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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 01:25:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

I pity children, who didn't have very dangerous REAL toy's.
  I learned how to cook,  by being a baby, and discovering, the stove was hot enough to burn my hand.
 Trial by error, in the real world, is a more powerful lesson,  than a 'reset-button' in a video game.
   It's just not the same, PAIN. of failure.

03.12.2019 01:25:34
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 01:30:15
supahbimbo

As a kid I played outside more than I did playing video games. I used to  collect snails and thought my fathers snail pellets were snail food. I used to climb trees and ride bikes with friends. So I had a decent childhood I guess you can say.

03.12.2019 01:30:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 01:44:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

Because my only exposure to Australian culture was through, documentary's and movie's.
 I want a tour on the 'out-back-train' running the entire circumference, of Australia, stopping in every 'piss poor town'   I want to meet the native 1st lander's, SO MUCH,  or be a mermaid....  or be a metal detector'st, for GOLD.
Australia to me IS the wild WEST, of cowboy's cattle and sheep.   I LOVE your 'road-train's' too and would give anything to drive one'   Three 54 foot trailer's and a gorgeous tractor, on a haul into the desert, to koli'in'ke'ahhhhhhh [ a made up name BTW}    It is my dream holiday to do freaking wild shit you call common every day 120' F in the shade BS.................
  Put on your 'flip flop's, and take me for a walk !!!!!!

03.12.2019 01:44:02
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 01:51:53
supahbimbo

I don't own any flip flops.

03.12.2019 01:51:53
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 01:52:33
supahbimbo

Why don't you wear some flip flops with a small wedge no higher than 3 inches?

03.12.2019 01:52:33
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 03:04:55
supahbimbo

Micahlynne you will do as I say. I am being generous, it's not like I am making you wear giant ass platform heels.

03.12.2019 03:04:55
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 03:27:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm already a typical well fed, and healthy American.  3 inches?   in a shoe? 
                 Do you realize that barefooted I am taller than most men?
   Standing next to 95% of men, I can spit on them and tell them that it is raining........
   There is a reason tall women get modeling contract's....   They can be used to fool a camera's lens, and perspective of distance.
    No heel's required for me. 
                   I would be intimidating enough to satisfy all your desire's, purely naked.........

03.12.2019 03:27:39
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 03:29:15
supahbimbo

Oh come on... well I tried nothing more I can do except force you to wear heels. But we all know how that would end.

03.12.2019 03:29:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 04:05:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

You sent this to me in a private message,  but I I have a public reply....
 Is it possible?
  I would say YES, because in college, in the dorm's quad area,  we played a game, with a miniature ball.
  OK  soccer ball/football/ the same principles applied to those sport's as what we would do as student's
           We called it a 'hacky-sak'.   The goal of the game was to never let the ball touch the ground,  and if you are at fault,   everyone else got a drink of your beer.  If someone kicked the ball between your leg's, you had to have sex with them or buy a six-pack of beer for everyone......   I went to a total PARTY SCHOOL in the 1980's.......
   Any-how.....  I learned to kick very small object's tossed at me with pin-point accuracy.
                    Yes I could do what is depicted in the posted GIF.   seriously,  To me that would be like kicking a stick of chalk.
Making a 'footballer' land on it, with his head.

03.12.2019 04:05:33
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 04:14:43
supahbimbo

Damn everyday you day something that makes you even more amazing.

03.12.2019 04:14:43

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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