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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 09:07:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/01/materials-for-london-bridge-attack-maybe-obtained-day-before
  Such stories,  are so amusing to'fire-arm' licence carrying, American's.
  There is a reason my city is safe from people with a religious 'will' to kill.
  They might be shot, from 4 different direction's.

   What I found funny, is the 'Chef, who stopped the attack',  was using a knife made from an endangered species. A Narwhal-tusk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal   Brilliant !!!!!! absolutely BRILLIANT ! *****
A barbarian weapon, used to slay a Barbarian in the 21st century.
  Put that in your Poki-mon deck and shuffle it.   OMG   
                 I loved a happy story, of such ingenuity, and bravery.
   I didn't like how the government FAILED so EPIC, 
                but....  that is English Politic's and so...  It is always a joke unto itself......
    Give a criminal freedom, and they terrorize the population...
                        What can go wrong with THAT?
 Give them some more HUGGGGG$$$$$$$$


02.12.2019 09:07:20
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 09:09:31
supahbimbo

That's true and if you don't stop it now the country is going to get worse. I feel sorry for the innocent people who have to put up with it.

02.12.2019 09:09:31
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 09:21:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

My son convinced me I need this weapon,  Ironically made in Australia, for Christmas.
Image result for 10 mm glock   I'm not sure how long I want the barrel, so I included all the different variation's in the photo. 10mm, Is good enough to crack an Engine Block of a car.
Thus rendering it totally useless.  A tiny little pistol   Hahahahaaaaaa.   
                     A bit better than a narwhal tusk to say the least.    muhahahahaha
   After handling my son's weapon from Australia,  I must say,  I'm in love with IT !!!!!!!

02.12.2019 09:21:39
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 09:23:30
supahbimbo

I say go for whatever barrel makes the gun the most powerful. The more power the better.

02.12.2019 09:23:30
supahbimbo
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Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 09:26:19
supahbimbo

If I had a gun for protection I want a gun that could blow a hole in a person just to feel safe. 

02.12.2019 09:26:19
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 09:28:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

The one I have shot,  is the bottom right of this picture..... Image result for 10 mm glock
  My youngest son uses it as his concealed weapon  of choice.  He is also licenced, and his licence is even better than mine.
Multi-State, almost anywhere in America.   I'm such a proud mommy, can you TELL?

02.12.2019 09:28:27
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 09:29:46
supahbimbo

Let me guess he has no license for California? I bet California will be the first state to ban guns.

02.12.2019 09:29:46
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 09:43:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

You haven't shot firearm's in the wild west of anywhere, is what I can say, about your experience with them..
   Not meaning an offence or anything.......
   |Firearms to a man, is like dancing to a girl.]   \Some thing's are taught at a very young age, to be comfortable with./
   I fired my first bullet at the age of 4.
  Paper target's.   In high-school at the age of 14  I earned prize medals in nationally recognized competition's.
  I earned a leather High-school leather-'man's jacket, from the school, being a competitive sport's 'man' in shooting.
   In my youth  there was no distinction for female's.  I earned my high-school awards by competing with boy's of the same age as ME, a girl.    Yes, my award's say 'Mark's Man, 1st class'.   I certainly wasn't offended by IT, ether......   
  I was fuckin' proud  I did it, and did better than my class-mates.
   That jacket and medals are still in my closet to this day.   The ugliest color's and   so large, it never fit my body, and only wore it for the awards ceremony's, because I HAD TO.    Still a very prized possession to me, none the less.

02.12.2019 09:43:03
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 09:57:24
supahbimbo

I don't see how shooting a gun makes a difference depending on gender. It's not about strength or speed it's about coordination. So it should be an even playing field.

How good are you at shooting a moving target?

02.12.2019 09:57:24
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 10:03:44
supahbimbo

I'm currently playing a video game where it's open world and you have stats and skills. Currently my character is an unarmed brawler but you are making me consider starting again but as a shooter. 

02.12.2019 10:03:44

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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