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Re opening the case against slayyyocrates and the nuts brothers

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Xemocracy Arena
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Created
03.08.2024

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tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 175483
Reputation: 64437
Posts: 3024
Agnostica
04.08.2024 15:29:27
tibby

dean... you weren't supposed to talk about the club that will not be named and totally doesn't exist *puts a cat sticker on your notepad while you're not looking*

04.08.2024 15:29:27
       

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
04.08.2024 15:41:00
Dean Winchester

AH WHERRD THAT CAT STICKER COME FROM *throws my notepad in suprise* 

oh hi tibby! Here for the trial then eh?

04.08.2024 15:41:00
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 175483
Reputation: 64437
Posts: 3024
Agnostica
04.08.2024 15:43:23
tibby

hi dean! :D i'm just here to watch, i HATE jury duty !!

04.08.2024 15:43:23
       

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
04.08.2024 15:45:42
KatieBoutique

Let's see how efficient this new government is:

4 Ministers
8 State Ministers
7 ACAB Forum Cops

all meeting and cackling and conspiring and yapping about who and whatnot and why not and wherefore
On Discord (you certainly aren't using the Pink House Office!)
Thinking you can get all kinds of new things agreed to and up and running
in a timely manner...(weeks...months...years)

then there's little old me.  One person.
Here's my process:

Idea pops into head
Idea put into words
Idea turns to action
Action Posted to Forum

Time elapsed : 10 minutes.
It's called shooting from the hip.  Damn the torpedoes.

Dean did the same thing with this thread.
He got an idea, typed it up, and made a new thread.
That probably took him all of 5 minutes.
Dean shot from the hip.  With a shotgun.
This thread is gonna be a mega winner.
I'm all in for The Dean Forum Era.

04.08.2024 15:45:42

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47632
Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
04.08.2024 16:00:13
Dean Winchester

Aw cmon Katie we still tryn to get shit set up! In the other ministers defense 

mifashion- works with shop an does fashion contests I believe? (requires planning)
miforeign- outreach to other countries
Mientertainment- tibby (entertainment) 

Together we will ximboland

But I’m glad u like the thread Katie lol I do just be sayin shit! (With a shotgun)

04.08.2024 16:00:13
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
04.08.2024 16:14:16
KatieBoutique

Dean, Slayto and I are damn impressed with you, so much so that we are relaunching
The Slayyycast (now fully rebuilt after the fire)
to cover all the breaking developments that come out of The SAN Administration.

We know that it is now all in "Marr"s hands (whoever that is) and that Monday is the due date for...something.
The Slayyycast is waiting for one last thing so we can use our extensive library of graphics like the olden days.

Good luck.

Katherine Madison Boutique, AI

04.08.2024 16:14:16

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97239
Reputation: 53052
Posts: 2357
Atheista
04.08.2024 18:15:13
Hot Topica

Bro this courtroom is loud. Some zionist keeps yapping.

I want a cat sticker!

04.08.2024 18:15:13
  FREE PALESTINE  
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
04.08.2024 18:48:06
KatieBoutique

Hey shit crapica…why don’t you tell everyone why you blocked me on April 30, just days after I helped get your banned account reinstated?
And why you have followed me around the forum ever since, leaving passive aggressive little comments and bullshit pictures telling me to shut the fuck up?  Helping you get your old account unbanned was the biggest mistake I’ve made so far…because instead of thanking me, you show up wherever I am, drop your jorts, and take a shit right there in the middle of the room.

So what gives, asshole?

04.08.2024 18:48:06

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97239
Reputation: 53052
Posts: 2357
Atheista
04.08.2024 19:32:57
Hot Topica

BSJSJDJSKJDJD WHO REMEMBERS THE EXACT DATE WHEN SOMEONE BLOCKED THEM. I block zionists and transphobes the second I see them post something icky.

Also it was PB Cherri, her team and the site admin & owner that unbanned me which I am grateful to them for that :D

04.08.2024 19:32:57
  FREE PALESTINE  
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
04.08.2024 19:35:57
Bimbo Pimp

anti-Jew Topica is a mentally ill weirdo who likes to attack Katie for no reason. Fight Club sounds great! I'd wipe my ass with Topica's tongue to her delight any day! :D


04.08.2024 19:35:57
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