Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
1
5
7
1
3

Ximboland Clock

[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

Posts
3987
Created
22.03.2015
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.05.2020 22:59:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

It is so funny to me, when a child tells you that they love you, completely at random.
  An innocent response, from a child having so much fun living in the moment.   I'm glad, I have childhood memories like that too.
  Now Clair can have that experience with a grouchy, old widow woman ,too.   Life seems to circle around, as you age.
   I nearly cried, just watching young people just playing with their imagination's, in my yard again.

Clair showed up again today asking to use the pool.   She brought her brothers, who are also really fun  [yet mini-barbarians in need of a parental discipline..] and other friend's.
   That little girl manipulated me, into letting her have a neighborhood pool-party.
   My first ever, Non-Alcoholic party.   It felt good feeling like a mother throwing a birthday party [for nobody in particular] , again.
Clair is a lovely girl.
  I like having her, as a friend.
   When she shows up at my door, the world stops rotating on it axis and time stands still.
As A Widow,  I often feel like the child adopted me.
   If I could stop time, as a super power,   I would want to be her mother, forever.
  [ Note to reader:  Clair lives in the most disgraceful situation at home.  It is so bad, to describe it would somehow be a violation in Bimboland's due to censorship.   Let's just say, this little girl live's in the American Equivalent of a SEWER, complete with sleeping in dog and cat and rat waste and garbage. ]   < What can I do about it?
    Nothing, but give the girl a bath and some food and some love.

30.05.2020 22:59:58
Image result for winter wonderland banner
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
31.05.2020 01:27:21
Classy Joe

Have you tried adoption or foster caring. Find a kid in need and look after them. Plenty of kids in need of a good home and a loving and caring mother figure.

31.05.2020 01:27:21
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
31.05.2020 01:50:17
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
This is for my friend, Classy Joe. 

Thanks hun.

I bet that you would look real classy in them sugar Joe! :*

31.05.2020 01:50:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.05.2020 02:11:30
HeavenLeighBimbo

Current social climates, do not allow for the health and welfare of children in America.
  Meth-addicted parent's are not bothered by social services, until they commit a felony.
   Child neglect is not a crime, till the child is dead.
   It's a very sad situation, lawyer's created.
    I could never adopt a child ether because I am a lesbian, widowed, who is single, wealthy and not interested in, Mating with anyone.
  " Meth- addict's", with children with 5 different father's, have a better reputation than a rich, former 'porn-star'.
A life, I had for less than 10 year's, now defines my entire existence. In a very insane World: called Small-town Life.

   The situation make's me sick as a woman,   but the fact remain's...... >
Social Justice has failed a little girl, I know personally.
[   Illicit drugs, paid for by the government welfare system. Because the mother "gamed the system".  ]
   Clair is just one child, of million's in the world that need a rescue, from socialism to thrive as a woman and human being.
  At least I earned my money honestly , while Naked and 'NOT' pregnant.
   Feminist's could learn a few thing's from me,  [ just sayin'.]................
   'Child-birth' should never be thought of as a government 'PAY-CHECK.' 
             
Only the babies, suffer under socialist dictates, and Money.
   Clair's mother, is very HIGH and neglecting her at this very moment.............     
             
and only i seem to care.   
The neighborhood Whore.....  ? 
                               
I find the absurdity of the situation, really  shameful in the 21st century.

31.05.2020 02:11:30
Image result for winter wonderland banner
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
31.05.2020 04:09:54
Classy Joe

It happens in Australia too. Where I live a child aged 4 was killed after being forced to ride a dirt bike. The grandmother tried to get the little girl in her care but the people in charge did little to nothing. 

The grandmother now started a charity in the girls name. It's sad when the grandparents know bad things are going to happen but can't do anything about it. Kids need better rights.

31.05.2020 04:09:54
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.05.2020 04:10:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

For some reason,  I want to make love to 'Joe' Right Now......
   I want to cry..............
   I want to be treated like a slut, in heel's.
    Anything, to not think about being a mommy to the future.
   What would Joe[?] do with a woman, who want's a baby?

31.05.2020 04:10:01
Image result for winter wonderland banner
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
31.05.2020 04:13:18
Classy Joe

Also with my cousins her mother always got drunk and was negligent to them. In the end my uncle got full custody of the kids and everything is good now. In the end the mother of the kids almost died from drinking too much and now I believe she's permanently in a wheelchair and has vision impairment. Sad but that's life.

31.05.2020 04:13:18
                                                          
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
31.05.2020 04:16:28
Classy Joe

I want to have kids one day and trust me I'm going to be a strict but fair father. Kids need a role model to help them grow up and not just someone who will park them in front of a screen. I will make sure my kids get out and about and not on a screen 24/7. 

31.05.2020 04:16:28
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.05.2020 04:19:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

I demand to change the subject !
    Joe, make love to me, to this : and impregnate me :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
Amazoncom Beyond The Wall Sunbed Girls Sexy Pool Summertime

31.05.2020 04:19:38
Image result for winter wonderland banner
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
31.05.2020 05:11:59
HeavenLeighBimbo

Beware of the BEARS? Naked Camping How and Where to Embrace Nature in the Nude
She^needs, to pee !!!

31.05.2020 05:11:59
Image result for winter wonderland banner

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...