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Janeze321
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11464073
Reputation: 342199
Posts: 3479
Freethinkerland
28.07.2024 13:04:40
Pet Vicky

If Monty Python's Flying Circus taught me anything, it is that Brits only need spam in order to survive. There's a whole song about it, too!

28.07.2024 13:04:40

Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3054090
Reputation: 735652
Posts: 11086
Freethinkerland
28.07.2024 13:31:30
Janeze321

You're not far wrong there, my Mom loves a spam fritter.

28.07.2024 13:31:30
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
SugarGloss_X
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6341
Reputation: 5878
Posts: 94
Freethinkerland
28.07.2024 14:09:20
SugarGloss_X

Adding to the boba topic, I've never tried it and tbh I think I'd gag at the texture xD but no h8 at all to boba lovers lol <3<3<3

28.07.2024 14:09:20
Xoxo~


moonflower
Level 85
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 49329
Posts: 493
Atheista
28.07.2024 21:29:03
moonflower

I've had Boba only one time but I didn't like it very much, idk abt the Boba part but me and tea just. Do not agree with eachother so I ended up trading for my friends Dr pepper. I feel like it was in a coffee or a juice maybe I would enjoy it.

28.07.2024 21:29:03
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
SugarGloss_X
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6341
Reputation: 5878
Posts: 94
Freethinkerland
28.07.2024 22:08:14
SugarGloss_X

It won't lemme quote u MoonFlower but YASSS love that trade for Dr.Pepper lol I feel das 100% me lol

28.07.2024 22:08:14
Xoxo~


moonflower
Level 85
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 479738
Reputation: 49329
Posts: 493
Atheista
29.07.2024 01:26:01
moonflower

Oh I'm a total Dr pepper bitch, I literally had 2 today (also for future reference you can't quote ppl if they're the last person in the thread, so for example I could quote janeze, but bc ur the last person I can't quote you!)

29.07.2024 01:26:01
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
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Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.07.2024 03:06:00
craigslist-stripper

moonflower wrote: (original post HERE)
Oh I'm a total Dr pepper bitch, I literally had 2 today (also for future reference you can't quote ppl if they're the last person in the thread, so for example I could quote janeze, but bc ur the last person I can't quote you!)
if u really really really want to quote someone… you can make your post, then quote what you want (because now your post is the latest post) and then copy the quote, edit your original post, and paste. 

i am determined to go against the system!

29.07.2024 03:06:00

moonflower
Level 85
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 479738
Reputation: 49329
Posts: 493
Atheista
29.07.2024 04:44:03
moonflower

We love a loophole 

29.07.2024 04:44:03
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3054090
Reputation: 735652
Posts: 11086
Freethinkerland
29.07.2024 06:16:31
Janeze321

I'm just so honoured someone would want to quote me.

Happy Monday everyone.

I'd like it to rain some, my garden needs a drink. My rain water stocks are low and i'm only watering my pots, other plants need a drink so please send us some rain.

The Bubble tea I had although made with a little hot water was filled with ice and was more like a cold juice drink with tapioca bursting bubbles. I'm not sure if i'd go for a coffee or tea based one and can understand the textural issues you might have drinking and hoping those bubbles.

29.07.2024 06:16:31
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Rawryxx
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5068
Reputation: 3991
Posts: 56
Freethinkerland
29.07.2024 06:36:48
Rawryxx

I’d love some rain too! I had to move my catnip plant inside due to the constant sun, and watering it inside isn’t making it very happy. Also the rain would cool everything down and make the temperature drop a little bit!

Also happy Monday y’all :)

29.07.2024 06:36:48

they/them - love yourself <3 - 

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