Valentine’s
Day is the prime time to pick up a pen and scribble down a few meaningful lines
to show your appreciation or admiration. Therefore, it is also the prime time
to appreciate poetry in general! Or maybe you don’t think poetry is
overrated and would rather make a joke or two? Either way, this is your
opportunity to do just that! Have fun with some words, and pen someone their
very own Valentine’s card. Lament to your heart’s content about the one that got
away. Make an open love letter to everyone in Bimboland! Or make a mockery of
it all!
As you
might be able to surmise, this is not a fashion contest, but a poem contest. The theme: love. Sweet. Hot.
Unrequited. Doomed. The tone: any. Funny. Purposefully bad. Serious.
Casual. Make as many poems you like and as long (or short) poems as you like.
Leave you creations in the comments below!
Be funny!
Be witty!
Be
eloquent!
Challenge
yourself to create the cheesiest poem you can think of!
Oh, how much I want to spend my night with you... Not in a sexual way my dear, all I want is to be near. Near that beating heart of yours, I hope I'm being clear, but please do not fear, do not fear me running away, for I am unable to see life without you, No past, no present, no future. All I want, my dear is to be near, near enough to hold you close, near enough to kiss you on the nose, near enough to feel your breath, near enough to smell your scent.
I'm dedicating this to my boyfriend ~ I'll always love you, farther than tomorrow and longer than forever ♡
I love men I'm not scared of them Not even a bit I won't throw a fit When you look at me Condescendingly I won't run away I'm fine if you stay Here next to me I'm not gonna scream Your voice so deep Won't make me weep Your height so tall Doesn't at all Make me feel small So you can call Whenever you'd like I'm not gonna bite And neither will you So there's no issue I feel perfectly sound When you're around Because I love men I'm not scared of them
- My tribute to men not freaking me out. At all. Cuz they don't. I'd totally date a man, I just... have to go... GET MY HAIR CUT! *slams face first into a closed door*
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs. SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades. Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland… ”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
Lust of my love is the one you gave me A love of pure Pure love You were mine I was yours But yet You found another Another love you cherish the varying my love. The love I've initiate for you. Yet You've chosen another.
(oh man I hope I have time to come up with more entries but my first piece is called no tomato LOL pls enjoy or at least pretend to bc im sensitive lmaooo)
no tomato
side by side in your boxy red car
and I'm too pretty of
a passenger princess
to know the make or model or
even the difference
between the two--
but I know you
we fall in line with a funeral procession of
late night insomniacs, fellow
munchie fueled stoners, mellow
graveyard shift workers
ready to feast on
fast food grease from
this drive-thru
and in my (re)collection of your every detail,
I keep your preferences tucked
handily behind the ear,
pulling them out from
temporal lobe to tongue,
delivering them back:
"remember to order your burger with no tomato"--
because I know you
and when you tilt your head over with
eyes of equal parts
aquamarine:intensity
I know my knowing you is plain to see:
to consider you and be
considerate of you
has become second nature
to me
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What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.
