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Katrynah
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Antitheocra
28.02.2024 21:15:44
Katrynah

your acting leaves something to be desired, mr champagne (*-`ω´- )人 muheheh

28.02.2024 21:15:44
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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Heydi
Level 52
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Atheista
28.02.2024 21:16:56
Heydi

Timothee Chatroulette wrote:
Katrynah wrote:
wait speaking of willy wonka, has anyone seen the new movie? im not a huge fan of the main actor
Oh
ISHDKEVKEBEOSBEKS 

28.02.2024 21:16:56
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CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2024 21:18:09
CinnamonSugar

Oh, I found House of Illuminati's website....which has a weird blurry image & text that is hard to read because it's grey on dark blue...

Edit: This also feels illegal, because their advertising clearly uses "Willy Wonka" and "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" multiple times even though they do not own the rights & are not affiliated w/Warner Brothers. 

28.02.2024 21:18:09
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Gemima1984
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Atheista
28.02.2024 21:22:33
Gemima1984

The guy behind it sells books written by AI, I wish I were kidding.

28.02.2024 21:22:33
CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2024 21:28:34
CinnamonSugar

I found some more weird pics from the event, like this one taken from someone's video of the event. 



IDK what is even going on. Is this some weird haunted version of the chocolate factory?

28.02.2024 21:28:34
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Gemima1984
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Atheista
28.02.2024 21:30:01
Gemima1984

That's the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls. Shortly after he pokes up, the kids start crying.

I'm not even kidding. That's literally what they were told and what happened.

28.02.2024 21:30:01
Timothee Chatroulette
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Atheista
28.02.2024 21:31:56
Timothee Chatroulette

i'd buy tickets and go just for shits and giggles

28.02.2024 21:31:56
  
Heydi
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Atheista
28.02.2024 22:01:22
Heydi

if it wasnt so much i would as well shhekenr

i hope thwy get sued

28.02.2024 22:01:22
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CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2024 22:08:53
CinnamonSugar


(Imagine this is the guy who set up the event. He totally could fit into the movie.)

28.02.2024 22:08:53
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Layla Zenin
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2024 22:59:35
Layla Zenin

1 h left keep humping yall

28.02.2024 22:59:35
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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