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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.12.2019 07:02:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

"They sharpen to the point of razor blades."
  Be prepared to find yourself covered in CUT's every time you wake up from sleep.
   My nails are natural and not fake,  but even I find new scratches on my body, and bloody sheet's.
                     ( not even on a menstrual cycle.)
  I slash myself, in sleep often.  My hand's just naturally become very deadly weapons. 
       I should really sleep with sock's on my hand's,  but that just feels childish to me.
   But it is what it is....   I just got a paper cut.......   LOL

   My reaction,  is to wear socks on your hands.

31.12.2019 07:02:59
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.12.2019 07:15:17
supahbimbo

Why don't you unsharpen your nails then? Wouldn't that be easier?

31.12.2019 07:15:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.12.2019 09:45:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

I do blunt my nails,  but my job naturally sharpens them every time I touch leather.   
   It is an occupational hazard, I guess you could say.   It is hard to explain in detail, because even I don't know why.
   I brush my hand's up against a leather belt very frequently.   That is my best guess why.......
   My nails get so sharp that they tend to break off, before they even have a chance to grow very long......
   Sort of like a cat's claws are sharpened by ripping up carpet, and furniture or trees.
  I just file down the 'un-even' break's, that are harmful to myself and anyone I touch.   
Nail polish for me,  is actually SAFETY polish for other people.

31.12.2019 09:45:10
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.12.2019 09:49:17
supahbimbo

You need a good manicure. Treat yourself.

31.12.2019 09:49:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.12.2019 09:58:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am better than a paid manicurist.   You forget,  I am a trained cosmetologist,  by my mother. 
 A licenced and accredited, beauty school teacher at the only beauty school, in a major city of Reno, Nevada USA
                 . A professional beauty school teacher during my entire childhood.  
                  Paying for something I can do better, is a bit silly in my opinion.  I was doing manicures by the age of 8.

31.12.2019 09:58:13
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.12.2019 09:59:11
supahbimbo

That's great to hear. Do your own nails then and make them look beautiful.

31.12.2019 09:59:11
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.12.2019 13:01:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

Well of course no good day off, can go by without some sort of drama in my life.........
   How should I put this: 
                 I had to kick a man out of my home tonight at gun point.
  An unexpected past friend/ ex- husband of a dear friend of mine., lost in a haze of Drug's, seeking a warm place.
   He started making me so nervous,  that I got my service weapon and put it in my lap right in front of him.   
Holding the trigger,  and could have shot him dead in less than a second.   He noticed,  It was armed and pointed at him,
              and he didn't try attacking me,  but WHY does a 'METHED-OUT' man come to a woman's home uninvited at 5 AM?
   I was SERIOUSLY worried for my own well being.    I didn't shoot him,  but it might have been a good thing if I had,
             For the world in general. 
                               He left my home knowing he was about to be DEAD in less than 1 second,
                           of 9 mm lead poisoning.

31.12.2019 13:01:20
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.12.2019 13:28:48
supahbimbo

At least you have protection for situations like this. That's horrible.

31.12.2019 13:28:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.12.2019 19:53:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was really surprised that Jeremy pulled that sort of thing on me.  He used to be actually a decent man when he was married to my best friend.  A mechanical genius.  He use to fix boat, snow machine, and motorcycle, engines.  Now just a homeless bum.  Who made me so nervous that I felt I needed to be armed.
   This is a very sad commentary on what drug's do to people.   Prescription drug's too.  That is why his marriage failed.  He just loved his pills that he didn't really need,  but would obtain them anyways, from anywhere.  Now it seems he is taking anything he can find on the street's.   The man has aged so badly too.  Barely recognizable from the man I once knew, just 3 year's ago. 
                        It is just so sad to see people who throw their entire lives away for a little tiny pill.

31.12.2019 19:53:36
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
31.12.2019 22:08:17
supahbimbo

I would never take drugs ever, drugs are horrible.

31.12.2019 22:08:17

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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