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Night Club Roleplay

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08.11.2021
space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 147437
Reputation: 38530
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
08.11.2021 12:04:43
space_pirate666

Since COVID is still pretty much prevalent, let`s role play a night at a night club! Feel free to start, pick any role you want: you can be a waitress, a bartender, an obnoxious Chad or a single lady having a Margarita!
Please do not use any derogatory terms and inappropriate language is allowed in moderation!


08.11.2021 12:04:43
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Begonia Thotica
Level 30
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Secville
08.11.2021 13:22:58
Begonia Thotica

I'll be a bartender I guess! As I profusely serve drinks to the customers as it's currently in high demand at this time, I manage to make time to get your order. "Anything you want?" I asked.

08.11.2021 13:22:58
❀No brain. I'm just a flower❀
space_pirate666
Level 57
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Posts: 912
Antitheocra
09.11.2021 01:34:44
space_pirate666

'I`ll have a few shots of tequila please'
You see a tall lady emerges from thick black shadows, mysterious and magical.
There is loud music in a background, a heap of people and an unusually loud atmosphere for this time of month!
'Now, will 5$ be enough for a shot?' - the lady asked.

09.11.2021 01:34:44
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Begonia Thotica
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Secville
09.11.2021 01:57:32
Begonia Thotica

Fascinated by her beauty and height, I could care less if the money is enough for her shot. I poured her a shot of tequila and slid it across the counter for her to catch.
"Of course. Here's a bartender's recommendation!" I smiled.

09.11.2021 01:57:32
❀No brain. I'm just a flower❀
space_pirate666
Level 57
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Reputation: 38530
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
09.11.2021 09:01:39
space_pirate666

'Well thank you kind sir~'
The tall lady smiled and vanished, right away, never to be seen again.

09.11.2021 09:01:39
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Begonia Thotica
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Secville
09.11.2021 14:30:42
Begonia Thotica

Witnessing the lady vanish into thin air, I was briefly left in shock. There were so many questions in my head. Who was she? How did she vanish like that? As a bartender, I shouldn't mind my customers' business, but that particular lady stood out to me. Her beauty and whimsical charm was something. Nevertheless, I was dazed and confused.

09.11.2021 14:30:42
❀No brain. I'm just a flower❀
qollmaxllop
Level 22
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Antitheocra
03.12.2021 18:14:48
qollmaxllop

(Imma be the bartender) 

"So what would it be?" *i say nervous since it is my first day*


03.12.2021 18:14:48

EnthusiasticNaps
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Antitheocra
09.12.2021 02:59:23
EnthusiasticNaps

"Can I get a uh.... milk?" *Is clearly an adult and not 2 children in a trench coat*

09.12.2021 02:59:23

qollmaxllop
Level 22
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 7481
Posts: 119
Antitheocra
09.12.2021 09:59:47
qollmaxllop

Oh sure here is the Milk an- *spills it On u*

09.12.2021 09:59:47

EnthusiasticNaps
Level 123
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 94903
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Antitheocra
14.12.2021 02:43:19
EnthusiasticNaps

*My coat opens halfway down and the milk falls perfectly inside* Thanks.

14.12.2021 02:43:19

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