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Ximboland Clock

Re opening the case against slayyyocrates and the nuts brothers

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Xemocracy Arena
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Created
03.08.2024

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Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
05.08.2024 15:30:20
Bimbo Pimp

lol not LoveSoldier acting like she doesn't know who Abu Hamza is! XD  I do miss Brother Abu, I hope he is well. 

05.08.2024 15:30:20
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
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Atheista
05.08.2024 15:32:35
Dean Winchester

Damm I thought you died in a ditch somewhere. How’s it hanging buttlice? 

Anyways since this has concluded I’m closing the courtroom now. You don’t have to go home BUT YA CANT STAY HERE. *shoos y’all out with a broom*
edit- reopened because I forgor this was in the Xemocracy arena and threads cannot be closed in here my bad y’all I’m really hung over rn

05.08.2024 15:32:35
KatieBoutique
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Secville
06.08.2024 03:54:34
KatieBoutique

Thank you for reopening this thread Dean.  You deserve kudos for doing what no other Justice minister has ever done before you. 

I am glad this topic can be continued.  Why?  Because I am no way done with it.
Not even close.  This one goes all the way, besties.

First and foremost, I want to invite and welcome the SAN Fan Family.
i also want to welcome AuntieLice and Butterfly.
i want you all to feel comfortable.  No one is going to throw you in jail.  
You, in fact, will be crucial witnesses in this hearing.

You see, my Ximboland, I have stumbled upon the greatest injustice that plagues our country.
The Crime of The Century.
And this will now be a hearing, convened by me, to uncover the crime once and for all.
And it is time to lay it all out…for Miss Bimbo to see for herself.

I have full trust in Dean to let this proceeding take us where it will.
I will help steer us to just the facts.
The who, the what, and those dreaded timestamps and forum posts
But for the moment…for now, welcome Butterfly, Auntie Lice, and others who have endured everything since 2018.

That year is when it all began to get contentious in Bimboland.  And I know why.

And that why has led us to the state we are in now.  
Those who want to can continue with the sub topics they were on.
Feel free…because this is an open forum.
All opinions must be voiced…we are better than the flatlands.

Thank you once again, Dean.
Lets get started.


06.08.2024 03:54:34

Dean Winchester
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Atheista
06.08.2024 03:58:12
Dean Winchester

Sorry quick correction lice and butterfly have not been here since 2018 I’d have to look at their page to see when they both joined but they joined well after me BUT I DO APPRECIATE THE SPIRIT OF UR POST.

anyways please continue Katie *whispers to my scribe* just make sure u edit that bit in about the correct times when people joined for continuity.

06.08.2024 03:58:12
KatieBoutique
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Secville
06.08.2024 04:50:27
KatieBoutique

What happened in 2018 had nothing to do with them, or you, or any one person.
They are needed for much further into the story.  

You are going to flip when I tell you the 2018 secret.
I flipped when I found it.

No one is going to be a target in this.
This is pure historical entertainment.

06.08.2024 04:50:27

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
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Reputation: 32474
Posts: 1839
Atheista
06.08.2024 04:57:31
Dean Winchester

Ok what’s the secret

06.08.2024 04:57:31
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2357
Atheista
06.08.2024 14:34:16
Hot Topica

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
Sorry quick correction lice and butterfly have not been here since 2018 I’d have to look at their page to see when they both joined but they joined well after me BUT I DO APPRECIATE THE SPIRIT OF UR POST. anyways please continue Katie *whispers to...
Tell ur scribe they joined in 2021

06.08.2024 14:34:16
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KittyOnyx
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Status: Citizen
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Posts: 553
Freethinkerland
06.08.2024 15:10:15
KittyOnyx

This is exactly why heavenleighbimbo doesnt want to come back

06.08.2024 15:10:15

Hot Topica
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Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2357
Atheista
06.08.2024 15:28:59
Hot Topica

Do you think she knows people still talk about her on here

06.08.2024 15:28:59
  FREE PALESTINE  
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
06.08.2024 15:38:33
KatieBoutique

You two think you know the story that is about to be told.
You don't.
It has nothing to do with HLB.

But please...continue with your "I speak to HLB almost every day" charade.
I wanna hear all about it...

06.08.2024 15:38:33

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