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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
02.06.2020 05:27:25
Classy Joe

It's never predictable at all. But always remember to think positive too.

02.06.2020 05:27:25
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 05:49:46
HeavenLeighBimbo

Good !!!!!   Think positive !!!!

   Your EX-wife washed up her 'bullet-bike'.    2020 Yamaha R1 unveiled specifications and details out - Overdrive .
"Our baby is screaming at me, this morning".....
   She wants to go for a ride........
   Wind resistance is minimal, and my vagina, want's some vibration of 160 horse-power ,THRILL.
      I Am LOVING the SUMMER without 'Tourist traffic'.
    Can we please Keep the Virus 19  HOAX,   for just 4 more month's?
   The Local's, love Not having the plague of City-Folk.
   
No matter how I look at the situation.... 
                 I'm DEAD, or passing you faster than you can imagine.......
   I like being Alive......   Wearing a helmet.
   [and not a worthless/useless -mask] to show 'What a fool' FALLS FOR.
              Sheep...  and lemmings.       Ehhh.......
   How else can you burn down Liberal cities?
   It's a brilliant strategy actually.
   People burning their own home's, job's and shopping center's, down; because they are protesting the death of a CRIMINAL.
   What fools. 
  But guess it is my ADVENTURE...... as well as yours.   I like the insanity  of 'population control'.
  People like me, are not bothered in the least.   In fact we find it fun watching Idiot's become gladiator's fighting for absolutely Nothing but violence against the innocent.   OMG  The last few day's as an American has been EVENTFUL to say the least.
    What the rest of the world, will soon see will be Disastrous !!!!
    An American Civil  War, Is:  Going to be an economic Global War.
             People will be starving................     Nation's dependent on America will be wondering what to do.
      I just pray we close our boarder's, to keep the terrorist's locked up in our own YARD  ,  to protect YOU.
   The world as you know it is about to undergo a fundamental change.
    I hope you know how to use 'firearm's,  because if you don't......... 
 Anarchy will not be very friendly to you.
   Or maybe your 'Cell-phone' will save You. [ Not likely though ]
   You had better know, a farmer. Sleep with his son, and know how to pick weeds......
Bimbo'ness^ in the Dark Ages.


02.06.2020 05:49:46
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
02.06.2020 06:47:07
Classy Joe

The world is in shambles so I say just do whatever you can to try and live a happy and healthy life. Oh and sometimes just turn of the news. 

02.06.2020 06:47:07
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:14:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

What do you do, with a woman, who is NOT a COWARD?

   Would you impregnate her, during an Earthquake?
   Would you impregnate her, if your car was broke down, and you had no JOB, or money?
   Would you impregnate her,  just because she stood in front of you  naked and DARING.?
    Or would you DARE, be a girl's TOY?

02.06.2020 07:14:13
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Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
02.06.2020 07:15:58
Alexstrasza

HLB, the other two I get but why do you specifically mention impregnating a woman during an earthquake? I'm not from the US so this might be an American tradition/expression/something else, but I'm confused as to why that specific natural disaster? :D

02.06.2020 07:15:58
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:29:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

I Am an Earthquake:
It is, what I internally feel, when I have sex.
   The movement of the world.
   It is also a metaphor.
     The world is 'quaking' right now.
   I find stability in my son's and family.

    But I'm also a lusty Whore, who likes to talk dirty to Joe, using every word in the book......
    Believe it or not,    Sexual Arousal doesn't need 4 letter words,  or lame 'pick-up'-line's in a PUB.
   Hey JOE [?]     How SEXY am I ? 
 I'm flying to  '____   your town tomorrow _____'    would you make love to me?

02.06.2020 07:29:23
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
02.06.2020 07:34:59
Classy Joe

You are sexier than every supermodel who has ever lived combined. I don't care how you look. To me you are a 1000000000/10

02.06.2020 07:34:59
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:43:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

^ Now that is a Good EX-husband ^.
   I just may 'nibble on him' now.....
  His wonderment and pleasure, IS YOUR IMAGINATION.
   No worries, 
                     I'm not taking him to America !!!!!!
   I'm more open, to being on my BACK, in the Outback.
The worlds most powerful production motorcycles 200 hp or go home

02.06.2020 07:43:20
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
02.06.2020 07:49:19
Classy Joe

I mean the outback is a fun place I guess as long as there is no dangerous animals around. Just camp under the stars with a fire. Sound relaxing. Could I go without internet? probably not but I would try. I did pretty good in Thailand like during the day I didn't go online, only at night when I was in my hotel room. I guess if I am having fun and occupying myself I don't need internet.

02.06.2020 07:49:19
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.06.2020 07:53:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Occupying yourself would be very HARD...   Just sipping a COCKTAIL with me.
   Joe......  >  One of these day's, I will rip off your 'Flip-Flop's and feed them to the crabs.
                          
The most dangerous Mammal around you, will be ME.


02.06.2020 07:53:18
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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