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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
12.02.2020 00:55:30
HeavenLeighBimbo

Don't worry ,I will do the dishes.   Image result for bad girl with gun gif

12.02.2020 00:55:30
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
12.02.2020 00:58:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm being tugged in 3 different way's .  Am I your Flexi-Barbie doll, naked for all to see?
  It feel like that, as I fall onto my bed.
  Good night.   My brain is toasted.

12.02.2020 00:58:20
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
12.02.2020 01:27:46
supahbimbo

Goodnight

12.02.2020 01:27:46
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
13.02.2020 01:32:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

Have I ever told you what a 'Documentary' Junkie, I am.    Me and airplane's.........   
    I hate watching show's based on crash report's, when I read the offical file's . First.
    This episode is  just about 4 deaths,  but still.   They included the voice's of the dead as offical 'Tower communication' to the DOOMED people.      It really disturbs me to listen to the voice's of people in this sort of situation.
            Moment's from Death,  and they had no clue what was going to happen.
  Being a pilot myself, such thing's really cause an emotional reaction in me.    The voice's of the dead, sounding so calm.
  I nearly crashed an airplane too,  twice.

13.02.2020 01:32:49
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
13.02.2020 02:37:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Humans are much more fun than Venusians because they are stupid and I have discovered stupids are fun
 a flash essay;

They have no advanced space travel.
  >lead's to pollution
  >accidents
  >waste of time


   
Turns out... "waste of time" is subjective... Mom and dad, would call my quest to divinity A waste.
Untrue, for them, waste, for me vítal. They think it is a waste because they think it isn't fun... for me it is fun, thus not a waste.

So yes, hooman's are DUMB, they put value in societal values which are not their personal values, and they end up pretending to think and believe in one thing but acting completely dífferen't, because of this. They are too prímítíve still to live by individual values and because of this they lie (and not very well I must say) and get caught and this causes a phenomenan kown as drámá, and that is



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I'm just saying... you need advanced space travel. This has totally nothing to do with my spaceship being kaput and me being hungover and's homesick.



In loving memory of jk u wish I was död completely present and live still
~ Helvetin Venus, Prince and Princess of Venus, still legal heir to the throne (f u mom and dad, u can't non-heir me and it's ur own damn fault for signing that contract :p)




13.02.2020 02:37:17
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
13.02.2020 02:42:49
supahbimbo

Hahaha planes are scary but space ships are even scarier.

13.02.2020 02:42:49
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
13.02.2020 02:47:48
AlienPrinceFromVenus

supahbimbo wrote:
Hahaha planes are scary but space ships are even scarier.
Planes terrify me too, they are not nearly as safe as space ships, but it is understandable. You have not yet harnessed the power of Kirby engines, which are sparked by belief. In other words, they run on teenage delusions

13.02.2020 02:47:48
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
13.02.2020 02:58:28
supahbimbo

Do you wear heels in space I mean is it possible for a space suit to be made with high heels on your feet?

13.02.2020 02:58:28
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
13.02.2020 03:08:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

supahbimbo wrote:
Do you wear heels in space I mean is it possible for a space suit to be made with high heels on your feet?
Of course! It is also healthier, seeing as you spend most of your time in a spacesuit without gravitation.

13.02.2020 03:08:03
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
13.02.2020 03:10:25
supahbimbo

Awesome do you have special heels you wear in space?

13.02.2020 03:10:25

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

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The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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