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AlexaOhh
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527655
Reputation: 110065
Posts: 4106
Secville
25.06.2021 07:21:18
AlexaOhh

Również Dobrego dnia życze!!! No i piątku :))
 Aniu, niedomaganie nie długo zniknie, wszystko przed Toba:) a wyczekiwana wyprawa mysle że jeszcze bardziej zaprocentuje. 
A ja coraz bardziej zastanawiam się nad powrotem do Polski. Zauważam, że życie mi zaczyna uciekać, słaby kontakt z przyjaciółmi, motocykl kurzem pokrywa się, problem z wyprawami.z jednej strony przyzwoicie jak na Polskie zarabiam w Gemanii  i praca ciekawa, a z drugiej strony nie mam parcia na kasę, myślę że I polska krajowa juz zadowoli. Obawiam się o moje włosy na głowie, żeby nie wypadły od drapania się po głowie w trakcie myślenia i zastanowiania się:)


25.06.2021 07:21:18

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18217569
Reputation: 641335
Posts: 24085
Reasonopia
25.06.2021 11:55:50
AnastazjaNadia

Ja to bym się dobrze 100 razy zastanowiła czy wracać. Sytuacja w naszym kraju coraz bardziej jest dla mnie jak z kiepskiego filmu. Absurd goni absurd. Ceny kosmiczne, a zarobki- przynajmniej w mojej działce- masakra.

25.06.2021 11:55:50
AlexaOhh
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527655
Reputation: 110065
Posts: 4106
Secville
26.06.2021 15:49:38
AlexaOhh

Anastazjo -  dużo masz racji. Kiedyś to Rosja była inny stan umysłu ( Блядь , на хуй!!!!) :-D ale teraz Polska zaczyna przejmować pałeczkę w tej nie  normalnej sztafecie. Więc jak pisałem nic nie goni mnie pośpiechu nie ma, będę rozważać za i przeciw. Obecnie rozważam wyjść  na długi kilkunastu kilometrowy spacer, tereny bardzo ładne są, pod samym Luksemburgiem, ale powoli wracają upały i jak nie wiem co nie  chce mi się:) wiec będzie wymarsz albo na wieczór, albo z rana:)
Dobrego spędzania czasu Wam życzę .

26.06.2021 15:49:38

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18217569
Reputation: 641335
Posts: 24085
Reasonopia
28.06.2021 04:11:24
AnastazjaNadia

Kojarzycie taki Mem z kotem podpisany "każdego ranka zastanawiam się czy na serio potrzebna mi ta robota"? Oto ja o poranku! :D A w poniedziałek szczególnie... odliczam czas do urlopu. A jak u was nastroje o świcie?

28.06.2021 04:11:24
AlexaOhh
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527655
Reputation: 110065
Posts: 4106
Secville
28.06.2021 04:18:23
AlexaOhh

Nie kojaże, ale mogę wyobrazić :))), ja właśnie kończę pić kawę i mknę do pracy, nastawienie normalne, trzeba i już :)) Dobrego dnia i szybkiej pracy życzę :)

28.06.2021 04:18:23

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18217569
Reputation: 641335
Posts: 24085
Reasonopia
28.06.2021 04:57:26
AnastazjaNadia

Ja należę do ludzi, dla których kulturalny poranek to 9. Niestety do pracy wstaje 5:50.  I  tu jest ból mego istnienia. 

28.06.2021 04:57:26
AlexaOhh
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527655
Reputation: 110065
Posts: 4106
Secville
01.07.2021 18:58:30
AlexaOhh

Hurra! jutro ostatni dzień wysiłku i nie wdzięcznej pracy :))! i Zasłużony weekend, czas na obibiboctwo i szwendanie się po okolicach  . Dobrego wieczoru życzę i odrobiny wysiłku na dzień jutrzejszy :)

01.07.2021 18:58:30

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18217569
Reputation: 641335
Posts: 24085
Reasonopia
01.07.2021 21:21:46
AnastazjaNadia

:)
Jakieś konkretne plany na weekend? 
Ja bedę się przykładnie obijać :D

01.07.2021 21:21:46
AlexaOhh
Level 88
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 527655
Reputation: 110065
Posts: 4106
Secville
02.07.2021 15:42:51
AlexaOhh

Witajcie :)
Nie wiem jak Wy, ale ja totalnie wyczerpany jestem. Chyba taki dzień. Na dziś mam przyambitne plany, dokładnie jak Anastazja, bedę okrutnie obijać sie, odpale konsole, obejrzę films jakiś. Żadna poważna myśl nie wkradnie się do mojej głowy...Jutro wymarsz w teren. Okolice Trier,jak i sam Trier  są bardzo ładne, wiec sporo spacerowania przede mną, Niedziela deszczy są zapowiedziane, wiec pewnie w  mieszkaniu, ale to sa bardzo daleki plany.  Dobrego piątkowego wieczoru Wam życzę :)

02.07.2021 15:42:51

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18217569
Reputation: 641335
Posts: 24085
Reasonopia
02.07.2021 17:03:12
AnastazjaNadia

Ja od dzisiaj walczę z jajnikami. Co oznacza, że mam weekend z głowy. Łóżko, termofor I sen. Oby przetrwać. 
ALEXA- Udanych wypadów życzę! :)

02.07.2021 17:03:12

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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