[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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02.06.2020 08:02:26
Classy Joe

Oooh I would love to to go on a long trip with you on your bike. I mean we will go the speed limit of course and we will only bring with us what we can fit in a backpack. You it would be easy, just pack bikinis and panties and shorts and crop tops for when you need to wear clothes. 

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02.06.2020 08:03:28
Classy Joe


Be my lifeguard and protect me from the crocodiles and snakes and spiders. I need you to protect me.

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02.06.2020 08:12:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

Really, no parking meter's?   I must be in Heaven.

02.06.2020 08:12:53
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02.06.2020 08:15:17
Classy Joe

Teach me to ride and I will ride with you around Yellowstone. We can even race each other for fun. You would probably destroy me but it would still be so much fun.

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02.06.2020 08:22:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yellowstone is a bit dangerous.   You might want to hold onto my hip's and thrust yourself into my curves, every time I 'lean-into-a curve.'.   "Man" you better hold on,  and hold my body as tightly as you can..........   
   I can't stress it enough..... 
                 Ride my body, and you might survive a holiday, in America on a BIKE.
   [then you can impregnate me in the pool, at Jackson-Hole.]
 A reason to OBEY ? 
 Or a dare to F*ck me......     Who is in control?      
        My hormones are outrageous right now.........       I want to have a baby.
 Some Foreplay 1st, while you tease my Grand Canyon, on a Bike? Best Motorcycle Rides in America  Livability
                  That's playing Dirty ^ Locally!
   I just might be a Bogan !!!
Do Australian men like women with no FEAR?
        Joe would be my appetizer, before tea.

He is so cute,  in my opinion.
  To bad I scared the man.....   by being such a bi*ch.
               4000 mile's away and his penis still reaches me.
    You have to love an EX-husband like that.  He can make love to me, from the opposite side of the planet.     
HIS greatest fear would be seeing me, in a performance. For his peer's.        Still   for myself, 
 I would lay him down and take his,
 'extended-virginity', like whore in a French brothel.
    I really would...........    but I would never dare go to Australia...........   
   [IT's} Even to socialist for me, to exist in.   There must be a law, against taking off your panties, in a bedroom.
   No thanks........   I entered the country without pantie's......   So WHAT !   
   Put some on me, [?} If your so offended by seeing a vagina,<- at the airport security -check-point's, wearing clothes.
                 I never asked a government employee to lift my skirt, and put his finger's in my ASS.
   I have grown to laugh at being molested by the Government.   You get used to it. 
                          Sexual assault by the police,  is the new normal after all.
   The funny thing is,   I am a peace officer too........   
                      They just never recognize me, till it is to late.......
  Busted, rookies...... and I need a shower afterwards.
                           People are beginning to disgust me.
   The criminals and the government , are all the same.



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02.06.2020 10:46:44
Classy Joe

Okay I will hold on then. I will hold very very tight okay :)

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02.06.2020 21:43:30
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm in total shock today.   My life is so weird sometimes, and today is so bad, even I know when to censor myself.
  I do want to share my outrage as a mother.
    I just witnessed the result of social media, on a 12 year old girl.
  She was so beautiful when doing her dancing, and showing off for me.   Pure talent, in fact.  She could even be a stand-up comic when she get's older.    
   Then she told me she post's her dances online, and my heart shattered.....  For her.
   The content she showed me [While standing in front of me], should never be published on a social media platform.
Yet for her, it is her form of self expression.
   For me that just crosses my line, as a Christian, mother, and daughter of God.
Social Media that encourages that sort of behavior is Not societies friend.

   I see, I have my work cut out for me this summer.   I have a feeling,I will be seeing her a lot.
   I'm not even sure where to begin to fix her, except by letting her entertain me. 
 It feels so odd though, because I'm so conflicted with her natural talent.
       How can I keep her off the internet?
  Only by helping her live, in the real world as much as possible.  She has 2 really good friend's too.   That always helps.
  It wont be enough..... however.   This girl is Amazing and will be a You Tube Star one day.

   When I woke up this morning, I didn't expect to be adopted by the neighborhood girl gang.
   That is certainly a 1st for me.  

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02.06.2020 22:19:37
Classy Joe

What What I don't like is how kids like to dress older and stuff. Like why do kids want to dress slutty and sexy? What's the point? Do those kids want older men praying on them. Like what's the point of kids wearing heels, stupid and pointless.  Kids should dress like kids and not like adults or strippers or anything. 

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03.06.2020 13:32:26
Classy Joe

I am in a motorbike mood right now. I would love MicahLynne to just go for a nice long ride on her motorbike since I can't since I don't ride. I wish I could ride but with my disability I don't think it is possible unfortunately. So ride fast and ride safe.

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03.06.2020 15:44:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

I washed my bike up yesterday evening.  All the dust is gone and she looks very beautiful. A Katana 750 GSX ..
   [  Mine is also a GSX 750 FX which I couldn't find a Photo of.   It doesn't matter,   The only difference is on the inside of the motor.  Also my muffler's, due to extreme racing, has turned them, a very beautiful golden colour. ] 
 More horse power, with lighter-weight to power-ratio= makes it my perfect form of transportation going 'no-where'.
   In my opinion it is the most comfortable 'rocket' for an experienced woman to ride. 
                                     Such bikes should never be ridden by anyone, not professionally trained to ride it.
                                                                     
                  ( Very deadly, for male's unfortunately due to the false sense of security, of a HUGE EGO...   The bike makes you feel so comfortable at high speed.  Men always push the limit's, and become 'Organ Donor's.') 
                                Mine is the only one still in existence in the USA, and legally registered in my state.2007 Suzuki Katana 750 GSX750F
I am now ready to ride.
Yet  when I have my bike looking this gorgeous,   I don't want smashed bug's on it

 I'm thinking about a very slow ride, around the 'river's green-belt' in downtown, wearing a bikini.

   The Boys are out looking at everything they can't HAVE, and it is so fun hearing them scream their sexual frustration, that they don't have a bike TOO.   
If you have ever heard  your fan's scream   while wearing a helmet ?  }
                   You know your looking So SEXY,   and it feels very good for your self-esteem.


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