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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.02.2020 02:29:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

You can't tempt a Circus performer..  There is a huge back-story to this dancer's resume' .
  I adore her, for this natural talent she has...... Wealth and toy's and show, are just 'Prop's'.
  When she dances,  she is the universe.
  Her introduction's, BE-WITCHED ME.
  I am now under the 'mind spell' of wanting to Dress her up EVERY day, as a Bimbo.

26.02.2020 02:29:29
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
26.02.2020 02:32:46
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I do not understand you earthlings' need to restrict yourselves
  With the monogamous expectations of a heteronormative purist Christian influenced society.

At. All.

Desire a married woman? Why not,
 >Ask politely if she is intrested in sexual intercourse with you?
 >She could simply discuss the matter with her husband if she is intrested.
  >Love means choosing to accommodate and understand another person (and to pummel your enemies to bloody paste together <3). Not everyone has the emotional qualities that let one be comfortable with a partner who is in sexual or romantic relationships with others, but such things should be discussed when considering long term partnerships, in order to create a healthy relationship. It is recommended to discuss boundaries in all relationships regularly.



<3

<3

<3

<3

<3

Signed;frustratingly - Ur local alien prince Helvetin Venus, the only Diety of Bimboland's, total Babe and Badass. 

26.02.2020 02:32:46
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
26.02.2020 03:48:56
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
jamie fae wrote: 
How do you access their lists?

 

Thank you very much  AlienPrinceFromVenus!!!! I never noticed that before.

26.02.2020 03:48:56
Sisera but with activated almonds
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5017
Reputation: 3142
Posts: 14
Atheista
26.02.2020 09:06:58
Sisera but with activated almonds

i will never get back the sheer euphoria of listening to numa numa for the first time in a mario flash game

26.02.2020 09:06:58

supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
26.02.2020 09:07:51
supahbimbo

Sisera but with activated almonds wrote:
i will never get back the sheer euphoria of listening to numa numa for the first time in a mario flash game
Lol that's funny.


26.02.2020 09:07:51
Sisera but with activated almonds
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5017
Reputation: 3142
Posts: 14
Atheista
26.02.2020 09:16:29
Sisera but with activated almonds

when i was like .. maybe 7? my parents made the mistake of giving me a computer for the first time. every single day i would google "mario game" and then i would find a flash game website that was, in fact, called "mario flash games". i learned what a flash game was so my search term changed to "mario flash game" even though i didnt know what flash really was, i just knew that if i wanted games on the computer i would search flash. i was not very good at video games because i was 7 and also my eyesight was bad and also i wasnt like. as "literate" in the conventions of video games.. but there was one fucking game i played every single day and it was a flash game i dont remember the name of with numa numa playing in the background constantly. i remember listening to the original numa numa meme (not dragostea din tei) several years later as a preteen and crying. those were great times

26.02.2020 09:16:29

supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
26.02.2020 09:21:24
supahbimbo

Sisera but with activated almonds wrote:
when i was like .. maybe 7? my parents made the mistake of giving me a computer for the first time. every single day i would google "mario game" and then i would find a flash game website that was, in fact, called "mario flash games". i learned what a flash game was so my search term changed to "mario flash game" even though i didnt know what flash really was, i just knew that if i wanted games on the computer i would search flash. i was not very good at video games because i was 7 and also my eyesight was bad and also i wasnt like. as "literate" in the conventions of video games.. but there was one fucking game i played every single day and it was a flash game i dont remember the name of with numa numa playing in the background constantly. i remember listening to the original numa numa meme (not dragostea din tei) several years later as a preteen and crying. those were great times
Yeah sometimes I think back to when I was a kid and the fun times I had and feel sad because as much as I like life now I think when I was a kid was more fun. Like playing Nintendo 64 was so much fun. Playing with my friends climbing trees not having any fear for my life (now I am too scared to climb a tree) So much better. Even some T.V shows were better too. I even liked primary school. I sometimes wish I could go back in time and live life again as a kid even though I don't care for kids all that much.


26.02.2020 09:21:24
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
26.02.2020 20:29:07
jamie fae

supahbimbo wrote:
Sisera but with activated almonds wrote:
i will never get back the sheer euphoria of listening to numa numa for the first time in a mario flash game
Lol that's funny.

I don't get it!

26.02.2020 20:29:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.02.2020 00:33:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

Not much to get, in a flash game...
      People inventing: Fire for the first time, maybe?

  Like Love.    
   I'm lost today, because of several factor's......  It's such a Bimbo-situation too.........  Alien to me, as well.
  My love life, has taken a spin, into very confusing territory's .......
  Like God asking me, to be the perfect whore... ?  [would you do it?]  What is the reward ?
  How much would you cost, to be an actress?  To Be with someone, with pure love for their well-being.
Treacherous and manipulating and out-right dirty,, = Causing a husband such distress as to leave his marriage vows, intact, by not losing his BALLS in the process.  His wife needs a Whore like me right now.   Is that so bad?

  She needs a distraction,  not a panting Beast of obligation's and commonality.

   "Good God where is that 'cutey', serving drinks?"
  I am actively involved in 'wreaking a marriage.'
    How many will that be, now?

27.02.2020 00:33:45
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
27.02.2020 00:45:12
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Not much to get, in a flash game...
      People inventing: Fire for the first time, maybe?

  Like Love.    
   I'm lost today, because of several factor's......  It's such a Bimbo-situation too.........  Alien to me, as well.
  My love life, has taken a spin, into very confusing territory's .......
  Like God asking me, to be the perfect whore... ?  [would you do it?]  What is the reward ?
  How much would you cost, to be an actress?  To Be with someone, with pure love for their well-being.
Treacherous and manipulating and out-right dirty,, = Causing a husband such distress as to leave his marriage vows, intact, by not losing his BALLS in the process.  His wife needs a Whore like me right now.   Is that so bad?

  She needs a distraction,  not a panting Beast of obligation's and commonality.

   "Good God where is that 'cutey', serving drinks?"
  I am actively involved in 'wreaking a marriage.'
    How many will that be, now?
I meant that I don't get why supahbimbo though what you said was funny.

27.02.2020 00:45:12

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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