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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 21:05:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

'Pulling out a seat', for a me actually does make me uncomfortable.....
  It's sort of weird, and a mental thing for me.   I like to be very sure of where I place my a$$, in respect to gravity.
   Just the very act of sitting down, can be very dangerous.
   I know,  I'm weird ....
 Of course I have fallen off chair's and bumped my head the floor, a few times to many....   LOL

03.12.2019 21:05:48
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 21:26:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

To totally change the subject :
  I know you love going VERY fast on transportation.
  You must read this story of some American racer's, who totally broke the laws,  and managed to cross the entire nation of America in just a little over 1 day in a car.

'Cannonball Run' record broken with 27 hour, 25 minute cross-country drive

   The movie Cannonball Run is worth watching too,  just to put the challenge in context.  It is an older movie and should be available on you tube.......     27 hour's/   WOW  that is fast in a car !!!!!!!
Using a German made car....  incredible endurance to say the least !!!!
      Even I want to know more,  and see the actual footage, of such a WILD RIDE.

03.12.2019 21:26:25
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 22:47:08
supahbimbo

Sounds amazing and dangerous.

03.12.2019 22:47:08
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
04.12.2019 05:30:46
supahbimbo

I did a nice thing today. A guy on the train wanted to go somewhere and he was heading in the wrong direction so I directed him where to go. I gave him pretty good directions hopefully he made it where he wanted to go. I do like to help people out when needed.

Like one time my best friend and myself (before my best friend could drive) went out one day and an old lady hurt herself and we needed to call an ambulance, this was when we were waiting for a bus, the daughter of the old lady was in a panic but we helped them out and after we did our bus arrived like straight away. It could have came while we were helping her but it didn't. I think we were rewarded for helping out the old lady. See you do nice things and you get rewarded.

04.12.2019 05:30:46
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
04.12.2019 05:37:04
supahbimbo

I have always wanted to help out and do charity work maybe voluntarily but there is so many charities out there all with great causes I can't decide. I was thinking maybe to do with mental health since I have some mental health problems but I also would love to help out the homeless too, however just giving homeless people money on the street doesn't do it for me because I don't know what they are going to do with that money and I don't want to help them make their lives worse if they use the money for cigarettes or alcohol, I rather buy them food to eat. 

Skin cancer would be my cancer charity of choice because the sun is everywhere and it's hard to stop burning, I used to go to the pool or beach with no shirt on but got badly burnt one time so now I always wear a shirt when swimming I don't care what others think it's my health I am thinking of and that's more important than looking like a dork. I hope Micahlynne when you wear bikinis you are covered in sun block sun screen or whatever you call it I don't want to see you burn and get skin cancer. Plus my mother had to have stuff in her skin cut out. I think she said she wasn't out when they cut it out and she could feel the pain of them cutting into her. Ouch.

04.12.2019 05:37:04
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.12.2019 00:18:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

i have been a 'tanner all my life'.     sun screen, is needed at high altitude.  Or even at sea level, next to bodies of water.
   Really, I hardly ever use it, once I have my 'base-tan'.  It is the sudden shock to the skin that causes problem's.
   All my life, I have tanned my skin, very genitally.  Starting in spring-time, and into full sun for 12 hour's a day.......... 
No sun protection.   I develop the perfect tan, over 100% of my body.......
  So much so,  the Mexican people, think I speak native Spanish, even though I'm actually German.
  It is so funny actually when that happen's very randomly, at stores.......
  The Mexican immigrant's, think I'm a goddess, because of my deep green eye's and blond natural hair........
    Then I speak back to them in Spanish, like a child of 3 year's old........
   I do try however,  and women appreciate the effort,  and giggle and want to touch my hair....   LOL
  The men,   well ........  they just want to have sex with me.........

05.12.2019 00:18:33
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.12.2019 00:26:24
supahbimbo

I wonder why we met and are chatting with each other. I seriously want to know. Because of you I am starting to not like heels as much and I appreciate things more and starting to like things like guns now because of you. You have really got me thinking about things too. 

05.12.2019 00:26:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.12.2019 00:44:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

You mean:    Thinking about REAL women?
  Surprise, we are all not just 'plastic Barbie doll's'?
  However this IS my Favorite song to 'swim to' or tan to,'  or have a 'nasty dance' in private with......

                In fact it is one of my most requested song's, by pervert's......... 
   Who would imagine,  men love 'Barbie-doll's' too?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
   I just play one on TV,  I AM, more than the SUM of my parts........

05.12.2019 00:44:03
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.12.2019 00:45:41
supahbimbo

Oh barbie girl one of the most annoying songs of all time. Not a bad song though to be honest. I mean seriously if I did stay with you I was thinking about it again and I would love to see you model all of your bikinis to me. If you want to that is.

05.12.2019 00:45:41
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.12.2019 00:53:09
HeavenLeighBimbo

Haha @^
    I would change bikinis over 6 time's in one evening, for guest's at MY- Parties........
      Victoria's Secret's,  knew advertising when they were sending me free clothing.........
   I wore the clothes well,  and often  only panties..............
   Who bought the item's?    Husband's, in a fantasy world to dress up wive's.
   They saw a model, in the real world.......   and had the cash to try to make their lives better with a 'gold-digger'.

05.12.2019 00:53:09
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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