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Janeze321
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
28.05.2024 20:38:33
Abu Hamza

when you think about it... i really am muslim kurt cobain.
injecting opium everyday, great hair and body, extremely peaceful (the opium), all the sharmutas flock to me and my art, and i will probably die being shot by one of my lovers who will end up framing it as suicide. 

28.05.2024 20:38:33
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53063
Posts: 2357
Atheista
29.05.2024 01:28:15
Hot Topica

insert jerma sparkle on its wednesday here

29.05.2024 01:28:15
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reivalentine
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 370827
Reputation: 156610
Posts: 1025
Agnostica
29.05.2024 02:08:45
reivalentine

Dear Abu, awww.♥️

I hope you are alright. ♥️ I really pity you. ♥️ 

You crave for love and attention since you have neither always.♥️

Sadly you can't get any at all here too, no matter what you do, especially none in real life too. ♥️

Still, thank you so much for trying to make us all laugh with your attempts at being the site clown, even though a terrible one. ♥️

I am always enjoying another glass of whiskey whenever I see you and your attempts that always backfires. ♥️

Please do take care and may you find actual love and attention some how. Hugs. ♥️

Since whiskey is non-halal, please do enjoy a nice cold glass of KOOL aid instead. ♥️

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Dear Janeze321, thank you for giving us a place to enjoy good moments together. ♥️

May your days be ever well both here as well as in real life and your wonderful forum grow to 3000. ♥️

29.05.2024 02:08:45
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201725
Reputation: 42785
Posts: 1925
Atheista
29.05.2024 02:44:50
Bimbo Pimp

I give my love to Abu  <3 I thought people loved Arabs?  hugs and kisses and enjoy your opium Muslim Kurt Cobain.  XD 

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29.05.2024 02:44:50
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Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
29.05.2024 05:12:51
Abu Hamza

my sister rei i could not focus on reading your full message, i was too distracted by the huge breasts 

29.05.2024 05:12:51
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



stainboy
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 451
Reputation: 399
Posts: 3
Reasonopia
29.05.2024 22:25:57
stainboy

aww Abu thanks for the words about urself its so edgy, i hope u keep doing this routine of yours and will probably end up in Kurt's situation but without framing you're Lovers 
:0



29.05.2024 22:25:57
i believe in unicorns


Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22238
Posts: 693
Secville
29.05.2024 22:28:10
Theodora Dee

ohhhhhhh i wonder why no one is on the site anymore and people are cancelling their senatorships........... what could it be...............

29.05.2024 22:28:10

Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533357
Reputation: 258460
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
30.05.2024 00:26:08
Katrynah

Abu Hamza wrote: (original post HERE)
when you think about it... i really am muslim kurt cobain. injecting opium everyday, great hair and body, extremely peaceful (the opium), all the sharmutas flock to me and my art, and i will probably die being shot by one of my lovers who will end...
im like hte real curt kobain except im not into scat

also happy wednesday everyone i fed my pigs and goats today and the latter tried to eat my pants

30.05.2024 00:26:08
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
30.05.2024 04:57:31
Abu Hamza

mashallah sister goat keeper. i have many goats as well. sheep, camels, etc.

not pigs though, very haram. my friend hasbullah once touched a pig at a berlin petting zoo - they had to cut off his hand back home 

30.05.2024 04:57:31
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533357
Reputation: 258460
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
30.05.2024 05:10:54
Katrynah

i would love to have a sheep, but i think we're going to get a donkey before anything else. the pigs are sweeties, they love belly rubs and ear scratches. we recently got them a little pool for them to chill in since its getting hotter out

30.05.2024 05:10:54
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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