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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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SmartSlut
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6338
Reputation: 4973
Posts: 72
Antitheocra
25.12.2019 01:41:15
SmartSlut

How’s everyone else’s Christmas/Christmas eve going? I’m bent over a toilet right now. I haven’t even had any alcohol.

25.12.2019 01:41:15
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
25.12.2019 01:46:56
supahbimbo

Going great so far. Might get the house to myself later so that would be a great present.

25.12.2019 01:46:56
SmartSlut
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6338
Reputation: 4973
Posts: 72
Antitheocra
25.12.2019 02:11:07
SmartSlut

Ugh if only I could be that lucky

25.12.2019 02:11:07
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.12.2019 02:19:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

SmartSlut wrote:
How’s everyone else’s Christmas/Christmas eve going? I’m bent over a toilet right now. I haven’t even had any alcohol.
Heavenleigh writes:
   I never know how to vote for a comment like that.    Glad you posted it,  but sad your going through it.   Because I had my Christmas party with my son's on Saturday,  I am all alone right now.   They are with their respective wive's, mother's and father's now.  It is actually a moment where, as a widow I feel the most lonely.   The curse of having male children I suppose .   They must respect their wive's family too.   
So   I just suck up my tear's and watch a fireplace burn on You tube,  and have scented candles burning.   Oil lamps are actually heating my house up to such a temperature,  I'm wearing a 'Christmas style skirt', and nothing else.   It smells so wonderful  and It is a very peaceful sound in my home.   So quiet in fact, it feels surreal.
   For some reason, I am at peace like this. 
  Christmas Eve was always a very miserable day/night when I was a Child.  My mother's husband made sure I never forgot it too....
I was the illegitimate child and product of an affair my mother had.   So I was never given gift's by anyone, except my mother.
  Can you imagine a 6 year old little girl who refused to even come out from under her bed for Christmas.   That was ME.  Watching 4 brother's and sister's with fun-gift's,  and Me with a hand-made rag doll, and a few pair's of panties and sock's,  didn't exactly make me feel very loved.  I just tried to stop the emotional hurt, by hiding away as best I could when the family celebration's started.  Even at 6 year's old the idea of a Santa-Clause, was shattered in the reality he must have hated a very sweet and respectful, little girl.   Literally threatened with a leather belt whipping, to stop crying, for a family picture while being dragged by my ankle's, into the living room.   Christmas Eve is when I am at my lowest emotional point all year.

   I made very good Christmas times for my son's,  but in my heart I was just being an actress, totally 'faking' my way through a very painful day. They grew up happy and loved, by my shear will, spirit and talent.  I 'BROKE the cycle of abuse, for my son's and their family's, by being an actress.'
        [However] >         Emotionally I'm a total basket case.    It is best that,  I just use this time to grieve, as an orphan only can.

25.12.2019 02:19:58
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
25.12.2019 05:07:03
supahbimbo

That's sad. I feel sorry for you Micahlynne.

25.12.2019 05:07:03
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.12.2019 05:19:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

  Don't be....  If my child hood wasn't so difficult;  Do you really think I would have grown up to be a total 'Bitch of a woman'?
    Human's thrive, when faced with severe challenges to over-come.   I had to battle my 'Feeling's' and see a 'bigger picture'  than just myself,  when I had children of my own.    It was that pain in life, that made me into the woman I am today.

25.12.2019 05:19:58
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
25.12.2019 05:22:09
supahbimbo

I love you to be my bitch. Treat me like dirt and not feel bad about it.

25.12.2019 05:22:09
Dick McHung
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9437
Reputation: 7582
Posts: 43
Freethinkerland
25.12.2019 15:32:09
Dick McHung

Omg HeavenLeighBimbo I never knew about that but holy shit you are such a strong woman for being able to overcome that and give your son a better life, even when christmas eve makes you feel like that... We all love you here and even if you are very emotional you are very strong from being able to get through that type of childhood that you never should have been put through in the first place

25.12.2019 15:32:09
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Bebe Lace
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4702
Reputation: 3447
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
25.12.2019 17:43:40
Bebe Lace

Feliz Navidad everyone

25.12.2019 17:43:40
Bebe Lace
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.12.2019 19:21:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

Many special guests, visited us last night in the Pub >>>    Yeah !!!!!!!!!

25.12.2019 19:21:29
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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