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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.01.2020 10:36:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

I can't blame you a bit.   ^
The most frightening experience I ever have, is Launching an Aircraft, under my control into the air.....
   OH MY GOD, I think to myself.....   "Now I need to land it and not burst into a fire-ball of flame and destruction."

02.01.2020 10:36:47
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.01.2020 10:41:50
supahbimbo

I mean motorcycles are more cool in my opinion. 

02.01.2020 10:41:50
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.01.2020 10:49:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

When you have ridden them as long as I have......   [Fun but].   
    Doesn't have the thrill for me, as they once did.......   I not selling my motorcycle anytime soon for sure,   but I don't really ride her very often ether.    The other driver's sharing the road's just are to deadly, to make riding any fun anymore.   Cell phone's and other mobile distraction's.
   In an airplane,   your only distraction is a traffic controller, talking to you.   A LIFE LINE of information,  and total control over Every part of your life and Operation's of an Airplane.
     I sort of like, being a pilot much more than being a Bike rider......

02.01.2020 10:49:45
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
02.01.2020 10:51:32
supahbimbo

People don't realise how dangerous it is to be on your mobile while driving. Looking at your phone screen while driving they say is the same as closing your eyes while driving. It's stupid but so many people still do it.

02.01.2020 10:51:32
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.01.2020 00:06:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm still stuck at home, due to snow.    I am rather amused seeing people drive motorized toy's down the road's.   Purely illegal to drive, except in a 'dire city-wide disaster'.   The Mayor of the city is about to catch wrath and comdenation after this.....   3 day's and not a single snow plow, and  what few have been used built up walls of ICE, that to someone who has never seen snow would never be able to comprehend.   Think BRICK walls as high as a man is tall, made of concrete.   Down the center of every major roadway.    This city actually has the budget and cash to plow the road's,  but for some reason,  it isn't being used by the city work's department.
   Rather strange in my opinion.   In all my life here;  Never have I seen a newly elected Mayor,  f*uck up something that happens every year.   Snow is a FACT of LIFE.  Why is he doing so badly during his first year in office?   
              Seriously this amount of snow could have been removed on DAY 1.   3 day's later.   No progress.   


03.01.2020 00:06:58
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.01.2020 00:17:45
supahbimbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXEt7xOh1M

Where is mr plow when you need him hahahaha

03.01.2020 00:17:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.01.2020 00:34:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

I remember that episode ^ of the Simpson's,   Funny as heck,  and based on REALITY of a producer of the show obviously stuck in SNOW.
   This is the real nasty equipment needed right NOW,  watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSpKB03_io
               and  I have to admit  I get wet wanting to DRIVE HUGE and massive equipment like this. 


03.01.2020 00:34:59
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.01.2020 00:47:00
supahbimbo

Oh awesome, you need to take one for a ride.

03.01.2020 00:47:00
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.01.2020 00:55:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

With one single Truck, I could have single handily, cleared 60% of the city in about 6 hour's......
   But what do government worker's do......  ? 
               Get coffee and talk about working for 6 hour's before working for one hour and going Home for the night.

03.01.2020 00:55:33
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.01.2020 01:00:14
supahbimbo

I mean in Australia in one state when the temp is over 28 celsius or about 84.5 farenheit construction workers don't have to work and yes it takes them 6 month to complete something that should take 6 weeks. In China they can build skyscrapers in weeks. Chinese can do work so much quicker. 

03.01.2020 01:00:14

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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