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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 17:58:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

I like having a city close by, too. 200 mile's away, is just about perfect.   It still isn't the same sort of city, I remember as a teen-aged girl.  It changed over time, and not for the best.  Places I used to go, are now parking lot's.  Home's my grandparent's lived in are now slums, and ghetto's.  The shopping mall's are still there, but largely avoided in favor of ''chain-store's" selling junk from China.  Yeah, it isn't even worth the gas money to drive to the city anymore for me.  I can't think of a single reason too, and I really tried to think of something positive to say about the closest big city to me.  Epic Fail.
              I can't think of a single positive thing about the city I once was excited to go to.   
  It sort of make's me want to cry, that I couldn't.

02.12.2019 17:58:54
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 22:58:57
supahbimbo

I have always said as long as I got shops to buy everything I need I could live there even a small country town. Oh and I need internet too lol.

02.12.2019 22:58:57
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 23:24:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

i actually have a 'super-high speed fiber-optics system available to me'.  A test program for the people, where I live.
 Ultra high 'upload speeds'. But already the download speeds are just fine for streaming 'ultra high' definition movie's, with no streaming problems at all.
   There is no problem to fix, in all reality for me.
  What do I need to 'up-load' as fast as a movie-download'?
  hummmm.   I'm not streaming live porn movies, of myself to the internet. Nor am I interested in doing that.
  Who needs super high upload feed across fiber-optic's?
 Computer-geek's who just are trying to do better, in the job they do.
  Even my flight simulator, when flying with a person from Australia on the internet, half a world away, has a time delay of just 1 second......  current internet service is just fine in all reality. already my internet operates at the speed of light.
  Up-loading WHAT?  That is the real question........  WHY and what for?
  My up-load speeds are already good enough to live stream anything I send out on the internet.  in fact :
My stupid internet providers, say I need to up-grade my service every week,  when nothing is wrong with it.
  I'm not a fool who thinks a bigger number, is automatically better for the low cost of XXX.
  If it work's don't fix it, is sort of my motto.
  what do I UP-LOAD?  NOTHING THAT CAN'T TAKE AN HOUR... 
           My shit on a toilet, isn't that important for me, to pay a fee of 125.00 USD to stream live, to anyone.
  That is how silly, I think people involved in internet tech, really are.


02.12.2019 23:24:38
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 23:35:20
supahbimbo

True that the only reason for faster internet is for downloading. My internet speeds are high but not too high. We used to have crappy internet that went slow if more than one person was using it but since we upgraded it doesn't happen anymore which is awesome.

02.12.2019 23:35:20
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 23:40:16
supahbimbo

I created a new game on fallout new Vegas and it's going to be a postol/one  handed gun build and it's all thanks to you Michalynne. Don't tell anyone but I kinda like guns now shhh.

02.12.2019 23:40:16
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 23:47:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

I could tell you a story of 'internet progress' actually........

  I was friend's with the inventor of 'voice-over-internet protocol'.
  A strange story of how two very different people meet.
VOP was, and is the standard for Skype, and other voice communication via the internet.
  How was it made?   
  The inventor, wanted to hear my voice.   No joke.  We used to fly, in the sim-world, and he decided that the player's needed a form of communication, and wrote a computer-script, and program to DO IT.
  The first version's were basically like using a 'walk'i- talk'y. 
 I loved it !!!!   Of course as you now see,  The inventor doesn't fly on-line anymore.........
   He is wealthy beyond imagination.
  I love inspiring new Ideas in other people.    That's all,  and nothing less.

02.12.2019 23:47:13
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.12.2019 23:48:23
supahbimbo

Wow sounds great. 

02.12.2019 23:48:23
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.12.2019 23:58:15
HeavenLeighBimbo

supahbimbo wrote:
I created a new game on fallout new Vegas and it's going to be a postol/one  handed gun build and it's all thanks to you Michalynne. Don't tell anyone but I kinda like guns now shhh.
Give me a few minute's to get my shotgun out, and search it on the internet for photo........
  Believe me,  it is a little girls gun !!!!   Right at the edge of being legal in America.   
            1 mm shorter and it would be considered a 'Sawed-off Shot-gun'.   Mine is just Perfect to be legal, but ultra-deadly !!!!!!

02.12.2019 23:58:15
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.12.2019 00:00:15
supahbimbo

I'm into pistols and one handed guns over big rifles and shotguns. I love to know something that is small can be so deadly.

03.12.2019 00:00:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.12.2019 00:08:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

Image result for braztech 410 shotgun
 Mine is the top photo.......
  The scale of it is very deceptive.
   Being a grown woman,  I can't put 'butt' on my shoulder.
  It has to be fired as a pistol, one handed.
   It is like firing a 45 caliber bullet from any common pistol, except it Kick's upwards like a pissed off mule.......
  The bullet's come in many flavors too.   YUMMY !!!!!!

03.12.2019 00:08:42
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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