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Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68373
Reputation: 52937
Posts: 1796
Agnostica
25.07.2024 06:13:04
Daphnee_Mino

She would slay in ximboland ngl

25.07.2024 06:13:04
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3054096
Reputation: 735656
Posts: 11086
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 06:14:30
Janeze321

Happy Thursday! Nice to have you all here, thank you for the lovely posts to the thread. I really feel like rubbish today (sad face) I awoke with a nasty headache and could have just stayed in bed. Anyhoo i've downed a cup of coffee and some pills and it's easing some but I really don't feel like it today. 

I hope you all have a wonderful day today.

25.07.2024 06:14:30
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68373
Reputation: 52937
Posts: 1796
Agnostica
25.07.2024 06:16:26
Daphnee_Mino

Make sure to drink water too! Hope you feel good very soon. Also hadnt had the best start to my day but it will get better hopefully.

i might make outfits on ximboland

25.07.2024 06:16:26
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3054096
Reputation: 735656
Posts: 11086
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 06:20:03
Janeze321

Thank you Daphnee, yes I've had a full cup of boiled water already as well as having my coffee. I only have two coffees a day then it's water all the way till bed. Unless i'm at my mom's and then we have a herb tea together. It's a work day for me so it'll be water all the way today.

25.07.2024 06:20:03
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Katrynah
Level 247
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 13533357
Reputation: 258460
Posts: 3185
Antitheocra
25.07.2024 06:26:06
Katrynah

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
She would slay in ximboland ngl
NEED a melania impersonator on here STAT

Janeze321 wrote: (original post HERE)
I awoke with a nasty headache could have just stayed in bed.
my mother (a nurse) once told me that waking up with a persistent headache could be a sign of high blood pressure and now I literally live in fear of morning headaches. obviously they can be caused by an array of things, but chronic health issues worry me so bad that im like "why would u tell me that (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)"

ive just finished my first coffee of the day at *checks american watch* 1:25 am! :D im a slow drinker, so i usually sip on one cup the whole day

25.07.2024 06:26:06
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3054096
Reputation: 735656
Posts: 11086
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 06:31:46
Janeze321

Ahh you have it, I do sometimes have higher than normal BP it's because I stress about too many silly things. I usually regulate my BP by getting to the swimming pool to decompress. If I miss too many sessions I tend to suffer. I regularly take my BP at work as we have good machines that are calibrated regularly, mostly i'm ok and have no need to take meds to lower it. I'm a bit like you Katrynah if I know about stuff i'll worry about it.

25.07.2024 06:31:46
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
parispecker
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1658
Reputation: 1367
Posts: 5
Secville
25.07.2024 06:49:34
parispecker

wishin i had a 5 dollar biggie bag a bitch is hungry

25.07.2024 06:49:34
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11464073
Reputation: 342199
Posts: 3479
Freethinkerland
25.07.2024 07:20:04
Pet Vicky

Hot Topica wrote: (original post HERE)
Why is she so uncanny
That's just how that gif was edited. 

25.07.2024 07:20:04

tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 179466
Reputation: 65306
Posts: 3094
Agnostica
25.07.2024 11:28:46
tibby

gooood morniiiiinnnggg!
my treadmill is supposed to come in the post today, fingers crossed

25.07.2024 11:28:46
       

Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68373
Reputation: 52937
Posts: 1796
Agnostica
25.07.2024 11:45:10
Daphnee_Mino

This is for testing purpouses: 

slut

ok i can say it here ig but i was unable to say miss piggy slut in chit chat room i think

25.07.2024 11:45:10
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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