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Reasonopia
02.06.2020 05:27:25
Classy Joe

It's never predictable at all. But always remember to think positive too.

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Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 05:49:46
HeavenLeighBimbo

Good !!!!!   Think positive !!!!

   Your EX-wife washed up her 'bullet-bike'.    2020 Yamaha R1 unveiled specifications and details out - Overdrive .
"Our baby is screaming at me, this morning".....
   She wants to go for a ride........
   Wind resistance is minimal, and my vagina, want's some vibration of 160 horse-power ,THRILL.
      I Am LOVING the SUMMER without 'Tourist traffic'.
    Can we please Keep the Virus 19  HOAX,   for just 4 more month's?
   The Local's, love Not having the plague of City-Folk.
   
No matter how I look at the situation.... 
                 I'm DEAD, or passing you faster than you can imagine.......
   I like being Alive......   Wearing a helmet.
   [and not a worthless/useless -mask] to show 'What a fool' FALLS FOR.
              Sheep...  and lemmings.       Ehhh.......
   How else can you burn down Liberal cities?
   It's a brilliant strategy actually.
   People burning their own home's, job's and shopping center's, down; because they are protesting the death of a CRIMINAL.
   What fools. 
  But guess it is my ADVENTURE...... as well as yours.   I like the insanity  of 'population control'.
  People like me, are not bothered in the least.   In fact we find it fun watching Idiot's become gladiator's fighting for absolutely Nothing but violence against the innocent.   OMG  The last few day's as an American has been EVENTFUL to say the least.
    What the rest of the world, will soon see will be Disastrous !!!!
    An American Civil  War, Is:  Going to be an economic Global War.
             People will be starving................     Nation's dependent on America will be wondering what to do.
      I just pray we close our boarder's, to keep the terrorist's locked up in our own YARD  ,  to protect YOU.
   The world as you know it is about to undergo a fundamental change.
    I hope you know how to use 'firearm's,  because if you don't......... 
 Anarchy will not be very friendly to you.
   Or maybe your 'Cell-phone' will save You. [ Not likely though ]
   You had better know, a farmer. Sleep with his son, and know how to pick weeds......
Bimbo'ness^ in the Dark Ages.


02.06.2020 05:49:46
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02.06.2020 06:47:07
Classy Joe

The world is in shambles so I say just do whatever you can to try and live a happy and healthy life. Oh and sometimes just turn of the news. 

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Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:14:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

What do you do, with a woman, who is NOT a COWARD?

   Would you impregnate her, during an Earthquake?
   Would you impregnate her, if your car was broke down, and you had no JOB, or money?
   Would you impregnate her,  just because she stood in front of you  naked and DARING.?
    Or would you DARE, be a girl's TOY?

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Agnostica
02.06.2020 07:15:58
Alexstrasza

HLB, the other two I get but why do you specifically mention impregnating a woman during an earthquake? I'm not from the US so this might be an American tradition/expression/something else, but I'm confused as to why that specific natural disaster? :D

02.06.2020 07:15:58
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
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Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:29:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

I Am an Earthquake:
It is, what I internally feel, when I have sex.
   The movement of the world.
   It is also a metaphor.
     The world is 'quaking' right now.
   I find stability in my son's and family.

    But I'm also a lusty Whore, who likes to talk dirty to Joe, using every word in the book......
    Believe it or not,    Sexual Arousal doesn't need 4 letter words,  or lame 'pick-up'-line's in a PUB.
   Hey JOE [?]     How SEXY am I ? 
 I'm flying to  '____   your town tomorrow _____'    would you make love to me?

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Reasonopia
02.06.2020 07:34:59
Classy Joe

You are sexier than every supermodel who has ever lived combined. I don't care how you look. To me you are a 1000000000/10

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Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:43:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

^ Now that is a Good EX-husband ^.
   I just may 'nibble on him' now.....
  His wonderment and pleasure, IS YOUR IMAGINATION.
   No worries, 
                     I'm not taking him to America !!!!!!
   I'm more open, to being on my BACK, in the Outback.
The worlds most powerful production motorcycles 200 hp or go home

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02.06.2020 07:49:19
Classy Joe

I mean the outback is a fun place I guess as long as there is no dangerous animals around. Just camp under the stars with a fire. Sound relaxing. Could I go without internet? probably not but I would try. I did pretty good in Thailand like during the day I didn't go online, only at night when I was in my hotel room. I guess if I am having fun and occupying myself I don't need internet.

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Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:53:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Occupying yourself would be very HARD...   Just sipping a COCKTAIL with me.
   Joe......  >  One of these day's, I will rip off your 'Flip-Flop's and feed them to the crabs.
                          
The most dangerous Mammal around you, will be ME.


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