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Night Club Roleplay

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144
Created
08.11.2021
LacunaBatata
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54599
Reputation: 20173
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
21.04.2022 00:19:31
LacunaBatata

Brittany465 wrote:
*enters into the club* Hello, everyone. *looks around awkwardly* My name is Brittany.
"Stares at you for some reason but proceeds to drink*


21.04.2022 00:19:31
 

gyaruuuuu_xoxo
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1416
Reputation: 1041
Posts: 9
Antitheocra
30.04.2022 05:50:05
gyaruuuuu_xoxo

hello fellow girlbosses hows it going

30.04.2022 05:50:05
piss ur pants love <3

ewanmcgregor
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 66
Freethinkerland
01.05.2022 03:50:21
ewanmcgregor

"hey fam squad hows it crackalacking" is literally in a perpetually drunk state

01.05.2022 03:50:21

Selene Angello
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11528
Reputation: 7865
Posts: 72
Secville
01.05.2022 14:37:28
Selene Angello

Hello loves <3

01.05.2022 14:37:28
  ❝ shopping is the only sport i need.  
Lourdes
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6269
Reputation: 4451
Posts: 141
Freethinkerland
02.05.2022 12:45:41
Lourdes

*sips my vodka soda and sits alone on a bar stool silenty. Dispite looking calm, my mind is racing because I never thought I'd see myself here again. I got clean in AA and NA, I got my purple 9 month chip last week, but the bimbo life style led me back*

02.05.2022 12:45:41
BunnyBoy
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1232
Reputation: 960
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
03.05.2022 18:40:42
BunnyBoy

*Walks into the nightclub and walks over to the bar to order a drink and looks around at everyone* 

03.05.2022 18:40:42
Bimbobobs
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6569
Reputation: 5026
Posts: 22
Atheista
03.05.2022 19:53:54
Bimbobobs

"hi cutie" 

03.05.2022 19:53:54
 (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) ♡

LumpySpacePrincess
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 112
Reputation: 109
Posts: 2
Secville
04.05.2022 02:14:19
LumpySpacePrincess

Arrived
My phone glowed on the Uber screen against the blackness of the back seat. We rolled onto the street of the club slowly, and the driver pulled his car clumsily beside the street parkers. I peaked out of his shaded windows to catch a first glimpse of the place. I wasn’t sure what I was looking for, a sign? People? Stripper boots? I checked my phone map again, this should be the place.
“Thanks again, have a good night”, I said, as a scooted my way across the black leather seats to the left door. My black fishnets were already digging into my legs; I was more than ready to get out.
”Yes, thank you.” He murmured, in a thick Russian accent. “Hey! Take a water, they are in the back”
He was right; I had ridden for about 20 minutes with my only company being three plastic Poland spring bottle poking out of his seat pocket. But where the hell would I keep that? I barely had a pocket for my wallet and phone in my coat, I sure wasn’t gonna carry around a water bottle around the club all night.
”I appreciate it! No thanks” I finally managed the climb out of the back seat. The man shrugged and looked ahead at his windshield. I shut the door, and he was off.
As I hiked down my slim black dress, I looked around me for the club. I’d never been to this part of Bimbo city before. The wind blew cold off the low lit, beige walls and I pulled my leather jacket tighter around me. The street was empty, except for the cars, and I was nothing but a shadow against the wall.
But it said it was right here… I frowned back down at my glowing phone. It should have been a few paces ahead and to the right. I walked forward, my heels clopping anxiously against the pavement. I turned right, but I staggered back in shock.
the door, where the club should be, it was closed and dark, and sitting a the foot of it, a man! Crouched over, ragged, dirty; he had his arms wrapped around his skinny legs. Through stringy, unkept hair he glared at me.
”I’m so sorry” I blurted, as a people pleaser often does, “I didn’t see you there.”
”You look nice girly” he growled with a grin. Sitting on the ground, he was at an uncomfortable angle with my short dress. “Looking for something?”
”Um…” I tried my best to pull down my dress without being too obvious, “yeah, it’s okay though, thanks.”
As I turned away back from where I came, I began to hear the ring of friendly laughter. I turned once again and saw a group of young people, dressed in their finest fishnets and velvet, make their way down the side walk, chatting and teasing the whole way.
You know the type. Whenever people like us bother leaving the house to do something remotely fun or cool by ourselves or with a partner, we see these people. They travel four or five to a group, well distributed male to female. There’s usually a couple in there, but, otherwise, they just seem to be best friends you could imagine; playing, joking, laughing. They are close in away you've never felt with anybody, not for a long time anyway. They make you wonder why you never have a friend to go out with. They remind you of everything you’ve ever missed out on.
But, at that moment, they reminded me of club goers. Could it be that they were headed where I continued to walk where I had been headed, but more slowly, and with my ears open this time.
The group made there way to the same door. “Hey!” They greeted, and I turned round. They were fist bumping the old man. The group spoke for a moment, and then disappeared through that dark green door behind. 
That must be it! Right? I didn’t know what to think. I trotted my big black heels back to the man. “Is this the club?”
”What club?”
”Dreamscape…?” I wasn’t quite sure myself.
”Yeah, go in.”
”Why didn’t you tell me when I came over?”
”you didn’t ask” he grumbled as he pulled out a cigarette.
”So… I can, like, I can go in?”
”ID?” He looked up, flicking his lighter.
with more than a little suspicion I reached into my jacket for my wallet. Grimacing, I flipped out my ID and handed it down. Holding his cigarette in his lips, he pulled a flashlight from his back pocket and held it out to inspect.
I really need to update that thing i remembered as he eyed my driver’s liscense. It was still upright, under 21 style, with a dorky picture of me from highschool. At least I actually am of age.
He must have agreed as he handed me back the card and thumbed towards the dark green door. I took the cool steel handle and pushed down to enter.
Inside was more than a little sketchy; it was a white walled old stairwell with grease handle bars. Graffiti scribbled down each wall, and the whole place smelt of marijuana. The only light was that which the man held for me, pointing me down the stairs to the next green door. It was kind of beautiful, though, in a sort of dismal way. I only wish I had more time to admire the art.
At last, my heels met the last step (without tripping), and my hand reached the door handle. At this point my heart was pounding and my nerves were raised. I looked back up at the man, his shadow beckoned me go on. But I could feel some thing… coming. More than my heart pounding I could feel the door handle, it was vibrating. It’s steel conducted an electric bass rhythm right into the palm of my hand. 
And then I could hear it, the laughter, the chatting, the people! I was here, I’d made it. I turn the knob and stepped inside.
it was the club.

04.05.2022 02:14:19
You see Morbius 2022?
Jojox
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6846
Reputation: 5711
Posts: 122
Reasonopia
04.05.2022 02:54:50
Jojox

I enter the club. Outfit? Slaying. Makeup? Caked On. I'm ready to get messy tonight. I walk to the bar and order a tequila sunrise and a shot of rum before making my way to the dance floor.

04.05.2022 02:54:50

exolottie
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3479
Reputation: 2194
Posts: 35
Antitheocra
05.05.2022 16:37:47
exolottie

burger

05.05.2022 16:37:47
i eat shoes

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