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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.01.2020 10:20:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

Personally I want to buy a airplane flight,  book a TAXI driver in a UTE, buy a metal detector
       and get lost in the BUSH with a BOGAN...... 
                     I can carry a lot of Gold in my panties !!!!!!
  Kicking Rock's and reading the LAND,  is second nature to me.

05.01.2020 10:20:38
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.01.2020 13:32:46
supahbimbo

Do it what is stopping you hun?

05.01.2020 13:32:46
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.01.2020 20:21:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

My life is a total absurdity !
   It is ironic how just as thing's seem to going to my plan,  The weather, takes a turn for the worse.  A full on Blizzard has take hold of the city again, exactly 1 day after travel became possible.   My day off work.   At least my car is safe and sound at home, instead of stuck in a ditch,   but.....   suddenly I find myself thrust back into the 1500's........ with the internet.

     There is no way for me, to report for duty tonight, unless I walk, in a blinding blizzard of snow.  I wish this was an embellishment or exaggeration,  but it is a pure fact, as I watch the world turn completely white in snow, before my eye's.   
Global warming for some,  a NEW ICE-AGE for some other's.,   This is a wild experience in life. 
         One, I'm sort of glad to be having, actually.   How dull is having a life, set by common routine's?
   My survival skills, will come in handy at 11 PM tonight..... 
            I will report for duty, or be frozen to death or run over by a truck that is out of control.
   I wish my life in a 24 hour period didn't have to be summed up in this manner,  but it is what it is.
   I may be dead in the next 24 hour's......
   I lived very well, and had adventures few ever can dream of having.
   Wish me well, and LIVE well too.
   I wish someone, would have brought me a Horse as a gift, for Christmas.... 
                A good 'Mare', sure would have been very handy since the first of 2020.

05.01.2020 20:21:23
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.01.2020 21:02:12
supahbimbo

You are not going to die. Don't talk like that.

05.01.2020 21:02:12
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.01.2020 01:44:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

Well No, I must admit, I may not die tonight, unless it is due to an accident....
   I'm better than that. 
 GOD doesn't want me,  and HELL is afraid of ME.  Only the good die young. 
 
The rest are made to suffer a very wicked world.  To learn something, only personalized for their souls ......
  The gift of LIFE.   What that is?
             Is something only GOD Knows, what you need to learn.  Perhaps.
   I would hate to be an Atheist tonight......   My fate is purely in God's hands..............

06.01.2020 01:44:32
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.01.2020 02:04:28
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had a moment of 'clarity' today.....   watching a beautiful movie .....   Anne with an E.
  It could be my LIFE STORY, just set in a different time and place.  <-[linked to You Tube.]
   OMG   Hallowed be thy name.......    I was that little girl.   season 3 episode 3,   totally broke my heart......
  My emotion's got the better of me.   My mother DIED. 
                           and suddenly I too, was an orphan......
   Some movies totally speak to me, as if from a grave..............
  Though I walk through the shadow of death,  I will fear no evil..........

06.01.2020 02:04:28
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.01.2020 02:06:01
supahbimbo

Fear is what stops you from living life the way you want. If you just don't let fear get to you then anything is possible.

06.01.2020 02:06:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.01.2020 01:07:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I took my car out to go to a store,  and once again STUCK, a 'football fields', length from my house.
     OMG   I'm giving up on a normal life till spring.

07.01.2020 01:07:19
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
07.01.2020 01:11:54
supahbimbo

You need a holiday. Let me see something. 

https://www.google.com/flights?newwindow=1&lite=0#flt=IDA./m/0mgp.2020-01-23*/m/0mgp.IDA.2020-01-27;c:AUD;e:1;sd:1;t:f

Not cheap and a few stops but you could come to Adelaide for a couple months. Just stay away from the Adelaide Hills because there might still be some bushfires burning. 

07.01.2020 01:11:54
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.01.2020 10:14:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Funny.  I just found a flight,  MUCH less expencive... 
5:00pm - 9:00am +2Flight spans 2 days
 Virgin Australia
Departure airport:SLC - LAX - MEL Arrival airport:- ADL
Virgin Australia 6697 operated by Delta, Virgin Australia 24 operated by Virgin Aust Intl
$1,125
roundtrip

  Much less expensive than I thought, actually.   Of course my quote is in USD,  but whatever the exchange rate is,  A$2,746 seems OUTRAGEOUS to me.   Your money can't be valued  that bad, compared to mine by too much.   Exchange rate's are very funny like that though.....
   I most likely would never want to return home, if I stepped foot in Australia.
   However I don't have a passport currently so add 6 weeks to get that,  and......   Haha....   I never planned on leaving to go anywhere any more.   When you live already in one of the top ten holiday destination's in the world,  it seems sort of silly to leave it.  Yet Australia does has a certain allure and charm,  that I always have dreamed of seeing for myself. 
   I want to take a train tour.   8 day's $3855 A
 


07.01.2020 10:14:18
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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