✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

Category
The Runway
Posts
48
Created
07.02.2023
Author
Melpomene
Legal Alien

Level 5
Sex Appeal 176
Reputation 647
Posts 2
Freethinkerland
10.02.2023 02:44:31
Perritslokis

del cielo cayo una rosa---------
y digo 
wachita
porque no viene y su come choripam ----
te amo 

10.02.2023 02:44:31
Senator

Level 236
Sex Appeal 11064782
Reputation 799061
Posts 26420
Freethinkerland
10.02.2023 09:38:37
Blecky89

Silly love 

We both are not kids anymore
We are at the age to be reasonable and mature
We try that's a fact but usually fail
We got stared at a lot and judged
But it doesn't matter
It's still so fun to jump scare you in the dark
Or even get revenge by painting your nails pink
Fun to roll in the grass with you
Play tickle war till one is out of breath
Compete who will see more clouds shaped as monsters
And play rock-paper-scissors for chores we both hate so much
Thought everyone find us weird
I love our silly love
Since day one you make me smile and pout at the same time
We both have nothing in common
As different as two humans can be
Everyone expected us to not last long
Just a fling they said
But we built a life together
We fight, we lough, we bicker, we dream together
We even enjoy being quiet together
We both can be ourselves and be a bit silly together
I show you my tongue and you pull my braid
Maybe we are weird and crazy like everyone says
But I love our silly love
Cheers to it and ten more silly years to come

10.02.2023 09:38:37
    
Citizen

Level 77
Sex Appeal 362798
Reputation 27836
Posts 743
Antitheocra
10.02.2023 17:34:28
ximboglizzy

On Valentines day, my best friend told me
''I'll be there at eight, just like we agreed.''
I put on a necklace with beads and some pearls,
My bright new red lipstick with big puffy curls.

A blind date set up, for me to enjoy
As long as her colleague won't be a pissboy.
After all these times and all these days,
I hope I can find my one and true date.

I pick up my bag and get ready to go,
There she is with her man looking beaux.
I walk down the steps and go to the back
I stare at the man and think I will yack-

''What are you doing here, dad?!''




10.02.2023 17:34:28
click the magic leaf -> 
Citizen

Level 24
Sex Appeal 9858
Reputation 7970
Posts 48
Freethinkerland
11.02.2023 02:09:50
xenobarbie

Thank you

Thank you for believing in me
Thank you for believing in us
Thank you for trusting me your heart, body and mind
I see in your heart
I know it's been hard
But until then
Let's do death make us apart.

11.02.2023 02:09:50
Some sunny day...
Citizen

Level 63
Sex Appeal 199697
Reputation 50068
Posts 272
Freethinkerland
11.02.2023 22:01:31
Sophia_Aliza_01

You are in my heart

Only one thought wanders through my mind,
a little fire starts inside me.
Anxiety takes over my whole body,
I can't do anything about it.

A great longing weighs me down,
I already want to see you.
I want to feel your arms around me
I don't get tired of being with you.

I could look at you endlessly
my soul does not tire of your embrace.
I'd like to be with you already
 because you are in my heart!

11.02.2023 22:01:31
Citizen

Level 160
Sex Appeal 3269330
Reputation 324170
Posts 6783
Freethinkerland
12.02.2023 13:46:02
CinnamonSugar

Perritslokis wrote:
del cielo cayo una rosa---------
y digo 
wachita
porque no viene y su come choripam ----
te amo 
For those who don't speak Spanish, I have translated Perritslokis's poem....
A rose fell from the sky---------
and I say, "Wachita,"
because she doesn't come and eats her choripán----
I love you. 

Note: I have left 2 words as is for cultural authenticity. "Wachita" is Chilean slang for a desirable woman. Someone might "catcall" on the street by saying this. 
Choripán is a type of sandwich. 

12.02.2023 13:46:02
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
Citizen

Level 265
Sex Appeal 18721729
Reputation 681230
Posts 24574
Reasonopia
12.02.2023 14:59:52
AnastazjaNadia

haiku inspired poem

Fog hangs over the meadow
I inhale your scent
I'm home

12.02.2023 14:59:52
Citizen

Level 33
Sex Appeal 28415
Reputation 16358
Posts 177
Freethinkerland
13.02.2023 06:13:28
bunniipuffzz

i could pray for the first time in a year
the feathers carry your perfume, inhale
they tickle me and then they disappear
i ache for you alone in my room, exhale

i fantasize about streams of your blood
i should not, but it is hard to resist
taste you, then heal your wounds. would you feel loved?
start and end each dreamy day with a kiss

why cant you just let me be your angel?
your puppy and your sweet little one
grab my waist and set me on the table
kiss my pillow lips and give me your gun

let me show just how much i adore you
and hopefully you feel the same way too







13.02.2023 06:13:28


Citizen

Level 47
Sex Appeal 82771
Reputation 36060
Posts 1261
Atheista
13.02.2023 17:21:22
hollisterjeans

lots of people told me
only in movies will you see solely beauty
vivacious and lively, sunlight during nighttime.
everyone told me that its fake

my gut tells me they were wrong because of
every time i've fallen in love with your eyes


13.02.2023 17:21:22
➶➶➶➶➶
pssst.... upvote forum posts.... its what cool people do
➶➶➶➶➶
Citizen

Level 17
Sex Appeal 3893
Reputation 2486
Posts 23
Antitheocra
14.02.2023 07:08:55
getbackstayback

Sometimes he’d wish it’d end

Sometimes he’d wish to be somewhere else,

He dips himself in the pool of melancholy

Waiting for someone to drain the misery

He’d never think it’s okay to show emotion,

Yet here he sits

Allowing himself to be fully submerged in his efforts

It’s worth nothing now, he’d heard it all

He’s the unrequited love between life and death

With a garden of emotions,

The roses rot black

It’s beautiful, really

I just wish he had been able to see the beauty




14.02.2023 07:08:55

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Welcome to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland

Web Development by Design Forge

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.

What is the national flag of Ximboland?
Ximbolands Flag

When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.

What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.

×
×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...