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Katrynah
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Antitheocra
26.07.2024 20:38:10
Katrynah

wow, i had no idea! i'd never heard the phrase before, so neat to see all it's variations and origins. the explanation mentions the military using it quite a bit, but i wonder if any regional dialects have adopted it/is more common in certain geographies or if it's more of a find-it-anywhere type saying?

26.07.2024 20:38:10
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Hot Topica
Level 50
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Posts: 2357
Atheista
26.07.2024 23:47:34
Hot Topica

Apparently theres a heatwave coming up here uh oh

26.07.2024 23:47:34
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Slick_D
Level 71
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2024 06:16:14
Slick_D

Having a heatwave, a tropical heatwave.
Stay cool and drink lots of water.
Nice day for all enjoy weekend fun in sunshine everyone.

27.07.2024 06:16:14

S L I C K__D








tibby
Level 61
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Posts: 3094
Agnostica
27.07.2024 06:17:41
tibby

any temp above 80 is welcome to me

27.07.2024 06:17:41
       

Janeze321
Level 157
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2024 06:31:15
Janeze321

I'm not keen on heatwaves, here in the UK we tend to do them really badly. Even mildly hot days we tend to suffer in our workplaces because of the lack of air-con. Many people open their doors and windows letting the heat inside their home where as they should close up their homes and close blinds to keep the heat out and the house cool. 

Have a great day everyone. 

Thank you for the info of the buy the farm saying. It was very interesting and you went to such trouble to let us know it's origin. Thank you❤️

I'm off to work soon, we should have a super weekend this weekend at work all the managers are off. We can just get on with it and enjoy it.

27.07.2024 06:31:15
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Pet Vicky
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2024 07:56:29
Pet Vicky

Katrynah wrote: (original post HERE)
wow, i had no idea! i'd never heard the phrase before, so neat to see all it's variations and origins. the explanation mentions the military using it quite a bit, but i wonder if any regional dialects have adopted it/is more common in certain...
I wouldn't know, Katrynah. That is for other researchers to find out.

27.07.2024 07:56:29

Old Eliz
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Secville
27.07.2024 11:27:31
Old Eliz

There was a terrible heatwave in my country, but now I'm visiting my sister in another place, and I can't get used to the fact that they refer to 25 degrees celsius as "unbearable heat."

27.07.2024 11:27:31
Nosbald
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2024 17:27:09
Nosbald

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27.07.2024 17:27:09
  i love my golden retriever 
Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
27.07.2024 17:27:11
Daphnee_Mino

I got festival makeup done yaay

27.07.2024 17:27:11
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
tibby
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Agnostica
27.07.2024 17:29:37
tibby

oooh, i kinda miss going to football games and all the ppl doing those colorful dots around their eyes

27.07.2024 17:29:37
       

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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