramatic than anyone. Don't worry, nobody's getting shot today, I just brought the gun because it's a free country."

To demonstrate her point, she takes out an onion, cuts it and begins to cry.

"Oh no! Not the makeup I spent HOURS to apply. See? But that's far from the worst thing that's happened to me since the cameras started rollin'. Anyone who watched the cooking challenge episode and paid attention to me like they should've would remember..."

She bawls, wiping her eyes and further ruining her makeup.

"Rest in peace, my poor hair. I'll never forget the good times we spent together. *sobs* And I'll NEVER, EVER forgive the hosts for the cooking challenge! I've been wearing wigs to hide my carelessness, but I can't face the humiliation of not having enough hair to work with. Not anymore... Can't you see the broken ghoul I've because of that fire? I lost a sponsor, I've been on an ice-cream binge since the past few weeks, I've lost everything. EVERYTHING! I've hit rock bottom so hard that I'm almost wearing pants. Almost a loser... My life after death has been ruined. GOT ANY TISSUES, PRODUCERS?"




24.06.2020 13:50:57
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24.06.2020 17:36:16
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The Countess is sitting in her study changing a string on her guitar.
I have no reason to complain Just posers do it.
As she talks carelessly and turns the peg on the first string it breaks.
What! These f!"#$g strings always break! I can't stand it anymore! Damn strings!  Damn f!"#$g strings!   
The countess grabs the guitar by the neck and hits the drums until it is destroyed, then she continues with the bass and finally destroys the guitar against the floor.
F!"#$g strings!!!!!!!!!!!!







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24.06.2020 18:19:23
Hayden Lin


*dives into the pool and go back to take a selfie with her cell phone*
a high-pitched, long-lasting scream is heard throughout Bimboland

--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY HAIR!

*starts to speak loud and sharp, very fast, showing clear despair*
-- I went to the hairdresser yesterday to fix my megahair and my impeccable blonde! How did everything go green now? Right now that I have a challenge to win, I can't wear that green hair! It must have been that furrier hairdresser from the production that did my hair before my personal hairdresser trained in Paris. This is unacceptable! Producers! Where's the girl who messed with my hair? This can only be her fault! I demand an explanation! NOW!

production calls on the young lady who did Hayden's hair last week, before she even went to her hairdresser again. Frightened the girl explains that it could not be her fault or that of the other hairdresser, but the chlorine in the pool. She also suggests that for the challenge Hayden should wear a lace wig, as she used in a previous challenge. Hayden speaks again.

--I WILL NOT USE LACE WHEN MY HAIR WAS SO IMPECCABLE UNTIL NOW! I WANT MY HAIR BACK NOW, LADY! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE BLAME IS, BUT ITS UP TO YOU TO FIX IT! AND FAST!

Hayden notices it was all filmed and to not ruin her sweet and educated persona, she stares to the camera, smiles and changes her tone to her standard calm voice

--Aaaand that's how I'd behave if I were some b*tch more worried with her hair than with the poor girl from backstage. You guys know that I'm not like that, right?
 







24.06.2020 18:19:23

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24.06.2020 19:47:19
Namastis

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Hi, guys. It's me again! OMG! I'm so sad today, you have no idea! I don't even know if I want to talk about it. I mean, I probably shouldn't, but I think you are, you know, like my Instagram friends and I feel better when I talk to you. 
So let me just tell you what happened today! I got a pack with new clothes, super cool, designed by that famous singer, you know? It was a totally great deal! And I was just about to make u boxing for you guys when my boyfriend said... Omg it was so awful... He said.... That I spend too much money on clothes! *crying loud*
I told him yeah, but that's an investment, right? I mean, I buy them for my Instagram stories and YouTube videos. I can't wear all the time the same old shits. I buy new stuff to make you, guys, happy! So you can enjoy something pretty! So basically I need them for work, right? 
And you know what he answered? You can't even imagine. He said that talking to people on Instagram is not even a real job! I know, right?! That is so terrible, how could he?! 
So I told him like that: you don't take me seriously! You are a looser and you don't understand how lucky you are to be with me! Why don't you want me to be happy?! I'm sure there's another girl and you just don't want to be with me anymore! Come on, grow a pair and say it loud! What's her name?! 
And you know what he did? He lied! He said there's no other girl and I'm just bring crazy. But I know, there needs to be someone. Otherwise, why he doesn't want all the best for me? He knows that new clothes makes me happy, so why he doesn't want me to be happy? 
But ok, if he thinks I'm crazy, I don't force him to live with me! I'm taking all my stuff, clothes, shoes! I'm taking also Fiffy, he doesn't deserve to have Fiffy! From now on, I'm going to stay with my mom! Just watch! 
*slams the door*


24.06.2020 19:47:19
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24.06.2020 20:06:24
Crocheting Bimbo

Crocheting Bimbo Oh no what the hell am I going to do with this.I saw this gorgeous dress on W*shlist and as I was a little low on money I thought well why not on the model it was gorgeous and I figured I need the perfect dress for this weeks challenge(reaching for tissue to dab her eyes because of all the tearing up).I open the package and the first thing I notice is that it's the wrong Damn color it's supposed to be black.Well too late to order another so I decide I'll deal with the red.So I go to try it on and it doesn't even cover my boobs(crying hystericaly)I mean yes similar dresses go for over $200.00 and I only paid $19.99 but geez what am I suppossed to do now.Crying and stomping all around damn it just broke the heel of my shoe,Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh.

24.06.2020 20:06:24
I will always let the child in me come out to play.

Behind every good Man is a great Woman telling him how to do it.












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26.06.2020 03:26:54
Bambeano

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Alright now, you all want to see something I love doing, other than drinking?  It's time to get started on making some new tatt designs!! I know I owe several people some tatts.

*Jade takes a swig from her flask, she doesn't even hide it anymore, everyone knows she has it on her all the time anyways*

Hmmmmm........ *takes another swig from the flask*  Alright, time for a pencil and some paper!  What the f*ck?!!! The damn paper is stuck! F*cking can't get one piece of paper!!!

*Jade struggles getting one individual piece of paper.  She licks her fingertips, and proceeds to attempt to separate the papers, but her hand slips and papers fly everywhere*  Sh*t! F*ck! F*cking Sh*t!!!  Paper everywhere and... GOD DAMN IT!!!!!! A f*cking paper cut!!!!  *Jade slams her flask and some of her alcohol falls out*  My alcohol!!!!  F******CK!!!!!!   It's got to be the f*cking sh*tty air in here!  Humid hot air messing with my papers!!!!! UGHHH!!!!!!

*There is an intermission.  The cameras come back on and Jade has a piece of paper, a pencil, and her flask at hand.  She looks more inebriated, but seems in a slightly better mood*

All right, damn air better not mess with me anymore.  I got my 3 essentials; paper, a pencil, and alcohol! Time to start drawing my new tatt designs!!!  *Jade grabs the pencil and as the tip of the pencil touches the blank paper, it breaks off.  Infuriated, Jade violently flings the pencil against the wall and swipes the paper to the ground*

I told you f*cking guys that the air quality in here is terrible and f*cking with everything here!!! EVERYTHING!!!! *Jade opens her flask and attempts to take a drink, but the flask is dry, not even a droplet is left in there* Oh for f*ck's sake!!!! The air even dried out my f*cking flask out of my precious rum!!!! 

*The director and staff are heard whispering something to Jade*   


What??!!!! I drank all of my alcohol?!!!! BULLSH*T!!! BULLSH*T!!!   I'm telling you, this f*cking hot sh*tty room did it! It's humid and hot and if you don't want to lower the temperature and reduce the humidity I know how to f*cking do so!! 

*Jade grabs a lighter from her pocket and flicks it on* 
Where the f*ck is the thermostat at?  I know a little trick in being able to lower the temperature when the control panel won't let me adjust the temperature manually.





26.06.2020 03:26:54

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26.06.2020 21:03:22
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You all know me, I'm always happy and positive. But today something terrible happened. Let's start from beginning. My BFF lent me her favourite earrings. They were really pretty and they looked very nice with my outfit. But when I came home from shopping I found out that one was missing! I lost one earring and I had never lost anything before! I tried to search everywhere but I couldn't find it! So I immediately went back to the mall and tried to find similiar earrings. And I was in every shop, I mean literally every shop in this mall but I didn't find earrings like hers. And now I'm about to meet with her. Oh, she will be so disapointed and sad :( She wears them on every big event. How can I tell her that I lost one of them? I think I'm gonna cry :( I've never felt so bad in my whole life!

26.06.2020 21:03:22
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26.06.2020 21:37:19
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After weeks of struggling to see people from afar and not being able to read anything that wasn't close to my face, I decided to go get my eyes checked by an optometrist. 
You would not believe what I was told!!! I was told that I, Miranda was going to need glasses for the rest of my life. Me??? Glasses?? At first I couldn't believe it then I decided to negotiate with the doctor to give me contact lenses instead. But guess what? I couldn't poke my own eye and put the contact lenses in. Sad right? Everyone else seems to be able to go against their natural sense of self preservation (protecting yourself) and just pokes those things right in. 
Anyway, now I am stuck with a pair of glasses on my face 24/7, 365 days a year. Literally cannot see anything without them and it's totally not fair because I can't wear glasses to parties and modelling events because they ruin the outfit. I can't even wear glasses when I dance. 
The worst part is that the glasses always have dust on them. Where this dust comes form, I have no idea. Even if I wipe them 3 times a day, there is always a little dust particle at the corner and it is super distracting.
Walking out of my house without my glasses is literally like walking with my eyes closed cause I can barely see anything. It's like looking at yourself through a foggy mirror. Ridiculous. Don't even get me started about accidentally sitting on your glasses and having to buy a new pair immediately because you can't see without those glasses!!! 
# Glasses Struggles
  

26.06.2020 21:37:19
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28.06.2020 17:51:51
Poison Black

Okay, we had so many drama queens that I almost leave believing I was on the wrong place and ended up in a telenovela!
To be honest, I would like to praise you all because I recognize a good tantrum when I see one! So, I'll quit making drama for now and I'll stop to complain about how people keep thinking that I bleach my hair when I clearly am a natural blonde!

Anyway, there is only one drama queen... And it was Mia! Congratulations, you can't be eliminated this week! Keep creating drama and you can go all the way through the end! But also, I would like to tell that I can relate to you, Miranda. Wear glasses can be very hard sometimes! *Sniff* However, I had no choice, since I can't practice knife throwing without it. 

28.06.2020 17:51:51


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)

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