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Oh Bimboland, My Bimboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
29
Created
15.05.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
15.05.2024 18:54:41
KatieBoutique

O Captain! My Captain!

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
                        But O heart! heart! heart!
                            O the bleeding drops of red,
                              Where on the deck my Captain lies,
                                  Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
                        Here Captain! dear father!
                            This arm beneath your head!
                              It is some dream that on the deck,
                                 You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
                        Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
                            But I with mournful tread,
                              Walk the deck my Captain lies,
                                  Fallen cold and dead.


15.05.2024 18:54:41

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
20.05.2024 04:50:52
Slayyyocrates

I have hope.

20.05.2024 04:50:52
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
20.05.2024 16:08:33
Daphnee_Mino

hope is  a dangerous thig for a woman like me...

20.05.2024 16:08:33
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21893
Reputation: 6052
Posts: 368
Secville
20.05.2024 16:21:54
XOD of Bimboland

Hope means Bimboland will live to love again.

20.05.2024 16:21:54

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
20.05.2024 20:45:15
Bimbo Pimp

Hope is a bittersweet dream, capable of illuminating our darkest moments or trapping us in our own desires.   (ꈍ ˬ ꈍ)

20.05.2024 20:45:15
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
21.05.2024 18:03:52
Daphnee_Mino

soooo is this sort of a poetry club,, or department type thing..? anyways here you go... katie is the muse behind this.... 




… I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me
You wouldn't last an hour in the Flatlands where they raised me
So all you bimbos can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs
I'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said?
That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn
That I'm Carcrash and I'm ratchet and I'm wrong
Putting narcotics into all of my forum posts
And that's why you're still replying to me
… So I leap from Reasonopia and I levitate down Atheista
Crash!!! the party like a record scratch as I scream
"Who's afraid of little old me?"
I was tame, I was gentle 'til the ximbo life made me mean
"Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth"
Who's afraid of little old me?
Well, you should be
… You should be
(You should be) You should be
'Cause you lured me (you should be)
And you hurt me (you should be)
And you taught me
… You caged me and then you called me crazy
I am what I am 'cause you trained me
So who's afraid of me?
Who's afraid of little old me?
Who's afraid of little old me?


21.05.2024 18:03:52
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
21.05.2024 18:08:27
Bimbo Pimp

Its So Beautiful Cry GIF - Its So Beautiful Cry Touched - Discover  Share  GIFs

21.05.2024 18:08:27
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11629
Posts: 605
Agnostica
21.05.2024 18:24:57
CarCrashBimbo

I wanna know.
i want to know.
who that one thumbs downer is
up there…at the top
ill ask XOD.  She’s got the map.
hangin there in her little ol’ hand
Who the thumb down be?
who the thug down seemingly
verily.  Very Leigh.  Heavenly…don’t you see!

we three of the APB
all purpose bar
all points bulletin 
my name is Willy Slaaaaaaykespeare’s wife
Mrs. ‘Spears
g’nite Globe…fire the cannon.
set the roof on fire once, agganon.
stratford is my city, London is my country
go ahead and vote it all down!

Don’t wanna know.
dont care…yes hoe. Oh no!  Hoe no!
don’t want it.
dont know it.
barkeep…another round.


21.05.2024 18:24:57

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
21.05.2024 19:06:29
Bimbo Pimp

Oh bartender my old friend,
Comfort me with vodka,
show me that you care,
For whom dwells on sadness can't see,
a better way to live and be free,

So here's to you my old friend,
pour away my worries,
Chase the blues away,
lift my heavy heart,
And let our troubles slowly fade.

21.05.2024 19:06:29
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21893
Reputation: 6052
Posts: 368
Secville
21.05.2024 23:16:51
XOD of Bimboland

I just did a lovely ensemble of renders for a Mrs Pimp
go check them out
The Daphne poem was a rip roarin trip down memory lane
visavis Spawn Ranch meets the Hotel Overlook
that hotel had a maze too.

21.05.2024 23:16:51

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