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Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:40:19
Timothee Chatroulette

Omgg i think i had some sort of stomach bug on saturday i was literally incapacitated it was the worst

28.02.2024 18:40:19
  
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53067
Posts: 2357
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:43:38
Hot Topica

Sparkle on its Wednesday

28.02.2024 18:43:38
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Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084800
Reputation: 60117
Posts: 1984
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:43:58
Gemima1984

spent way too much time today looking at the glasgow willy wonka immersive experience shitshow, funniest thing I've seen online in ages

28.02.2024 18:43:58
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:48:20
Timothee Chatroulette

I think i saw that!!!!!! tumblr dashcon 2.0 like that’s so fucking funny
i think they used ai in their like promotional materials but in reality the event just looks like doodoo

28.02.2024 18:48:20
  
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
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Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
28.02.2024 18:57:43
Katrynah

Gemima1984 wrote:
spent way too much time today looking at the glasgow willy wonka immersive experience shitshow, funniest thing I've seen online in ages
two questions: 1. what is that and 2. how do i join

28.02.2024 18:57:43
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Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084800
Reputation: 60117
Posts: 1984
Atheista
28.02.2024 19:06:47
Gemima1984

Basically, in Glasgow a shady company advertised an event promising a Willy Wonka immersive experience. The website was entirely AI generated art (which was blatantly a scam) and a bunch of people paid £35 per ticket to take their kids to what ended up being an empty warehouse full of shit props and they got like a quarter cup of lemonade and one solitary jelly bean. I'm not even kidding, it's hilarious. Somebody called the police, it's hitting the headlines and everybody wants a refund.

Enchanting Entertainment at Willys Chocolate Expeirence in Glasgow


Police called to Willy Wonka-inspired experience in Glasgow as families  demand refunds  UK News  Sky News


All photos and reviews are absolutely hilarious, I've been crying laughing.

28.02.2024 19:06:47
Katrynah
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Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
28.02.2024 19:20:48
Katrynah

that image alone is painfully AI, like what the hell is "encherining" LOL. and "cartchy tuns"? like, catchy tunes? its so obvious that i'd call it a test to see how susceptible people are if it didn't have a real life component

28.02.2024 19:20:48
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
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Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
28.02.2024 19:22:18
Timothee Chatroulette

bimboland is a pasadise of sweet teats 

28.02.2024 19:22:18
  
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1603156
Reputation: 60316
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
28.02.2024 19:22:46
Pollyx

what, you don't want to go to a pasadise of sweet treats, katrynah?

28.02.2024 19:22:46
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Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084800
Reputation: 60117
Posts: 1984
Atheista
28.02.2024 19:22:57
Gemima1984

It's the exarserdray lollipops and sweet teats that sell it for me

28.02.2024 19:22:57

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