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Oh Bimboland, My Bimboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
29
Created
15.05.2024
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
07.06.2024 15:16:50
Bimbo Pimp

" my name is Willy Slaaaaaaykespeare’s wife
Mrs. ‘Spears
g’nite Globe…fire the cannon.
set the roof on fire once, agganon.
stratford is my city, London is my country
go ahead and vote it all down!" -CarCrashBimbo
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07.06.2024 15:16:50
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
07.06.2024 21:42:43
SweetasNuts parody

halu made ximboland dead. needs revival from teh boring pink house. free free ximboland!

07.06.2024 21:42:43
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
08.06.2024 19:45:02
Daphnee_Mino

i dont think its halos fault but were we kinda popping off pre elections of is that just me? 

08.06.2024 19:45:02
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
08.06.2024 21:22:41
SweetasNuts parody

is popping off before election and now dead with halu as prime ximbo what is conclusion? halu is problem! teh answer was there when she state minster. if she cant make state fun how she make whole site fun? we need to free ximboland from teh wokie tqi+ pronoun nazis that infest everything.
we are becoming ghostland with how deserted pink house are running and ruining site!

08.06.2024 21:22:41
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
25.07.2024 17:20:29
KatieBoutique

Oh Bimboland, My Ximboland
We've traveled such a
Long long way to
'gether down these beaten paths
these roads of swinging
heels and branch
My outfit battered
Torn and shorn
and worn forlorn yet
now reborn
Democracy, Ximocracy
Ximbocracy Miss Bimbo
I'll always carry in my cart
The mem'ries of your fearless heart.

25.07.2024 17:20:29

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
26.07.2024 23:32:53
Bimbo Pimp

Fearlessness is so sexy, Democracy!! 

26.07.2024 23:32:53
    - Bimbo Pimp
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Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
30.07.2024 22:01:44
Slayyyocrates

That day is soon coming
it will be upon us
the Day of Miss Bimbo
to what she has drawn us

to

the great coronation
Prime Bimbo Miss Bimbo
of all Bimbo Himbo 
in our Land of Ximbo

yay

from now til whenever
she’ll set all the seasons
and forecast the weather
and jettison sad faces

PLONK

THE DARK DAYS BEHIND US
TEH NEW DAYS ARE DAWNINGS
DEEP STATE ISLANDS GRINDINGS
THE GAMES…NOT THE AWNINGS

Please

Join Reasonopia
And all the floats in the
Townhalls On Thursday as
We Bring Her Home

Miss Bimbo
My Bimbo
Your Bimbo
Our Bimbo.

The One Teh Great All Bimbo
Miss Bimbo Home

30.07.2024 22:01:44
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
30.07.2024 22:59:09
Bimbo Pimp

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30.07.2024 22:59:09
    - Bimbo Pimp
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
31.07.2024 16:04:59
KatieBoutique

ELECTIONS

Elections are always a dandy time
A handy dandy randy time
They never oh never fail to remind
Us of the frail passions of teh Divine

Compiled O' ballots full billets O' dreams
Of mandates and past great fulfillment's combined
The whole damn collective then soars through the heavens
Til Clocky Strikes Midnight and we must decide

Who are the worthy to lead us from here
Into the dark passages that will appear
We ache and we moan then we click on the boxes
And hope that our choices will make us all cheer.

Come hither, ye bimbos
and himbos alike
Give us your 'tension and
dismount your bike
Enter the booth that
contains the Great Shout
Of candidates who just might

Sort it all out.

31.07.2024 16:04:59

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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