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Ximboland Clock

Night Club Roleplay

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144
Created
08.11.2021
Sach Sack
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4285
Reputation: 2638
Posts: 21
Antitheocra
13.05.2022 14:58:04
Sach Sack

"Aw, thanks! I'd like that a lot." I beam.
I glance around the club at all of the other patrons. "Not very lively here is, it?" I take note of the large empty spaces throughout the club and shrug. Maybe people just don't want to stay up late partying.

13.05.2022 14:58:04


Andromache
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11707
Reputation: 7890
Posts: 155
Atheista
13.05.2022 15:00:51
Andromache

"Of course babes, what do you want? I just want another rose, what would you like?" I survey around the club; it's livelier than a lot of other places at this hour, but still not by much.

13.05.2022 15:00:51
If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna- look over there!
Kavita
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26827
Reputation: 15180
Posts: 19
Atheista
13.05.2022 17:57:27
Kavita

Kavita stumbles her way into the nightclub, somehow slipping past the club bouncer. Well, if the club seemed dead a zombie was sure to liven it up. She fixes a few of her stitchings and makes sure there's no extra spots of blood on her dress, gotta be presentable for the club crowd. She trudged her way to the bar where she grabbed a seat on a far end of the counter, whipping out a compact mirror and freshening up her cracked lipstick.

13.05.2022 17:57:27

Sach Sack
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4285
Reputation: 2638
Posts: 21
Antitheocra
22.05.2022 16:03:24
Sach Sack

Andromache wrote:
"Of course babes, what do you want? I just want another rose, what would you like?" I survey around the club; it's livelier than a lot of other places at this hour, but still not by much.
"Oooh, I'll get the same thing. Thanks!" I lean against the bar counter, beaming happily. Only then do I notice the zombie hobble into the club. "Oh! Well there's something you don't see everyday!"

22.05.2022 16:03:24


hope_less_sinner
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21948
Reputation: 14825
Posts: 105
Freethinkerland
01.06.2022 14:07:46
hope_less_sinner

*dances the macarena untill passing out*

01.06.2022 14:07:46
xoxo!!!
~Hope
Goth GF Ravendark
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 48056
Reputation: 35907
Posts: 221
Atheista
03.06.2022 17:27:15
Goth GF Ravendark

Raven enters the club, looking bored but walking like she owns the place. She makes a beeline for the bar, ordering a rum and coke. She ponders aloud, "Any ximbos still here to dance the night away or what?"

03.06.2022 17:27:15
blinkies from -_webcore from syntheticheavenold web from ghost residing in websitesold internet from oLdWeB
Freeze your brain, suck on that straw get lost in the pain
What a time to be alive, such a waste of fucking time. Oh gimme something to take the edge off

I went to substances, you went to college
Allow me to explain Babuland's park rules. The following acts are strictly forbidden in Babuland; murder, cannibalism, robbery, r*pe, and usage of psychoactive drugs

Big bees
Level 32
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 23937
Reputation: 16590
Posts: 46
Reasonopia
04.06.2022 08:31:20
Big bees

*dances*

04.06.2022 08:31:20
B
Vagena
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 288
Reputation: 429
Posts: 43
Reasonopia
08.06.2022 02:14:15
Vagena

*dances and my toes keep sliding out of the sides of my heels because they are too tight and i wince in pain every time they do cuz i got a nasty foot rash that might be contagious if my bare feet keep touching the dance floor* o / / / o

08.06.2022 02:14:15
RIP Alan Turing you would have loved bimbo.land
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93463
Reputation: 40761
Posts: 650
Secville
08.06.2022 20:48:50
Xamantha

*walks to center of the dance floor, clears a space and stars doing the rasputin dance from just dance*

08.06.2022 20:48:50
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



MichiganBimbo
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2568
Reputation: 1805
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
16.06.2022 13:01:52
MichiganBimbo

Enters the bar, makes sure her panties are off, flashes the bartender, and starts looking for a dark corner.

16.06.2022 13:01:52
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
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June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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