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Author
Janeze321
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 178383
Reputation: 65017
Posts: 3071
Agnostica
24.09.2024 06:03:58
tibby

they do make modern flip phones if yours ever needs to be replaced :) i had a flip phone for a hot minute and the lack of physical buttons on smart phones can be jarring at first

also thank you :)

24.09.2024 06:03:58
       

Missysixy
Level 50
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 99207
Reputation: 39489
Posts: 171
Freethinkerland
24.09.2024 06:06:26
Missysixy

100% I imagine this site on a “vintage” computer might even add to the experience/nostalgia. Some features, like navigating pages, (especially the forums) using gifs, posting pictures. One of the saddest parts is not being able to people’s signatures! 

24.09.2024 06:06:26

 


Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3052142
Reputation: 735337
Posts: 11084
Freethinkerland
24.09.2024 06:11:28
Janeze321

I'm going to hold out for as long as I can, I really only use my cell phone in emergency situations and so my Mom can ring me if she wants me in a hurry. I'm not sure I want to be connected all day everyday. I do like flip phones, so that's a temptation. 

It's dull and grey here this morning I really don't feel like it today, chores to do and visits to make on my day off. All I wanna do is read my book and drink my coffee and play ximboland today, but needs must i'll have to get going and do those things I'm putting off. 

Have the best day everyone.

EDIT @Missysixy Yup it's so nice on seeing the full page all laid out with all the signatures visible. I've only just discovered how to use gifs and stuff in an easy way, I learned it through reading the forum sections here in the rep thread. This is like the "Open University" for me. 

24.09.2024 06:11:28
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
SilentlyScreaming
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64725
Reputation: 50176
Posts: 7239
Freethinkerland
24.09.2024 13:02:26
SilentlyScreaming

Good Morning Ximbos! Another overcasty day :) My New Praying Mantis Friend is not accepting my sacrifices. But does seem more lively. I will continue to offer fresh sacrifices for a few more days. Let us all have a moment of silence to honor all who were sacrificed.

24.09.2024 13:02:26
  








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Block me if you will, Alt Accounts are legal.
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Favorites List:

1) Reivalentine             16) Justicee
2) KatieBoutique         17) Kandi_Bardot 
3) Parker123                 18) Riyaa13
4Shihaya                     19) Cain_asagal
5) Cunning Luiguist   20) GraveyyDream 
6) Mandaryna              21) Laura_Cat_Again
7) Missmarx                 22) LoveSoldier 
8) Bimbo Pimp            23) PiercedPossum 
9) Sandy1997               24) Shine_Bren
10 GuGuMuMu              25) Dande
11) Melpomene   26) TheTimotheeChalagay
12) Amalthea                27) Stickernator
13) Most Fuckable        28) Deoag   
14) Baby Ditz                29) Prinzessin Sisi
15) Porcelain                30) Sandi_Lut

Don't Like The Screamy List :(
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
kojar
viscerae
Alexa Pro
Heartworm

Who Blocked Me:

SpiffyFunPants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
kojar Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Alexa Pro
Daisydear

More Officials To Be Elected.

Chronic LEFT Voters:
SpiffyFunPants

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
To Be Determined


Vote NO Daphnee_Mino! Quack Quack!






Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602791
Reputation: 60273
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
24.09.2024 15:14:10
Pollyx

Janeze321 wrote: (original post HERE)
I'm going to hold out for as long as I can, I really only use my cell phone in emergency situations and so my Mom can ring me if she wants me in a hurry. I'm not sure I want to be connected all day everyday. I do like flip phones, so that's a...
I have actually taken to this fantasy of switching to a simpler phone at some point. I use mine for navigation and important emails but tbh the smartphone life can be overstimulating and phone addiction is very real for many! I recently uninstalled all of my social media apps so this is the only site I really use anymore. feeling a desire to be less connected digitally so i can feel more connected to the real world

24.09.2024 15:14:10
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Janeze321
Level 157
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Sex Appeal: 3052142
Reputation: 735337
Posts: 11084
Freethinkerland
24.09.2024 15:45:20
Janeze321

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24.09.2024 15:45:20
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
miserywhxre
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16934
Reputation: 11143
Posts: 172
Atheista
24.09.2024 16:57:48
miserywhxre

spacesignal wrote: (original post HERE)
yesss please bless us with a gothic look I know you’d devour <3
wait reallyyy omg now im nervous LOL like now I have to make it a good one

24.09.2024 16:57:48

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spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 756061
Reputation: 121844
Posts: 1105
Atheista
25.09.2024 03:18:04
spacesignal

I just got back from watching Wallace and Gromit with a live brass band and it was so delightful, I loved the movies growing up and the band was so amazing! giggling and kicking my feet

25.09.2024 03:18:04
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3052142
Reputation: 735337
Posts: 11084
Freethinkerland
25.09.2024 05:00:30
Janeze321

Gosh I bet that was amazing! I really love the movies. They're all such a lot of fun. And so clever too. 

Have a lovely day everyone. 

25.09.2024 05:00:30
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
SilentlyScreaming
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64725
Reputation: 50176
Posts: 7239
Freethinkerland
25.09.2024 11:14:18
SilentlyScreaming

Good Morning! It's likely going to rain today. Praying Mantis has been released yesterday :) I'm looking forward to coffee, some rain, and some more ximbo fuckery. I may join in on that contest, Who Wore It Better?, Blecky89 sent this morning! 

25.09.2024 11:14:18
  








Check out my Ximbo Cosplays in forum
Show Me Your Cosplays! <3

You can find me and my The Walking Dead: Michonne headband in forum
Bimbo Look Alike In Real World

Join the forum
(wit/games)
Coffee VS Tea
and assist in the
VICTORY of Coffee!
Coffee Lovers UNITE! 


Fight Me ♡
Debate Me ☆

Block me if you will, Alt Accounts are legal.
It's nothing personal. 'Don't Vote For Me I'm Helping' Signs remember vote 5:4 ♡☆
-Sammy-

Favorites List:

1) Reivalentine             16) Justicee
2) KatieBoutique         17) Kandi_Bardot 
3) Parker123                 18) Riyaa13
4Shihaya                     19) Cain_asagal
5) Cunning Luiguist   20) GraveyyDream 
6) Mandaryna              21) Laura_Cat_Again
7) Missmarx                 22) LoveSoldier 
8) Bimbo Pimp            23) PiercedPossum 
9) Sandy1997               24) Shine_Bren
10 GuGuMuMu              25) Dande
11) Melpomene   26) TheTimotheeChalagay
12) Amalthea                27) Stickernator
13) Most Fuckable        28) Deoag   
14) Baby Ditz                29) Prinzessin Sisi
15) Porcelain                30) Sandi_Lut

Don't Like The Screamy List :(
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Daisydear
Roachmilk
moonflower
elektraes
kojar
viscerae
Alexa Pro
Heartworm

Who Blocked Me:

SpiffyFunPants Reason: Hater Nation
Roachmilk Reason: N/A
Daisydear Reason: She said "You'll live."
cvntcreature Reason: dumb bitch cunt
moonflower Reason: N/A
elektraes Reason: N/A
kojar Reason: N/A
viscerae Reason: N/A
-Eye Roll-

It's crazy too, because my existence on this site literally affected none of you.

Define: Hater Nation
Ximbos/Himbos/Theys I personally deam, fake, and/or non-friendly, and/or will not like you because they don't like anyone, and/or rabid, for your protection.

Hater Nation:
SpiffyFunPants
Daphnee_Mino
cvntcreature
Alexa Pro
Daisydear

More Officials To Be Elected.

Chronic LEFT Voters:
SpiffyFunPants

Chronic RIGHT Voters:
To Be Determined


Vote NO Daphnee_Mino! Quack Quack!






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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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