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supahbimbo
Level 55
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
18.02.2020 07:11:02
supahbimbo

*walks into the pub with her huge boobs showing in a tiny bikini and platform heels. She slowly walks to the bar and flirts with the bartender who gives her a free drink.* I love to flirt to get free stuff. Guys can't resist my slutty bimbo charm.

18.02.2020 07:11:02
jamie fae
Level 82
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
19.02.2020 23:32:14
jamie fae

Does (R.I.P.) after a bimbo's name mean that they have been kicked out of Bimboland?

19.02.2020 23:32:14
Ulvhild
Level 200
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Posts: 5272
Secville
19.02.2020 23:49:47
Ulvhild

jamie fae wrote:
Does (R.I.P.) after a bimbo's name mean that they have been kicked out of Bimboland?
It means that they have deleted their account.

19.02.2020 23:49:47
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
20.02.2020 23:54:15
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Observations of an alien culture part X-012;
   HoMoPhObIa


One of the most surprising thing's about earthlings, I've found to be, is their dioecious nature. They reproduce allogameously, rather than via reproductive cloning.
  This has lead to humans developing a largely binary gender percepchion, with a relatively small but rapidly growing amount of abbreviating individuals, who are reaching more complex levels of thinking and moving away from the binaries.

It is natural, of course, that a species with two sexes would develop a binary gender perception first. Interestingly with this binary gender perception the species has developed some incredibly narrowminded societal norms, especially for the level of societal intelligence they have reached. It turns out that with multiple genders a phenomena known as "sexuality" has also developed. It refers to how humans of a certain gender are attracted to other genders. They also have asexuality! Nice to find something in common between our species. 

Anyway, I have found that in human societies certain sexualities are valued more than others. Generally speaking, heterosexuality (humans interested in their opposite gender) is universally accepted. Homosexuality (humans interested in the same gender), varyingly is not. This is known as homophobia. Bisexuals and pansexuals (humans interested in multiple genders) have some unique challenges (biphobia, panphobia (distinction; bisexuals attracted to multiple genders, pansexuals attracted to all genders - alternatively in spite of gender)). Where homosexuality is not accepted mainly based on reproductive concerns (note to self - speculation. Assumption requires further research, possible problem; homophobia inherently irrational?), bis and pans are also questioned by their oppressed peers (based on loyalty? Interest in other gender than own seen as betrayal? A fear born out of limited numbers perhaps? Hurts community in the long term.)

Log incomplete. Further research required.

  
  Further research possibly impossible to complete due to apparent irrationality of subjects. Solution: get back to doing what you know best, throwing parties where and when you shouldn't.

Signed: My-brain-is-hurting Helvetin Venus, still the first diety of Bimboland's, still kicked out of I mean ran away from home <3


20.02.2020 23:54:15
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.02.2020 00:52:23
supahbimbo

Interesting read Helvetin. I wouldn't bother about people who are homophobes and stuff just ignore them they are just people you don't want to deal with. I mean if you want to it's up to you but I don't think I would want to hang around those people, unless they keep their opinions to themselves then I could hang around them sometimes I guess.

21.02.2020 00:52:23
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
21.02.2020 00:56:11
AlienPrinceFromVenus

supahbimbo wrote:
Interesting read Helvetin. I wouldn't bother about people who are homophobes and stuff just ignore them they are just people you don't want to deal with. I mean if you want to it's up to you but I don't think I would want to hang around those people, unless they keep their opinions to themselves then I could hang around them sometimes I guess.
It is true, that the most efficient way to deal with these people is to ignore them. Which is why I'm blowing off steam here, rather in the dms of homophobes and other pricks, wasting my time. Personally once I know someone has these hateful opinions I tend to cut off ties because, again, just wasting my time there.

21.02.2020 00:56:11
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.02.2020 01:04:24
supahbimbo

I don't get why some people hate gays so much like mind your own business and live your own life and let others live how they like like seriously why make others miserable just so you can be happy.

21.02.2020 01:04:24
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
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Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
21.02.2020 04:18:30
Cum_Dumpster

I actually just had a very interesting conversation with my father tonight about the subject of gay marriage. He said that he didn't care about the gay people involved if they were gay and wanted to get married, but he said the reason why he wasn't sure it was a good idea was because if they were allowed to claim government benefits afforded to two people united by marriage, that it would basically be open season on social security because, in his mind ANY two people could then get married and claim benefits. He didn't seem to understand that this has pretty much ALWAYS been the case, ANY man and ANY woman can get married for ANY reason and claim benefits, and somehow(lol) our country wasn't utterly decimated. But he couldn't quite wrap his mind around the idea that things really won't change too much by extending the same freedoms to gay couples.

21.02.2020 04:18:30
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
21.02.2020 04:25:44
supahbimbo

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
I actually just had a very interesting conversation with my father tonight about the subject of gay marriage. He said that he didn't care about the gay people involved if they were gay and wanted to get married, but he said the reason why he wasn't sure it was a good idea was because if they were allowed to claim government benefits afforded to two people united by marriage, that it would basically be open season on social security because, in his mind ANY two people could then get married and claim benefits. He didn't seem to understand that this has pretty much ALWAYS been the case, ANY man and ANY woman can get married for ANY reason and claim benefits, and somehow(lol) our country wasn't utterly decimated. But he couldn't quite wrap his mind around the idea that things really won't change too much by extending the same freedoms to gay couples.

That's true. 

21.02.2020 04:25:44
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
21.02.2020 06:23:06
Juggalo Rights

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
I actually just had a very interesting conversation with my father tonight about the subject of gay marriage. He said that he didn't care about the gay people involved if they were gay and wanted to get married, but he said the reason why he wasn't sure it was a good idea was because if they were allowed to claim government benefits afforded to two people united by marriage, that it would basically be open season on social security because, in his mind ANY two people could then get married and claim benefits. He didn't seem to understand that this has pretty much ALWAYS been the case, ANY man and ANY woman can get married for ANY reason and claim benefits, and somehow(lol) our country wasn't utterly decimated. But he couldn't quite wrap his mind around the idea that things really won't change too much by extending the same freedoms to gay couples.
social security and benefits are like.... the top reasons why we pushed for gay marriage to be legalized, aside from the inherent inequality. and its not like people (including gay people) werent already exploiting that

21.02.2020 06:23:06
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The Town Square.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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