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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
24.03.2020 09:32:31
jamie fae

Bimkko wrote:
in really dire situations ya can also always just hop into the shower n rinse there, washing up with water is more efficient than wiping with paper anyway
My brother is on one leg, so he doesn't "hop" anywhere anymore.

24.03.2020 09:32:31
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
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Posts: 253
Atheista
24.03.2020 10:22:35
Bimkko

"hop" as in figurative, i wouldnt recommend any literal hopping in a slippery shower
getting in slowly and safely still allows a good rinse though, my point still stands

24.03.2020 10:22:35
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
24.03.2020 11:13:49
jamie fae

Bimkko wrote:
"hop" as in figurative, i wouldn't recommend any literal hopping in a slippery shower
getting in slowly and safely still allows a good rinse though, my point still stands
I know hun, but getting in & out of the shower is still a major chore for him, so as clever as your suggestion is, it just is not practical for him at this time. Maybe someday...:)

24.03.2020 11:13:49
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
24.03.2020 15:00:14
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I thought we were talking about you..? But if you live together you can still save paper if only your brother uses it, while you shower or whatever.

Honestly Pewdiepie was right the Japanese had it.

24.03.2020 15:00:14
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
24.03.2020 20:26:14
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am a little 'bummed-out'.  While I'm considered 'Essential personnel'. I could go anywhere I please, I just have no 'private' need to go anywhere.
   It seems 'Ironic' to me.
  I have the ability to be a very bad girl.....  Yet, I'm more comfortable at home.

   In fact I've banned my 'real-life' friend's from visiting me, as well as my own children.   This is ridiculous, but...... required.
    I'm still on the street's, around infectious people.
  I really wonder how much of this is 'MEDIA-DRIVEN' ?

  To read the Main-Stream-Media you would think the Zombie Apocalypse has started. When all I see on the street's, are scared people,  and the city government working as usual.  (Today I was assigned to protect, city worker's while replacing street light's.  No JOKE !!!   )

24.03.2020 20:26:14
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
24.03.2020 22:35:50
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I thought we were talking about you..? But if you live together you can still save paper if only your brother uses it, while you shower or whatever.

Honestly Pewdiepie was right the Japanese had it.
I was always talking about both of use. Did you not see where I said that WE were down to our last two rolls? :) 

24.03.2020 22:35:50
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
24.03.2020 23:46:59
AlienPrinceFromVenus

jamie fae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I thought we were talking about you..? But if you live together you can still save paper if only your brother uses it, while you shower or whatever.

Honestly Pewdiepie was right the Japanese had it.
I was always talking about both of use. Did you not see where I said that WE were down to our last two rolls? :) 
Clearly I did not, hence the confusion. Even aliens can't be bothered with 100% maximum effort reading conprehension 24/7 :) :) :) :)))))))))))))

HLB the media is just clickbaiting and trying to profit from mass panic. That's why you look up what your local HEALTH PROFESSIONALS are telling you. I'm like, super essential too. In fact I'm so essential I don't need to leave my house, because my essentiality gives me reach over the whole galaxy (the Milky Way, we're working on getting intergalactic but we ain't quite there yet) from right here.



       I'm ToTaLlY MorE eSsEnTiaL tHaN yOU! <3

~Signed:; I ate this rainbow stardust and I have no idea who I am but I'm pretty sure it's someone cool

24.03.2020 23:46:59
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
25.03.2020 08:08:56
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
I thought we were talking about you..? But if you live together you can still save paper if only your brother uses it, while you shower or whatever.

Honestly Pewdiepie was right the Japanese had it.
I was always talking about both of use. Did you not see where I said that WE were down to our last two rolls? :) 
Clearly I did not, hence the confusion. Even aliens can't be bothered with 100% maximum effort reading comprehension 24/7 :) :) :) :)))))))))))))

I forgive you sugar. :)

25.03.2020 08:08:56
Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13049
Reputation: 8273
Posts: 154
Atheista
25.03.2020 10:00:40
Thotacchio

Feeling it. Desperate to go back to work but since I had just started they cut my hours first. Need an essential job for the time being but I’m not in the mood to hunt again since I was just doing that a month ago. My roommate is losing his mind working from home and it’s just a nightmare, I don’t care about living during a historical event 

25.03.2020 10:00:40
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202881
Reputation: 30080
Posts: 341
Secville
25.03.2020 17:47:18
Poison Black

Personally, I think that we should do anything in our power to stop this virus. Things in SP (Brazil) are getting worse and this piece of shit of president of us tell in an interview that's just a cold. Of course, he had the best medical service, so this idiot probably gonna live (he get sick too). Anyway, I wander how are you all doing in the EUA since you don't had public health care.
Hope we all made through this soon? 

25.03.2020 17:47:18


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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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