✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

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07.02.2023
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Melpomene
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Atheista
15.02.2023 01:27:48
pussyrat

tell me darling
why the sun sets at the end of the day 
why we sit here weeping 
and why we all decay

wrap me in ur soft arms 
tell me light will come again 
not because we want it to 
but because we know it can 

'til then my darling
let me be clear 
i'd love u to the moon and back 
but i'd love to love u here 

| happy valentines y'all <33| 

15.02.2023 01:27:48
it/they

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Freethinkerland
15.02.2023 15:57:13
xXxTitPolishxXx

I think I am in love with you 
I feel I must confess
Butterflies in my stomach...
Nope, never mind, it's IBS.

15.02.2023 15:57:13

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Reasonopia
15.02.2023 19:05:50
AnastazjaNadia

Meaning

I collect sounds and whispers,
to put into words
gratitude for being you.

Nothing is so soothing
like your body heat
on my skin.

Ultimately,
I have nothing more valuable
than shared moments.

15.02.2023 19:05:50
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Freethinkerland
16.02.2023 11:54:25
klaudiusia2910

The Dream Love 

I’ll be a sunshine in your sky
I’ll become alive in your arms
I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you cry
I’ll be yours ‘til the day I die.
I’ll be always by your side
I’ll be your light, I’ll be your guide
I’ll do anything to make your pleased
But there’s a problem, you don’t exist.


16.02.2023 11:54:25
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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:15:05
Melpomene

The results are here! 
I took me a while to get to making some sort of judgement of your poems. Liking literature is always so subjective. As the winner we have the ones I thought showed the best developed ideas and most effort. They made me laugh or hum thoughtfully. The placement among the top 3 are somewhat random, but the winners receive chests for their efforts regardless <3
First Place Winner: cuntrarian
Second Place Winner: FleslightThatCries
Third Place Winner: Ximboglizzy

I also wanted to give special thanks (in the form of a lottery ticket) to a few other poems that could easily have ended up in the podium but weren't quite as lucky this time:
bloodygutsndangelcake for creating a beautiful puzzle to ponder endlessly 
Blecky89 for a touching and convincing portrayal of silly love
princesspixie for some very memorable and entertaining prose with style
Kandi Bardot for rhyming the way through the pain

And 20 diamonds to the rest of your for taking part in this whole new type of contest <3
A lot of you made me laugh and think but I can only afford to reward so many. Hope you all had fun with this! I know I did!

26.02.2023 13:15:05

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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:18:02
Melpomene

cuntrarian received a Prize for Contest.

1 Large Chests

First Place in the ✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

26.02.2023 13:18:02

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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:19:17
Melpomene

FleshlightThatCries received a Prize for Contest.

1 Medium Chests

Second Place in ✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

26.02.2023 13:19:17

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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:19:56
Melpomene

ximboglizzy received a Prize for Contest.

1 Small Chests

Third Place in ✎❀ Puns, Bouquets, and Poetry – A (Bad) Poetry Contest for Valentine’s Day ❀✐

26.02.2023 13:19:56

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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:21:22
Melpomene

Kandi Bardot received a Prize for Contest.

1 Lottery Tickets

For rhyming your way through the pain :D

26.02.2023 13:21:22

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Antitheocra
26.02.2023 13:22:18
Melpomene

bloodgutsndangelcake received a Prize for Contest.

1 Lottery Tickets

For a beautiful poetic puzzle to ponder endlessly

26.02.2023 13:22:18

Furiously drawing new designs 

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