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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 06:07:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

Stop it NOW....   Large people have feeling's too.
   I know heavy people,  and it often isn't a matter of just eating healthy,  but a matter of eating for comfort.........
   Some people just like being large, especially women who stay at home all day, with children......
  My daughter-in law is one of the 'large-women' in the world.  she is constantly eating, for no reason at all.
   Some women chew their nail's, other's cut themselves with razor-blades,  and the newest 'fashion' is facial piercing's.
  OMG  I've seen some of the most ridiculous facial piercing's ever.......
   A cute girl about 17, with a nose hoop,  that looked like mucus/snot, was draining, down her upper lip.
                                    Did she really think that was attractive?  and to WHO?
                                Besides the fact was she totally STUPID doing that to her own body?
    People ruin their bodies in every way shape and form.........   It's a fact of life to see,  and say NOTHING about it.
     

03.12.2019 06:07:55
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 06:10:24
supahbimbo

I'm sorry.  Please forgive me.

03.12.2019 06:10:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 06:21:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

I may be in the prime of my life,  but I also know how it feel's to be crippled.
   I have been in that bed too........
 Twice,  I got seriously injured, while doing my legit, job....
6 week's in hospital, give's a person a good perspective of how other people think.   I could move around and it was encouraged, for my healing........  so I visited with people who couldn't move.

  I forgive you Supra,  but you need to learn a little life skill, called empathy.
   Look the word up in the dictionary......   after reading it,    you will know me better.

03.12.2019 06:21:40
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 06:23:52
supahbimbo

Thank you. I mean some people can't help it and it sucks I wish I could help people in need. 

03.12.2019 06:23:52
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 06:40:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was very much into law enforcement, till I semi-retired.
  My day job, so to speak.  now just on call as a reservist, for very difficult situation's in the mountain's.
   I find it funny, that I am the only one still left with mountaineering skill's,  and the sheriffs office, cannot find a another trained 'acrobat on a rope', to hire.
Talking to injured people is sometime's the only thing I can do for them, first, till I survey the situation and come up with a plan to send more people down rope's, or call in helicopter support,  or the National Guard, if very serious.
   You called me a 'super-hero' in a private message, and yes, I do what any human can do, when properly motivated.....
   I talk...... to those who need to hear my voice..........

03.12.2019 06:40:10
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 06:41:48
supahbimbo

I need to hear the voice of you. Your amazing and one of a kind. If only others could see it.

03.12.2019 06:41:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 06:58:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

Maybe,  I am just YOUR dream Angel ?
Ever think about you, being so important to GOD, that he sent me to YOU ?
  I never question where I'm sent........   Then I found a wonderful man, who needs some training in life-skills.
  I love you,  I really do.
  What will you learn, from a slutty bitch?
 A woman who can get down in the sand and heat, and just play, without any complaint.
   No worries MATE   My hand smacking your a$$, from time to time, is just a loving KISS.

03.12.2019 06:58:01
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 07:00:02
supahbimbo

O.k. seriously now if I spent a month living with you what would you do with me?

03.12.2019 07:00:02
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 07:08:15
HeavenLeighBimbo

potty train you, FIRST.
  No man live's in my home without being 'house-broken' trained to pee properly, without splashing 'piss on my carpet's' or toilet seat.   I am obsessive compulsive, about people pissing in my home.   If I can pee in a toilet and it all goes into a toilet,  so can everyone else. 
                 If not,   Piss on a tree outside.  It doesn't bother me one bit, seeing a man pissing on a tree.

03.12.2019 07:08:15
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 07:09:36
supahbimbo

I have blatter problems so the tree it is. Seriously sometimes when I pee it leaks down like there's a second hole. 

03.12.2019 07:09:36

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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