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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.01.2020 01:19:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

Now government contracts can be as wasted, as ONE paid to the HIGHEST bidder.

    No government is actually effective[ because] No government is accountable to anyone but themselves.
   As Marie Antoinette once said, "  Let them eat cake", when warned of  French Revolution and the starvation of the people's of France.
                    Shortly before she lost her head. 
          She was crying, as lead to the guillotine.  But was allowed to put her hair up, as to not hamper the blade, as it cut her head from her body.    She just loved her CAKE, and bit the dust, like everyone else.  So she met the end of a commoner in Death.
   Ruler's never die in glory.

03.01.2020 01:19:31
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.01.2020 04:25:42
supahbimbo

Interesting to know 

03.01.2020 04:25:42
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.01.2020 19:19:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

Still no progress in my city, to clear the snow.  I guess I'm walking to my car, parked a half mile away to get to work.   At least the road's are cleared from there.   I'm still not very happy about this,  but whatever.

03.01.2020 19:19:27
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
03.01.2020 22:51:47
supahbimbo

Make a complaint maybe?

03.01.2020 22:51:47
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.01.2020 04:04:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

Finally the road past my house was plowed.   Not very well,  but I did manage to get my car home after 4 day's.  The snow has stopped too,  but this is a mixed blessing.   Thing's are about to get worse in temperature.   All that snow is about to become as hard  as concrete.   Hit a small pile of it, and it will totally wreak a car.  Only people who cleared a path through it, will be able to drive till the spring thaw.
    [  My drive way is clear,  so I'm fine, ] but I do laugh at all the drug users and young people who are on phone's to much to even bother clearing their own property.   I watched a known drug dealer get stuck delivering his product to a neighbor.  It was hilarious,  watching his total anger 'melt-down'.   Totally ruining a 30,000 USD truck in the process,  blowing out the transmission and nearly hitting power-pole, fence and house in the process.  I don't think he made any money on THAT deal !!!!!  
  HAHAHAAAAAAA  I watched with laughter as I was leaning up on a shovel. <---- The total solution to his trouble's, 
            For some reason he never even bothered to ask for help.  Instead 'He' was cursing and punching his new truck,  and kept trying to get it freed, by wreaking the transmission and tires. 
For a 'freak like that', I wouldn't walk across the street to spit on him if he was on FIRE.
   I just 'fingered' my firearm instead.  Nice and warm Steel in my coat pocket That operates in all temperatures, and with all bad tempers........
                    I had a spare shovel for him to use  ,  If he had asked.......  nicely.
  I might have even taught him how to do it, in less than 15 minutes.   

05.01.2020 04:04:44
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.01.2020 04:42:45
supahbimbo

Bad snow where you live, Bushfires or wildfires whatever you want to call it in Australia. What is up with the weather in the world. Mother nature is one crazy bitch.

05.01.2020 04:42:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.01.2020 05:00:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

As part of my Naval training during High-school was being a part of the Naval reserves, I found the Evacuation of the beaches in  New South Wales , by Naval Craft to be rather interesting. I was trained as a 'boat driver'. [small-landing- craft]
 Actually I was sort of wondering How you are fairing living in a city close by.   The smoke has got to be horrendous.  As you live actually in the city the danger is low,   but I can tell you from personal experience of wild-land fire's the smoke get's so bad, I can hardly breath, and have asthma attacks so bad, that just breathing while walking is not possible .
   I have been watching your local new's,  and seen some picture's from the fire's and they look very reminiscent of what we get too.
   My prayer's are with the People in Australia.

05.01.2020 05:00:32
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.01.2020 07:06:42
supahbimbo

Luckily where I live there is little smoke as it's worse in other states. Smelt smoke but it's fine I am in no danger. Yeah the fires are really bad and our Prime Minister is not handling the situation well. Look it up he is such a bad person (saying it nicely in the pub because I don't want to get in trouble)

05.01.2020 07:06:42
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.01.2020 07:35:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

No politician can deal with what 'Nature' can do.   That is why I laugh at 'Global warming-theorist's and activist's'; So much too.   Both are on Par with being TOTAL- IDIOTS.
    The fact remain's, Australia is undergoing a natural cleansing cycle of land.
   We had a Massive wild fire like your's, in [the] Yellowstone National Park too in 1988.
   What has happened since then, has been absolutely beautiful.
  New species of plant's that were killed off by 'old-growth forest's' are now thriving.   
Mother nature is on a cycle, humanity never really understands having a life span of just 80 year's.
       It is just awful for so many people to lose so much, because some 'Bogan' might have started a cooking fire,  or lightning STRUCK.   However it is what it is......     The land is actually being fertilized,  and NEW growth has been planted, and the 'Outback', is actually going to be more beautiful, in 5 year's time.
   PLUS,  If your a Metal Detector'ist,   
                   THE GOLD IS NOW ON THE SURFACE OF GROUND !!!!!! 
           Those people with metal detector's are   just waiting for cooler weather, and the fire's to be gone,  and THEY are going to be MAKING A FORTUNE !!!!!!! 
 NO JOKE !!!!   If I had a metal detector and time to go there, ------
   
There is a fortune to be found getting a tan,  in the burned out area's.....
  Did you know that vegetation collect's gold in microscopic quantities from the dirt,  and when burned  that vegetation creates gold nugget's. [?]   Muhahahaaa. 
                            Your wild fire's, are a gold collector's dream come true !!!!!!!! 
                        Every tiny gold nugget found is a product of a wild-fire at some point in the past.
   NATURE AND GEOLOGY, playing with mother nature.  Muhahahaaaaaaaa
 A true Money tree[?]  or low laying BUSH.....
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Politician's Don't, matter very much. To Her^

05.01.2020 07:35:27
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
05.01.2020 09:48:21
supahbimbo

Sounds amazing can't wait for it to be all over 

05.01.2020 09:48:21

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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